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Why are flys so stupid and annoying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sat in the conservatory enjoying the sun and the door is open, why do the stupid things fly in then spend forever bashing into windows repeatedly trying to get out! Stupid insects

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm sat in the conservatory enjoying the sun and the door is open, why do the stupid things fly in then spend forever bashing into windows repeatedly trying to get out! Stupid insects "

your blinding good looks maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha and there u go flirting outrageously again! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat in the conservatory enjoying the sun and the door is open, why do the stupid things fly in then spend forever bashing into windows repeatedly trying to get out! Stupid insects "

proberly the shit they eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The noise really gets on my pip,

Buzzzzzz bump buzzzzzzz bump ffs it's a window u fool!

Find the big open door oar prepare to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all male!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"They're all male!! "

if they are all male then does that make them gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay "

Well if it does that would make Sydney a fruit fly (but u would need to know for what that is the American term! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay "

Only the male ones are stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The noise really gets on my pip,

Buzzzzzz bump buzzzzzzz bump ffs it's a window u fool!

Find the big open door oar prepare to die "
lol I get the feeling that fly is going to regret the day it ever flew into your house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay

Well if it does that would make Sydney a fruit fly (but u would need to know for what that is the American term! ) "

Of to google I go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The noise really gets on my pip,

Buzzzzzz bump buzzzzzzz bump ffs it's a window u fool!

Find the big open door oar prepare to die lol I get the feeling that fly is going to regret the day it ever flew into your house "

It's full on chemical war fare now mwhahaha hahaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay

Well if it does that would make Sydney a fruit fly (but u would need to know for what that is the American term! )

Of to google I go "

FRUITFLY

A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. The woman is usually very attractive and chooses to be with gay men instead of straight men.

wow, that girl is to hot to be a faghag, she MUST be a fruitfly.

That's me! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay

Well if it does that would make Sydney a fruit fly (but u would need to know for what that is the American term! )

Of to google I go

FRUITFLY

A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. The woman is usually very attractive and chooses to be with gay men instead of straight men.

wow, that girl is to hot to be a faghag, she MUST be a fruitfly.

That's me! Hahahaha"

Oh I'm GLAD u took it as a compliment (which it was meant to b) cos once it was posted n beyond deletion I thort 'oh, now might she b offended by that comparison? '

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay

Only the male ones are stupid "

Even in the insect world women are cleverer than blokes

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I'm sat in the conservatory enjoying the sun and the door is open, why do the stupid things fly in then spend forever bashing into windows repeatedly trying to get out! Stupid insects "

You ve got sun,,!!!! Can I have some,

I ll have the fly as well, they don t bother me, they do seem to be attracted to my ex though,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're all male!!

if they are all male then does that make them gay

Well if it does that would make Sydney a fruit fly (but u would need to know for what that is the American term! )

Of to google I go

FRUITFLY

A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. The woman is usually very attractive and chooses to be with gay men instead of straight men.

wow, that girl is to hot to be a faghag, she MUST be a fruitfly.

That's me! Hahahaha

Oh I'm GLAD u took it as a compliment (which it was meant to b) cos once it was posted n beyond deletion I thort 'oh, now might she b offended by that comparison? ' "

U will hav to try a lot harder than that to cause even a flicker of offence, I've the softest elephant skin ever! But it's still tough

Infact I thought u were flirting sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat in the conservatory enjoying the sun and the door is open, why do the stupid things fly in then spend forever bashing into windows repeatedly trying to get out! Stupid insects

You ve got sun,,!!!! Can I have some,

I ll have the fly as well, they don t bother me, they do seem to be attracted to my ex though, "

Yes we have sun in sunny South Wales cariad, as well as all the horny people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitten, Jett, has just eaten a spider...shall i send him over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kitten, Jett, has just eaten a spider...shall i send him over?"

Yes please!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll happily swap you a fly for one of my nighttime lunatics, his name is Maurice the Moth, he has many friends who seem determined to drown themselves in ma beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I hate them too! Freaky horrible things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I hate them too! Freaky horrible things! "

I guess u r an avid viewer of Springwatch then......not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

U guessed right! Hate insects

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Estimated ratio of insects to humans is 200 million to 1

*courtesy of the creepy crawly information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for that

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