FabSwingers.com forum: Who's coming to my olive party. 🤣

By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

Seems I'm the only fab member who actually likes? Surly not....anyone....?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 hours ago

your hotlist

Sorry OP not me 🤢

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I only like green olives but if they're stuffed with pimentos or garlic then 😋😋😋

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 hours ago

Bristol

Out 🤢

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By * L RipleyWoman
4 hours ago

Buckinghamshire

Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
4 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

In for the green ones! 😋

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By *hortieWoman
4 hours ago

Northampton

I love olives! A friend regularly buys me a tub of Kalamata olives from Morrisons.. I know she's sweetening me up for a favour but you know what.. I really don't mind

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"I only like green olives but if they're stuffed with pimentos or garlic then 😋😋😋"

They'll be stuffed with all sorts of delicious things come one come all

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒 "

They'll be clearly labeled so you can avoid them 👍

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By *oeBeansMan
4 hours ago

Derby

Why does this sound like something a 70s BBC presenter used to host on the weekends? 😳

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By *oeBeansMan
4 hours ago

Derby

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒 "

I've recently heard of blue cheese stuffed olives that people put in Martinis. It sounds awful but I'm also intrigued 😂

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Why does this sound like something a 70s BBC presenter used to host on the weekends? 😳"

Theres none of that BBC nonsense here i can assure you. We're an above board olive lovers association with all the correct credentials and paperwork to boot

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 hours ago

Round the bend

I used to hate them, but I can tolerate them now. They wouldn't be my first choice at a dinner party though 🤣🤣

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"I used to hate them, but I can tolerate them now. They wouldn't be my first choice at a dinner party though 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣 Oh okay that's fair, you can come in 👍

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 hours ago

London

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒 "

Ah, but they're the best!

I love olives, OP, but probably not enough to go to a party where they're the only food. What else you serving???

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
4 hours ago

London

I love olives. Proper tasty.

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒

Ah, but they're the best!

I love olives, OP, but probably not enough to go to a party where they're the only food. What else you serving???"

Booze.......and....(Open to suggestions) Also they make for great throwing should a good fight break out 👍

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 hours ago

East Cheshire

Olives are great in fish stews and on pizzas, but they're best nibbled from the body of a sensuous woman.

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Olives are great in fish stews and on pizzas, but they're best nibbled from the body of a sensuous woman."

Any volunteers?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 hours ago

Round the bend

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒

Ah, but they're the best!

I love olives, OP, but probably not enough to go to a party where they're the only food. What else you serving???

Booze.......and....(Open to suggestions) Also they make for great throwing should a good fight break out 👍 "

I'm definitely in then. The booze can kill off my taste buds 😎

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By *carlettsWoman
4 hours ago

Harpenden

Oh no 🤢

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒

Ah, but they're the best!

I love olives, OP, but probably not enough to go to a party where they're the only food. What else you serving???

Booze.......and....(Open to suggestions) Also they make for great throwing should a good fight break out 👍

I'm definitely in then. The booze can kill off my taste buds 😎"

😉 I like your style 🤘

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By *k_intriguedCouple
4 hours ago

Warwickshire

I thought this was some slang I hadn't heard of (I'm still not sure!).

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"I thought this was some slang I hadn't heard of (I'm still not sure!).

No i don't have hidden depths, what i write is one dimensional only 🤣

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By *ydaz70Man
4 hours ago

Rotherham /newquay

Never ever but funnily enough I used to go olive collecting on a family farm in Portugal do like the oil.

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By *uckyDuk_82Man
4 hours ago

Scarborough

Olive oil - Yes

Dirty little oval shaped things - No 🤮

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 hours ago

Lancashire

Olive party? I’m in 🤩

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By *ace400Man
4 hours ago

near knock

Love olives I’ll come if invited

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By *otstuff77Woman
4 hours ago

to close for comfort

Love olives... They have to be at room temperature though

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

In please

Especially the big green meaty ones

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By *r.ZeusMan
4 hours ago

Basgiath War College

Count me in I love them

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Meeee! Although I'm a veggie, so none stuffed with anchovies. 🫒

I've recently heard of blue cheese stuffed olives that people put in Martinis. It sounds awful but I'm also intrigued 😂"

Blue cheese stuffed olives ?! Yes please!! Never mind the margarita

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By *actile TensionMan
4 hours ago

Sussex

I'll bring a brick of feta

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
4 hours ago

Niche

LOVE them in tapenade but not whole.

Texture isn't for me.

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By *evilinyou OP Man
4 hours ago

Bristol

"Love olives I’ll come if invited "

All are invited, here's only one rule......no olives, i mean mush love olives

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By *ongjohnMan
4 hours ago

richmond

I love olives. It’s an acquired taste.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 hours ago

Leeds

Can I come as popeye instead please?

The mr

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By *evilinyou OP Man
3 hours ago

Bristol

"Can I come as popeye instead please?

The mr "

You can come as whoever you like, as long as you bring some olives, in fact yeah it's now a fancy dress party as well 👍

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By *eroLondonMan
2 hours ago

Mayfair

Count me in for the black ones. These are most welcome as a topping on my pizzas or anything else for that matter.

Green ones... I'll accept these too when all else fails.

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By *adbodben40Man
2 hours ago

hull

Count me in op as long as its not on the same night as my dinner party

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 hours ago

East London

🫒🤢

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By *obilebottomMan
2 hours ago

All over

If you have paid attention over last few years you would know that I often post about olives as of course I like them. However, I get mixed responses as I am sure you might too.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 hours ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Love em. Every time I buy them they vanish.

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
2 hours ago

Ashby

Ooo yes please!

Green, black, stuffed, or with feta!

🫒🧀🫒🧀🫒

Omg! Im going to grab a bowl right now!! 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

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By *evilinyou OP Man
2 hours ago

Bristol

"Count me in op as long as its not on the same night as my dinner party"

Fair, we'll spread them out

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
2 hours ago

hexham

I like olives

A lovely change to a G&T .. pop in an olive instead of lime or lemon, chop another in half and rub it round the rim of the glass… very nice !

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 hour ago

Round the bend

*runs through thread flicking nasty black olives at the OP* 🫒👊🏼

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By *evilinyou OP Man
1 hour ago

Bristol

"*runs through thread flicking nasty black olives at the OP* 🫒👊🏼"

AHH god my face, my beautiful face.........

Right everyone take aim with your olives and open fire

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By *estructionDollyWoman
1 hour ago

Manchester

I love an olive, I'm there!

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By *evilinyou OP Man
1 hour ago

Bristol

"I love an olive, I'm there! "

You can join the party, the only rule now is you must throw olives at wolves couples as many as you can

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By *estructionDollyWoman
1 hour ago

Manchester

"I love an olive, I'm there!

You can join the party, the only rule now is you must throw olives at wolves couples as many as you can "

Do we get a prize for flicking the most?

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By *herry77Woman
60 minutes ago

North West

Sorry, I’m washing my hair.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
60 minutes ago

Round the bend

"*runs through thread flicking nasty black olives at the OP* 🫒👊🏼

AHH god my face, my beautiful face.........

Right everyone take aim with your olives and open fire "

That's an unfair advantage you have there. I'll dodge those stinking mutha fkers like a ninja 🥷🏼

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By *evilinyou OP Man
53 minutes ago

Bristol

"*runs through thread flicking nasty black olives at the OP* 🫒👊🏼

AHH god my face, my beautiful face.........

Right everyone take aim with your olives and open fire

That's an unfair advantage you have there. I'll dodge those stinking mutha fkers like a ninja 🥷🏼"

Haha alright, you can name 3 people in the forum for your team I'll ask for 3 volunteers for my team, then it's olive wars.

I need 3 volunteers, if you've got a hench throwing arm then even better 😂

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