FabSwingers.com forum: Status update bingo

By *elix Sighted OP Man
3 days ago

Cloud 8

What delights are on your status feed this evening, as those excitable perverts get revved up for the weekend?

I have someone asking for a lift, someone else seeking all the VWE guys and the usual array of pictures of rotting minge corpses.

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By *ancman44Man
3 days ago

Manchester

See who gets a full house first

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By *evilinyouMan
3 days ago

Bristol

Sounds like a resident evil spin off

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By *howtime100Man
3 days ago

Stirlingshire

Someone getting a big thank you 'knows who they are'

Someone is not meeting at the moment

Male half of the couple online looking to meet

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Someone is free for exactly 1 hour (I’m guessing the wife has popped out)

Someone can’t wait to see Debbie finally in the flesh

And the worst of all is the guy off to the physio tomorrow who always gets rock hard when he gets a massage from him

Then there’s the usual array of knob pics, assholes and adverts for a blow job

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 days ago

Bristol

The classic.. can anyone get me a site supporters pass?

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By *aven RedWoman
3 days ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

A man looking to fuck and rim a dirty hole 🤢

Stopped looking after that x 😂🤷‍♀️

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

So many asshole pics in my local updates it’s like looking at Connect4.

Maybe I need to move…

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By *hemieMan
3 days ago

North Wales

"A man looking to fuck and rim a dirty hole 🤢

Stopped looking after that x 😂🤷‍♀️"

😳

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 days ago

East Lincs

"What delights are on your status feed this evening, as those excitable perverts get revved up for the weekend?

I have someone asking for a lift, someone else seeking all the VWE guys and the usual array of pictures of rotting minge corpses."

Rotting minge corpses 😂😂

Don't make me look!! 🤢

What perplexes me is, if everyone's local feed is as dire, and the fab rule of long distance attraction also applies, then which alternative universe is the local feed from?! In fact, don't tell me. I want to keep well away haha

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By *earditallWoman
3 days ago

Lancaster

Kinky single guys looking

Someone has work work and more fucking work.

Let's see what Leeds has to offer.

Another guy wants to go to a club.

And another has a really nasty looking cock cage on

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By *onin25Man
3 days ago

Durham

Someone (with public face pics who I see on the morning school run 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀) is going somewhere that I would only go if I was walking my dog.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 days ago

North West

My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 days ago

Chester

Mine says 'better get my sexy on and get ready for the club

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By *erry 58Man
3 days ago

doncaster

"My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining."
another year and I’ll checking you out xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
3 days ago

Manchester-ish

"My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining."

So delighted I bothered. It’s just the usual graphic sausage and mash.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

In a surprising and innovative development, a woman is offering to let men watch her and her friend apply fake tan and fake eyelashes.

In a less surprising and innovative development, she is asking the men to pay for it and bring it to her.

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan
3 days ago

A wife is away so she wants to send her sub hubby to suck someone's cock and record it for her.

Another wife is married to a sissy cuck, she is looking for a lover to live with. The hubby will live with them too, as their sissy maid. No time wasters please. Only serious offers.

A "hijabi slut" is looking for guys for anal gangbang because she wants to remain a virgin for her Muslim fiancee.

A couple apparently had a blindfolded gangbang yesterday and whoever came should verify them or they won't be invited to the next one. The profile only joined this morning. She since did a pregnancy test and is overjoyed as positive.

The pièce de résistance is a 23 yrs old "cum slut" who wants guys to drop off condoms full of cum to an anonymous location so she can drink it.

I swear the local updates are more and more unhinged.

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By *actile TensionMan
3 days ago

Sussex

Holiday blues

Looking for party invites

Hosting a party

I blocked men - too many messages

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By *hat.coupleCouple
3 days ago

Kent

Loads of verification updates, someone referring to their pussy as a " playground now open for fun" (names redacted). So cringey a bit of vomit came up 🤮

Another person stating "let the drinking begin" sounds like my type of lady x

Mrs x

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By *aptivating24Man
3 days ago

castleford

looking for VWE only. Tonight around 23.15

I will be in bed at that time ha!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
3 days ago

Cloud 8

"someone referring to their pussy as a "playground now open for fun" (names redacted). So cringey a bit of vomit came up 🤮

Mrs x"

From her vag?!

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By *ylvieMWoman
3 days ago

Aylesbury

Could really do with a bj..

A bloke complaining women want a chat first when this is a fuck site and wants to get down to business straight away

A bloke looking for women for throat fucking, anal, pain exploration

A man has posted a picture that he has uploaded every day for 2 weeks now.

New nipple piercings

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By *ustAnotherMan
3 days ago

Tamworth

Someone looking for an electrician, another looking for someone with a car jack broken down. I think my local updates list is full of people that think they're putting a card in the newsagent window

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By *mily36CWoman
3 days ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining."

Haha same as this ^^^ makes it peacefully clear

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By *tsAmiiWoman
3 days ago

Roche de la Amiiville

Best forum ever ahha so entertaining!!

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