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By *Effy- OP   Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland

You spend hours picking out the perfect outfit to make a good first impression. You look incredible, feel confident and things are beginning to heat up.

Then comes the moment you've been waiting for. Thing's start to get physical and you realise you're trapped in a bodysuit with 42 tiny little hooks and it's going to take an army to get you out of it.

We've all been there, right?

Do you factor in how you're getting out of the clothes when planning an outfit?

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By *oeBeansMan
15 hours ago

Derby

I just make sure they're easy enough for the other person to take off 😏

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By *ntercouplemaCouple
15 hours ago

Here, for a bit

I love the theatre of undressing and being undressed. Although, there have been ripped dresses in the heat of the moment leading to a very expensive end to the evening - but worth it x

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By *ackJones82Man
15 hours ago

ST. AUSTELL

Literally never crossed ny mind as far as my clothing goes but the thiught has crossed my mind when talking to a beautiful woman

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By *estructionDollyWoman
15 hours ago

Manchester

If I know I'm having sex I plan my outfit around ease of access and getting in/out of it. Nothing worse than realising you have seven layers to get out of and a lot of laces and hooks to undo. Kind of kills the moment.

If I'm wearing corsets and the like, I wear them with something that can be pulled to the side or removed easily.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland


"I just make sure they're easy enough for the other person to take off 😏"

Did I mention i struggle with buttons?

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By *onin25Man
15 hours ago

Durham

Just wear joggers and a vest

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By *evilinyouMan
15 hours ago

Bristol


"Just wear joggers and a vest "

I always just paint my outfit on for a meet, and hope it doesn't rain

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By *eroLondonMan
15 hours ago

Mayfair


"Do you factor in how you're getting out of the clothes when planning an outfit? "

No. It's never really occurred to me. I dress smart/smart casual but my layers are easy'ish to unpeel for the other person. Unbuttoning of jeans can be tricky but a helping hand, helps.

I guess denuding a man doesn't require that much deft and dexterity compared to a woman. One requires nimble fingers, patience and...a helping hand!

#ThoseDamnBrassieres

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland


"I love the theatre of undressing and being undressed. Although, there have been ripped dresses in the heat of the moment leading to a very expensive end to the evening - but worth it x"

This i don't mind so much as long as it's nothing too expensive😅

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By *oeBeansMan
15 hours ago

Derby


"I just make sure they're easy enough for the other person to take off 😏

Did I mention i struggle with buttons? "

I'll leave enough undone so it's easy to slip off 😇

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By *oeBeansMan
15 hours ago

Derby


"I love the theatre of undressing and being undressed. Although, there have been ripped dresses in the heat of the moment leading to a very expensive end to the evening - but worth it x

This i don't mind so much as long as it's nothing too expensive😅"

I agree! I've had women wear fishnet clothing for me and they said after "you could've ripped into it if you wanted to" and I just thought "but this cost you money..." 😅

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland


"Do you factor in how you're getting out of the clothes when planning an outfit?

No. It's never really occurred to me. I dress smart/smart casual but my layers are easy'ish to unpeel for the other person. Unbuttoning of jeans can be tricky but a helping hand, helps.

I guess denuding a man doesn't require that much deft and dexterity compared to a woman. One requires nimble fingers, patience and...a helping hand!

#ThoseDamnBrassieres"

Imagine how we feel! I agree though. I can't think of anything a man could wear that would be too difficult to get off in the heat of the moment. Except maybe a turtle neck that's been through the tumble one too many times.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 hours ago

Herts/Leeds


"You spend hours picking out the perfect outfit to make a good first impression. You look incredible, feel confident and things are beginning to heat up.

Then comes the moment you've been waiting for. Thing's start to get physical and you realise you're trapped in a bodysuit with 42 tiny little hooks and it's going to take an army to get you out of it.

We've all been there, right?

Do you factor in how you're getting out of the clothes when planning an outfit? "

Surely that’s just like undoing a bra one handed with the pinch and finger snap.

I can undo bras one handed. I’m a terrible terrible gay.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
14 hours ago

London

My philosophy is Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). Easy to put on, easy to take off.

The exceptions would be something you would like the other person to take off for you. It could be a little game to tease each other and also be intimate before being intimate.

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By *oodmessMan
14 hours ago

yumsville

It doesn't matter how careful I am, I could guarantee whatever I eat or drink will end down the front of me.

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By *onin25Man
14 hours ago

Durham

Just seen an actual wardrobe malfunction in the football

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
14 hours ago

Scotland


"My philosophy is Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). Easy to put on, easy to take off.

The exceptions would be something you would like the other person to take off for you. It could be a little game to tease each other and also be intimate before being intimate."

So not shoes that need two people to remove while you brace yourself to the bed? Gotcha!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
13 hours ago

London


"My philosophy is Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). Easy to put on, easy to take off.

The exceptions would be something you would like the other person to take off for you. It could be a little game to tease each other and also be intimate before being intimate.

So not shoes that need two people to remove while you brace yourself to the bed? Gotcha! "

Shoes would already be off before entering the bedroom. In fact, shoes off once you enter the apartment/house/home/hotel.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
13 hours ago

Scotland


"My philosophy is Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). Easy to put on, easy to take off.

The exceptions would be something you would like the other person to take off for you. It could be a little game to tease each other and also be intimate before being intimate.

So not shoes that need two people to remove while you brace yourself to the bed? Gotcha!

Shoes would already be off before entering the bedroom. In fact, shoes off once you enter the apartment/house/home/hotel."

Are you gonna help?

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
12 hours ago

Troublesville


"Just wear joggers and a vest

I always just paint my outfit on for a meet, and hope it doesn't rain "

I’m going to try this. It’s a swimming date! 🫦🤭

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 hours ago

SW1A1AA

I never thought about it before but i tended to wear baby dolls which where easy to get out off

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