FabSwingers.com forum: Worst songs to play during sex

By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

What are the worst songs to play when your getting down and dirty?

I'll start off with Mr Soft - Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel

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By *pankthepiggieCouple
2 days ago

Manchester

Mr Blobby

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
2 days ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

21 seconds- So Solid Crew

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Give me an inch - Hazel O'Connor

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 days ago

Bedfuck

"What are the worst songs to play when your getting down and dirty?

I'll start off with Mr Soft - Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel "

I luv that song.

I'll go for Don't Stop Me Now, because I do like Queen and it's a turn off regardless of the message.

Next Bohemian Rhapsody.

Joe Dolce Shadupayorface.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Ring of fire

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham

There's No-one Quite Like Grandma

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 days ago

Bedfuck

"What are the worst songs to play when your getting down and dirty?

I'll start off with Mr Soft - Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel

I luv that song.

I'll go for Don't Stop Me Now, because I do like Queen and it's a turn off regardless of the message.

Next Bohemian Rhapsody.

Joe Dolce Shadupayorface.

Should read I don't like Queen.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

"There's No-one Quite Like Grandma "

Filth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
2 days ago

Kilmarnock

"21 seconds- So Solid Crew"

That immediately popped into my head too😂

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Touch and go - Stiff Little Fingers

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By *eauNaturelMan
2 days ago

Malmesbury

Grandad by Clive Dunn

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
2 days ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

"21 seconds- So Solid Crew

That immediately popped into my head too😂"

Tyr to be more respectable and go 4 minutes by Madonna and Timberlake

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By *eauNaturelMan
2 days ago

Malmesbury

Ein, zwei, drei; it's the worst song for anything, and it's official- Europe has voted 🤣

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Don't do me like that - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Two little boys

Role Harris

Mr 🐺

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Your mother and I - Loudon Wainwright iii

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By *b40Man
2 days ago

lisburn

“Short dick man” by Gillette and 20 fingers

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Too d*unk to fuck - Dead Kennedys

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Why can't I touch it - The Buzzcocks

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By *hemieMan
2 days ago

North Wales

All the small things

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By *andleit1980Man
2 days ago

BRISTOL

Back off bitch

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By *odgerMooreMan
2 days ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Jesus wants me for a sunbeam!!

Stop!! Sam Brown

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By *azer682Man
2 days ago

North West

Like a virgin, Madonna 🤣

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By *azer682Man
2 days ago

North West

Things can only get better, DReam😄

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By *unguy410Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

The Hokey Cokey.

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
2 days ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

Baby shark 🦈

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By *maginitivemindMan
2 days ago

notts

Don’t let the son (!) go down on me

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By *ichaelsmyMan
2 days ago

douglas

kings of leon.... sex on fire

r kelly..... pregnant

you've got a friend in me from toy story.... ok maybe that one could kind of be appropriate in some circumstances.

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By *tewymacMan
2 days ago

carlisle

It only takes a minute girl

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh

Was in a private room in a club when YMCA came on. It didn't kill the mood thankfully as we both laughed , however it could have!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

Jizz in my Pants

The Lonely Island.

Creased up when I heard this one 🤣🤣

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By *ragonflyspiritWoman
2 days ago

Colchester

Lmao just at the time of cumming would be hilarious

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

Anything cliff Richard surely

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By *rimrose and TonyCouple
2 days ago

Farnworth

"Ring of fire "

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By *attieTV/TS
2 days ago

Nottingham

🎶 Push pineapple shake the tree🎵

That's your earworm sorted for today.

You're welcome ❤️

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By *erry 58Man
2 days ago

doncaster

Smack my bitch up ::; prodigy

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By *natmMan
2 days ago

Northampton

Bang Bang By BA Robertson

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By *iolet_FyreCouple
2 days ago

Yateley

Anything by Jive Bunny

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

Baby shark

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By *hinstrapMan
2 days ago

sheffield

"Anything by Jive Bunny"

Oh lord

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

"Ah

🎶 Push pineapple shake the tree🎵

That's your earworm sorted for today.

You're welcome ❤️ "

I was going to say that one as well!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 days ago

Ilfracombe

Baby Shark

Crazy Frog

Law & Order theme

Personal any song would be the worst songs to play when your getting down and dirty.

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By *eacock1221Couple
2 days ago

Bedfordshire

"Jizz in my Pants

The Lonely Island.

Creased up when I heard this one 🤣🤣"

😂😂😂😂 regardless though, the video still makes me belly laugh like a teenager

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By *ancman44Man
2 days ago

Manchester

Going underground

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By *emptme1993Man
2 days ago

manchester

All that she wants is another baby?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

"Jizz in my Pants

The Lonely Island.

Creased up when I heard this one 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 regardless though, the video still makes me belly laugh like a teenager "

Ah nuts! I'm gonna have to watch it now! The song is brilliant though 🤣

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

Another one bites the dust

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By *uterspace1978Man
2 days ago

Bexley

Dam buster's....

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

"Jizz in my Pants

The Lonely Island.

Creased up when I heard this one 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 regardless though, the video still makes me belly laugh like a teenager

Ah nuts! I'm gonna have to watch it now! The song is brilliant though 🤣"

Have just watched the video! 🤣 it just keeps giving!! 🤣🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts/Leeds

Dead Skin Mask by Slayer

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
2 days ago

Kilmarnock

"Jizz in my Pants

The Lonely Island.

Creased up when I heard this one 🤣🤣"

I love Lonely island! Infact I'll add their song "I just had sex" 🤣

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By *oughmanMan
2 days ago

Sunderland

My old mans a dustman

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By *isa cdcTV/TS
2 days ago

Crawley

Right now I feel like any song would be okay except the there's no-one quite like grandma one.

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By *aptivating24Man
2 days ago

castleford

The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

Tell me how - Buddy Holly

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By *ulldog_71 OP Man
2 days ago

Sedgefield

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da "

It would give a good tempo to follow though lol

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By *appylarry20Man
2 days ago

Torn between two lovers - Carly Simon.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da "

Oh i dunno... it's kinda instructional... with a little bit of this, and a little bit of that and you shake your arse...

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By *aptivating24Man
2 days ago

castleford

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da

It would give a good tempo to follow though lol"

I was going to put this.

Baby Shark’ has got to be up there… nothing kills the mood faster than suddenly feeling like you’re in a toddler’s birthday party 😭😂”

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By *aptivating24Man
2 days ago

castleford

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da

Oh i dunno... it's kinda instructional... with a little bit of this, and a little bit of that and you shake your arse..."

What about.

I Would Walk 500 Miles’… because after 3 minutes you’d both be exhausted before anything even started 😂

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By *wcoMan
2 days ago

West Midlands

Girlfriend in a coma.

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By *hamen1300Man
2 days ago

manchester

F@ck off Wayne County and the electric chairs

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da

It would give a good tempo to follow though lol"

It’s going on the playlist 🤣

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By *irm40Man
2 days ago

Birmingham

Barbie girl

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By *wcoMan
2 days ago

West Midlands

Golden Brown

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By *ydaz70Man
2 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

Fat bottomed girls

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By *aptivating24Man
2 days ago

castleford

"The Birdie Song’… imagine trying to be seductive while your brain’s going da da da da da da

It would give a good tempo to follow though lol

It’s going on the playlist 🤣"

It was on mine really 🤣🤣

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

"Fat bottomed girls "

But we make the rockin’ world go round

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK

It's Over - Roy Orbison

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By *etro manMan
2 days ago

manchester

Give me give me a man after midnight when I’m bed with your GF

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By *odgerMooreMan
2 days ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I touch myself- divinyls

Making your mind up - bucks fizz

Mr Scatman

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK

Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex

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By *odgerMooreMan
2 days ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

YaYa Ding Dong!!!!!!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

"I touch myself- divinyls

Making your mind up - bucks fizz

Mr Scatman

Mr Scatman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ara25xWoman
2 days ago

Angus

Take that

Only take a minute girl

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By *ydaz70Man
2 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

"Fat bottomed girls

But we make the rockin’ world go round "
but I'm only asking lad

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK

Ooh ah just a little bit - Gina G

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 days ago

Huddersfield

The old cheeky songs.

- Everything stops for tea

- Thanks for the buggy ride

- I would like to fondle you

- If your face wants to laugh, let it.

- What are you waiting for?

- I know that my baby is cheating on me.

- The dumb ones know how to make love.

- She had to go and lose it at the Astor.

- It's nobody's fault but your own.

- Mistakes.

- The laughing policeman.

- Masculine women and feminine men, which is the rooster and which is the hen?

- I'm just his second-hand Rose

- The Teddy bears picnic - if you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!

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By *hebigeater95Man
2 days ago

brentwood

I jizzed in my pants - the lonely island

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By *etro manMan
2 days ago

manchester

Give me give me a man after midnight when I’m bed with your GF

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By *moothdickMan
2 days ago

stoke

I’m a wanker by iva biggen

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By *ool_name_pendingCouple
2 days ago

Merseyside

We don't have any songs that we really hate during sex but we've been at the party when dj played Tenatious D "kikapoo" and one couple literally stood up and said out loud "we will not have sex to this shitty song" and they've left the room. We found it very funny.

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By *airyZedMan
2 days ago

Haverhill

As a fan of metal music I can say the most absurd is chosing to sex songs of Cannibal Corpse like "Fucked wtih the knife" or "I cum blood"

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By *L_ASSetsMan
2 days ago

London & Brum

Any kids song

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By *imi_RougeWoman
2 days ago

Hampshire

Can you feel it - Jackson 5

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
8 hours ago

Bedfuck

The Brighouse something or other with Terry Wigan, your nuts will shrink in seconds.

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
1 hour ago

Canterbury

Don`t Touch me There by The Tubes, give it a listen!

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