FabSwingers.com forum: Blue Balls

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks 👋🏻😃

Fear not! - This is not a decidedly crass thread pertaining to some undisclosed and ghastly genital disease but rather the term colloquially employed to describe the commonly reported dull, testicular ache that occurs when a very aroused chap doesn’t get to jettison his erm….’cargo’.

So….

Penis bearers: Have you experienced this phenomenon?

Ladies: Is there are female equivalent? (Please describe the symptoms if so) 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *a LunaWoman
4 days ago

Wales

I’ll never be able to watch another cum shot video without picturing the semen as mini paratroopers parachuting into battle.

As a woman, you do get a clit throb.

That may be similar.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 days ago

your hotlist

Pussy pulses

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 days ago

Leeds

Why not just have a wank?

The whole blue balls thing is kinda off-putting, like they are looking for anything to ejaculate into to relive the supposed "blue balls"

Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ll never be able to watch another cum shot video without picturing the semen as mini paratroopers parachuting into battle.

As a woman, you do get a clit throb.

That may be similar.

I always bark military orders at my unruly troops; ‘Forward march men!’ and ‘Charge!!!’

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By *Effy-Woman
4 days ago

Scotland

Fanny flutters.

Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pussy pulses"

😂😂😍…pulsating pussies 😍😍

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By *oeBeansMan
4 days ago

Derby

I never start what I can't finish 😎

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *he MinionMan
4 days ago

Surrey

Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.

Mrs "

It is because of this exact reason i have become an expert in the art of shaving pussy.

Save the Unicorns, ✊️

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why not just have a wank?

The whole blue balls thing is kinda off-putting, like they are looking for anything to ejaculate into to relive the supposed "blue balls"

Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.

Mrs "

I shave my balls….this apparently causes Fairy genocide unless one chants, ‘I do believe in fairies…I do, I do!’ whilst doing so…

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By *evilinyouMan
4 days ago

Bristol

"I’ll never be able to watch another cum shot video without picturing the semen as mini paratroopers parachuting into battle.

As a woman, you do get a clit throb.

That may be similar.

😂 God bless those guys dropping into enemy territory

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fanny flutters.

Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though. "

Fanny flutters: It evokes such delightful images of a vulva…with butterfly wings….in a cottage garden 🥰🥰😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I never start what I can't finish 😎"

😂😂 That’s the spirit 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

Have you ever experienced it OP?

I've always wondered if it causes actual discomfort or it's a line.

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By *Effy-Woman
4 days ago

Scotland

"Fanny flutters.

Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though.

Fanny flutters: It evokes such delightful images of a vulva…with butterfly wings….in a cottage garden 🥰🥰😜"

If only it was that pretty in real life.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Have you ever experienced it OP?

I've always wondered if it causes actual discomfort or it's a line."

In truth, I can only recall ever experiencing it on one occasion.

The sensation was a bit like a mild toothache….but centred on the ballacks.

That’s an admittedly terrible description 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Sorry 😜🥰

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

"Have you ever experienced it OP?

I've always wondered if it causes actual discomfort or it's a line.

In truth, I can only recall ever experiencing it on one occasion.

The sensation was a bit like a mild toothache….but centred on the ballsacks.

That’s an admittedly terrible description 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Sorry 😜🥰"

Ha, no. It's beautiful imagery, really appreciate it. 🥰

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

"Fanny flutters.

Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though. "

You're not alone with the ache

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I also get achy downstairs when I'm turned on and don't get release, but it just subsides and goes away after a bit.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fanny flutters.

Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though.

You're not alone with the ache "

Funnily enough, I had an ex who complained of a sort of ache ‘downstairs’ whenever she was aroused.

Only penetration could sate her - she preferred oral sex and other forms of sexual touch afterwards.

It was a bit like having desert followed by the main course I suppose (what a godawful analogy eh? I’m really struggling with my descriptions today!) 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫢

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I also get achy downstairs when I'm turned on and don't get release, but it just subsides and goes away after a bit. "

Ahhh….I’m seeing a pattern here.

I must hasten to ascribe a scientific name to this phenomenon and get myself an place amongst the scientific community. ‘Frustrated Fanny’ sounds rather nifty doesn’t it? 😜

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