FabSwingers.com forum: Leftovers 🤭

By *agic.M OP Man
4 days ago

Kent/London

No no ...not food...people. Aperantly that's how unmarried people over 40, with no kids, are called 😅... according to some dickhead on the Internet...that's so funny 🤭

😶 Anyways I'll turn 40 in December, so need a volunteer to marry me ASAP...gender irrelevant...and we can adopt or something...I don't know, we'll figure it out 👍

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By *egGriffenWoman
4 days ago

norwich

Me me me !!!

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By *aven RedWoman
4 days ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Ive got kids but I'm 50 and single. Does that mean I'm warm ups? X 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 days ago

North West

You already promised I was gonna get it after I showed you my back dimples and you haven’t delivered 😭💔 So for that reason I’m out.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 days ago

SW1A1AA

In my grandmas day, if you werent married and had children by the age of 25 you where " left on the shelf"

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By *agic.M OP Man
4 days ago

Kent/London

"You already promised I was gonna get it after I showed you my back dimples and you haven’t delivered 😭💔 So for that reason I’m out. "

Patience 🙏...you'll get...it 👀

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By *ustdoit2me777Man
4 days ago

grays

When you reach 50 it’s all downhill xx

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
4 days ago

Essex

Leftovers are cool

Sometimes when you can’t be arsed to make yourself something decent - you look in the fridge and grab the leftovers. And they’re quite delicious (just a bit cold)

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By *aitonelMan
4 days ago

Liverpool

Oh I will gladly take that title over having crotch goblins and feeling like I have to dedicate myself as a partner to somebody just like a lot of the unwashed masses out there settled themselves deemed that's what must happen.

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
4 days ago

Hampshire

Thank god I had a kid! That's a label I'd rather not have 😂

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By *agic.M OP Man
4 days ago

Kent/London

"Oh I will gladly take that title over having crotch goblins and feeling like I have to dedicate myself as a partner to somebody just like a lot of the unwashed masses out there settled themselves deemed that's what must happen. "

Damn 💔😳...you've been hurt too huh? I feel you buddy...what's her name?

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By *oeBeansMan
4 days ago

Derby

I'd make fun of you if I wasn't quickly hurtling down the same path myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll book the church for us. Does a June wedding sound good? 😜👍🏻

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By *ex HolesMan
4 days ago

Up North

Dripping like a St Bernard’s chin OP

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By *Effy-Woman
4 days ago

Scotland

I call them smart.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle usually

Well I shall look forward to my new label come February.

Because I ain't marrying and having kids to appease anyone else 💜

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 days ago

your hotlist

Im happy to be a left over.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

[polishes gay badge and resumes staring at the wall]

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Lancashire

Leftovers 💀🤣

Some of us are just marinating.

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
4 days ago

newcastle

Nice post but as a straight woman with a husband and boyfriend I think you are spot on. Too many gays try to put us down. I got told off for dressing sexy as a woman . What's that!! The world's gone mad xxx

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By *actile TensionMan
4 days ago

Sussex

I did/doing the wife n family thing, certainly ain't for everyone though.

Ignore bigots

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By *atingisaplesureMan
4 days ago

Aberdeen

"Im happy to be a left over. "
never ever a leftover

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By *ex HolesMan
4 days ago

Up North

I love bubble & squeak

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

Waiting at the church door 👰💒

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
4 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm 50 with no kids and I enjoy knowing that all of the chocs in the pantry will be still be there when I come home

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"No no ...not food...people. Aperantly that's how unmarried people over 40, with no kids, are called 😅... according to some dickhead on the Internet...that's so funny 🤭

😶 Anyways I'll turn 40 in December, so need a volunteer to marry me ASAP...gender irrelevant...and we can adopt or something...I don't know, we'll figure it out 👍"

If I wasn't already married...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I'd make fun of you if I wasn't quickly hurtling down the same path myself"

You're still.a young un

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
4 days ago

London

I think it was referring to women in China. But hey, if the shoe fits. Just kidding of course. We all choose how we want to live our lives. Instead of leftover, think of it as seasoned to perfection.

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By *aitonelMan
4 days ago

Liverpool

Damn 💔😳...you've been hurt too huh? I feel you buddy...what's her name?"

Nah I'm good. I just dont pine to not be alone for the sake of it. Sure if somebody comes along great, but that desperation of needing to have somebody, meh.

Had it once before. Lost it. Felt the same way before that as I do now. Nothing has changed.

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By *issBellaWoman
3 days ago

Flintshire

You call it leftovers I call it smart as fuck. Although I'm not quite 40 yet - 34 on Tuesday 😬 and have one child, I plan on staying single for the rest of my days.

I like my own space, it brings me peace.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
3 days ago

Newcastle

Well I fall into this category but I’d rather that then settle for something mediocre. Plus, leftovers usually taste better

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By *avecooper69Man
3 days ago

Benfleet

"Well I fall into this category but I’d rather that then settle for something mediocre. Plus, leftovers usually taste better

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leftovers feels rather offensive to those of us that aren't married with kids lol but as you say we are more tasty 😉 x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 days ago

East Sussex

My mate had an agreement with a guy that if neither of them were married when they reached 50 they'd marry each other. He got married at around 49, she was furious ! Lol

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By *irm40Man
3 days ago

Birmingham

I’m left over and tossed aside lol

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By *avecooper69Man
3 days ago

Benfleet

"My mate had an agreement with a guy that if neither of them were married when they reached 50 they'd marry each other. He got married at around 49, she was furious ! Lol"
ouch that must have hurt for her x

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By *peedyGMan
3 days ago

Telford

Another leftover here

... love it! Apart from work, life is my own and can do what i like, when i like 💪

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 days ago

Kent/London

"My mate had an agreement with a guy that if neither of them were married when they reached 50 they'd marry each other. He got married at around 49, she was furious ! Lol"

Nah he did that on purpose...he just didn't want to marry her ...anyone but her 😅

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