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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is like a buliders yard atm, dining room is in the living room, whilst its being plastered, ( feel like a hoarder) having to try to move round everything. Boiler veing fitted today,.so kitchen cupboard emptied, and on top of cooker,.airing cupboard emtied and on our bed. Just bit fed up with the mess and upheaval, can I move in with someone till its all done please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You're welcome to my spare room but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx"

Ooooops.... Better take a few days off and start doing some housework....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx

Ooooops.... Better take a few days off and start doing some housework....

So what we gonna get up to, and how does one furtle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're welcome to my spare room but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

Fur balls,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

Now there's a novelty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

Now there's a novelty...

Shh ted, ive scored xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You're welcome to my spare room but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

Fur balls,

Nope, got those surgically removed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx

Ooooops.... Better take a few days off and start doing some housework....

So what we gonna get up to, and how does one furtle?"

Tis an ancient art, which is best known to Fen folk... Easier to demonstrate than to explain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're welcome to my spare room but you'd get molested by two hairy pussies...

Fur balls,

Nope, got those surgically removed!

Thank fook for that, fur is so hard to chew, gets stuck on the back of your throat,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

O I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea. Can we make sandcastles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx

Ooooops.... Better take a few days off and start doing some housework....

So what we gonna get up to, and how does one furtle?

Tis an ancient art, which is best known to Fen folk... Easier to demonstrate than to explain...

Does it involve a funny walk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

As we keep getting told lucy,.size isnt everything

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

you,re welcome to stay with us -- a real home from home

plastering to do, painting papering tiling -- good practice for you

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?"

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you,re welcome to stay with us -- a real home from home

plastering to do, painting papering tiling -- good practice for you "

Thanks,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of room in my tent this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a spare room....

But dont let on to the taxman....

Secrets safe with me euro, im gonna pack me bags and start furtling xx

Ooooops.... Better take a few days off and start doing some housework....

So what we gonna get up to, and how does one furtle?

Tis an ancient art, which is best known to Fen folk... Easier to demonstrate than to explain...

Does it involve a funny walk?"

Only when I've finished....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

So we are all gonna descend on SOTB then? Do you think we should tell them? Hope they have a big bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?"

Simultaneously....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

Simultaneously....

Always xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stay with me but don't tell my gf :-/ she wouldn't be happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

Taaa...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

Come here, ill help him grow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can stay with me but don't tell my gf :-/ she wouldn't be happy lol

Im descrete, and can be very quiet too,.with a gag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw, have you had minxie around,.our is Dave just feeling restive ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could always bunk up with me may be a bit cramped though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

Come here, ill help him grow xx"

One stick of rock coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

Come here, ill help him grow xx

One stick of rock coming right up....

Slids hand down bathers, o I say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

Come here, ill help him grow xx

One stick of rock coming right up....

Slids hand down bathers, o I say...."

Gently..... Dont want it gettin all stick down there..... Yet....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

So we are all gonna descend on SOTB then? Do you think we should tell them? Hope they have a big bed "

So it looks like a party round ours then lol!!

Everyone is well round to SOTB!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Is that all you have got

a little one lol

Oiii...!!!! The sea isnt warm ya know....

Come here, ill help him grow xx

One stick of rock coming right up....

Slids hand down bathers, o I say....

Gently..... Dont want it gettin all stickdown there..... Yet....!!!

I can be very gentle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

So we are all gonna descend on SOTB then? Do you think we should tell them? Hope they have a big bed

So it looks like a party round ours then lol!!

Everyone is well round to SOTB!!

Whoop whoop party at SOTBs house xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

So we are all gonna descend on SOTB then? Do you think we should tell them? Hope they have a big bed

So it looks like a party round ours then lol!!

Everyone is well round to SOTB!!

Woooohoo....!!!

*Packs beer for the gentlemen.... And white wine for the ladies.....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw, have you had minxie around,.our is Dave just feeling restive ?

oiiiiiiiiiiii u stop blaming me for everything .................. I am a little selective about what gets broken .......... it even comes as a surprise to me at the time and I didn't touch anything at theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a spare room and we are by the seaside!! Bring your bucket and spade with you

Ooohhh....!!! Room for a little one....???

Feck are you coming with me euro?

If he stays home he'll have to do the housework! Get him a bucket and spade and we'll go hang round the arcades.

So we are all gonna descend on SOTB then? Do you think we should tell them? Hope they have a big bed

So it looks like a party round ours then lol!!

Everyone is well round to SOTB!!

*welcome *

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