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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having read a book essentially pointing out that life's simple pleasures are great and the world is in fact an amazing place, I thought I'd as forumites about the things that make them smile?

Drawing a face in the condensation of a window.

Making a sand castle.

Drawing a cock & balls in on your colleagues work

Come on life's not crap. Its only that way if you make it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true - nice attitude!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sending nonsense post, through the post!

I carry chalk in my bag and write random stuff on the pavement when no-one is looking.

I fill colleagues pockets with the contents of the whole punch.

I will grow up one day!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Sending nonsense post, through the post!

I carry chalk in my bag and write random stuff on the pavement when no-one is looking.

I fill colleagues pockets with the contents of the whole punch.

I will grow up one day!

"

These made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing the first bloom after a long cold wet Winter ...

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Watching a newborn lamb frollicking in the field in Spring ...

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Feeling the sun warm my bones to the centre in Summer ...

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Kicking leaves fallen from the trees in Autumn ...

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Yep its there all year round if you look for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I fill colleagues pockets with the contents of the whole punch.

I will grow up one day!

"

Used to do this with people's hoods on rainy days- oh how they laughed

(Psssst- annoying people at work love to find sugar in their pockets )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought of another one. Borrow a friends car keys and set the fan on full, wipers fast and radio full- sit back ANC watch them giggle as they turn the key

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Thought of another one. Borrow a friends car keys and set the fan on full, wipers fast and radio full- sit back ANC watch them giggle as they turn the key "

We filled up someone's towel when they were going swimming at lunchtime. They got thrown out of the pool!

Have also put them in someone's newspaper which they opened on the train!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

great thread..

so many of life's simple pleasures are all around us every day..

think we have become too brainwashed by the elements of consumerism and must have this gadget or that nice whatever in order to be content..

as for 'growing up' naa fuck that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always enjoy spilling veg oil on the post office steps on pension day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ju goes to the loo we will all hide , this never gets boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cling film over restaurant toilet seats.

I love watching their faces when they come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can deny the pleasure of farting as you leave an empty lift- a gift for the next person to open the doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread!

Makes me wanna get out and do something fun now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once drilled through a twatty managers tea cup with a really tiny drill bit so their tea dribbled down them as they walked around with it. We've also made someone a brew and added superglue to the base of the cup- bloody hard to pick up a full mug of tea

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Sending nonsense post, through the post!

I carry chalk in my bag and write random stuff on the pavement when no-one is looking.

I fill colleagues pockets with the contents of the whole punch.

I will grow up one day!

"

Haha I do things like this. I used to challenge myself to do a new one on someone every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've also made someone a brew and added superglue to the base of the cup- bloody hard to pick up a full mug of tea "

Done that to someone's full pint glass while down the pub. The Landlord was not happy!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

I fill colleagues pockets with the contents of the whole punch.

I will grow up one day!

Used to do this with people's hoods on rainy days- oh how they laughed

(Psssst- annoying people at work love to find sugar in their pockets )"

We put the contents of the hole punches inside peoples umbrellas... watching them get covered when they put the umbrella up amuses me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who can deny the pleasure of farting as you leave an empty lift- a gift for the next person to open the doors "

my hubby does that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

"

It's hardly making other people's lives shit is it?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx"

read it again its not saying that at all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a professional musician but sometimes i still like to go busking, not for the money, just to sing in the sun

in the street! I love the reactions you get from the 'general public', particularly old punk songs and men in suits! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live by life is what you make it and you will only be as sad as you allow yourself to be.

Things that make me smile

playing on the swings

eating ice ream sitting on the grass in the sun.

Having a mad half hour(done this with my kids all their life...music silly dancing and singing or playing hide n seek n such)

Baking

Fresh bedding

bubble baths

calling my sister Ronnie Corbetts love child

Telling my mum rude words mean something innocent and having her say them.

God i have so many

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Love to crank the music up in the car and sing along loudly.

I even do it in traffic jams - love to see people laugh and even join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your in the pub with your mates and they go to the toilet leaving these phone on the table it's law you have to change the language the phone, or at rugby spraying deepheat into someone's underpants,

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx"

Jeeeze... get out of bed the wrong side did we? I don't think anyone is making anyone else's life shit in here... I do nonsense stuff to make other people smile, that makes me happy. You could try lightening up rather than ruining a perfectly cheery thread by reading it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Come on life's not crap. Its only that way if you make it."

For me, actually life is ~ok~

3 things to make it fucking AWESOME:

*I win The euro Millions

*Gemma Atkinson acknowledges that I actually EXIST, even though I'm actually hiding in her closet.

*I sub-consciously get a concept idea for the next Facebook/Twitter and consciously develop it and sell the whole thing to Google.

Ya, That would kind of counter me winning the Euro-millions.

**Bonus roll of the dice: Everybody I've ever been an asshole to forgive's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably one of the most laboured jokes I had played on me, was by my work colleagues.They rigged up a track using paperclips sellotaped to the ceiling. Through this they ran a fishing line.Tied to one end was a plastic spider.

The joke tells its own story...but the marvellous thing was the effort to perfect it. Apparently several trials ensued... bless tiny fishing weights were tied to the spider to give the right monentum..and length of line perfect to dangle directly in my face..Yes I screamed and freaked....Lol.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx"

Mardy bum!

So you've never turned a colleagues computer speakers up full last thing at night, so when they boot it up the next day you help them wake up a little earlier than usual?

The jobs where we piss about with each other, within reason, are easily the best I've had

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx"

Just to clarify, the thread suggests there are lots of simple things in life that are very pleasing and fulfilling. Some people have outlined things that make them smile by plaing pranks.

The concept was to identify the stuff you perhaps take for granted but is actually very integral to happiness.

Throwing pebbles into the sea.

That great sound the wind makes when it fills the sail on your boat and you feel a gentle surge.

Watching squirrels run up and down trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The jobs where we piss about with each other, within reason, are easily the best I've had "

Yep. We have a pretty cool bunch here!

A few twat's that no one likes anyway..but apart from that, pretty cool here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Having read a book essentially pointing out that life's simple pleasures are great and the world is in fact an amazing place, I thought I'd as forumites about the things that make them smile?

Drawing a face in the condensation of a window.

Making a sand castle.

Drawing a cock & balls in on your colleagues work

Come on life's not crap. Its only that way if you make it."

Luv it you brought back a memory of my student nursing days opening textbooks t find a big cock drawn it it by my best mate ..., xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx

Just to clarify, the thread suggests there are lots of simple things in life that are very pleasing and fulfilling. Some people have outlined things that make them smile by plaing pranks.

The concept was to identify the stuff you perhaps take for granted but is actually very integral to happiness.

Throwing pebbles into the sea.

That great sound the wind makes when it fills the sail on your boat and you feel a gentle surge.

Watching squirrels run up and down trees.

"

his post could be his idea of 'happiness'.. maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So this thread essentially reads:-

Pick on others to make yourself feel better, we do and it's great, making other people's lives shit makes us have a better time.....

Not one for me, life's not shit because sex, romance, adventures and travelling is so beautiful, there are always negatives so hold on to the good times and embrace a positive tomorrow xxxx

Just to clarify, the thread suggests there are lots of simple things in life that are very pleasing and fulfilling. Some people have outlined things that make them smile by plaing pranks.

The concept was to identify the stuff you perhaps take for granted but is actually very integral to happiness.

Throwing pebbles into the sea.

That great sound the wind makes when it fills the sail on your boat and you feel a gentle surge.

Watching squirrels run up and down trees.

his post could be his idea of 'happiness'.. maybe"

you have a point.

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