FabSwingers.com forum: Have you learnt anything today?

By *onin25 OP Man
5 days ago

Durham

I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had never previously heard of Hantavirus until today (I’m a bit behind on the news) 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *onin25 OP Man
5 days ago

Durham

"I had never previously heard of Hantavirus until today (I’m a bit behind on the news) 😵‍💫😵‍💫"

I first heard about it a couple of days ago

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By *riel13Woman
5 days ago

Northampton

That I shouldn't miss 2 days at the gym!

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Yes

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By *rytomakelifefunMan
5 days ago

Leeds

That overtime isn't worth missing the gym for

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 days ago

North Angus

I learned that I can hold my temper to impressive levels when a former manager spends three days trying to get a rise out of me

I cannot guarantee it lasting the week but I’ve learned I have more patience than I thought

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol

"Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck "

Hahaha literally just beat me to it 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

The aldi vanilla protein yoghurt tastes better than I expected.

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

"Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck

Hahaha literally just beat me to it 🤣"

😂😂 👍

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By *nnandElleCouple
5 days ago

Brackley

"The aldi vanilla protein yoghurt tastes better than I expected. "

You should try my protein yoghurt then

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By *aptivating24Man
5 days ago

castleford

Yes not to put nettles on cock or balls

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By *elix SightedMan
5 days ago

Cloud 8

"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow. "

Did your hand fly off during a particularly aggressive wank?

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By *Effy-Woman
5 days ago

Scotland

I learnt that my patience is wearing very thin with some people.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
5 days ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

That unicorns are not all they cracked up to be. Could just be bad luck though !

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That my weight is 84.3 kilos

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I learned that I can hold my temper to impressive levels when a former manager spends three days trying to get a rise out of me

I cannot guarantee it lasting the week but I’ve learned I have more patience than I thought "

Learning from Yoda you have 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"That unicorns are not all they cracked up to be. Could just be bad luck though ! "

Did you know the Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

That your kids still expect homemade birthday cakes at 29

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By *onin25 OP Man
5 days ago

Durham

"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow.

Did your hand fly off during a particularly aggressive wank?"

It hit off the most spectacular erection, harder than a brick. Either that or I hit it off a door handle

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle usually

That if my boss asks if I need anything from town and I tell him a unicorn, that he brings back cherry rum marzipan chocolates.

And also that all of those things are better individually than all smashed together 💜

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By *hirley789TV/TS
5 days ago

Blackpool

Lovely sunny day.i be learnt I must celebrate the coming summer solstice at a stone circle, and actually doit.prwferably stone henge

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By *onin25 OP Man
5 days ago

Durham

"That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant. "

How so?

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

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I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position.

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. "
flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?

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By *eorge1949Man
5 days ago

Broadwaywr12

I discovered how stupidly non user friendly setting up a new allegedly smart tv really is.

Bloody ridiculous!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

"That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant.

How so? "

It seems that once you reach a certain age you no longer have a valid opinion and it's just classed as " moaning "

As in " oh just ignore dad he's just moaning about something again "

Seems odd that if I said that I'd get moaned at !

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Walmer, Deal

"That your kids still expect homemade birthday cakes at 29

Lol mine still expect christmas stockings

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By *hloe39Woman
5 days ago

Liverpool not

I learnt that even the people who I didn't expect to, & have no reason to, do lie.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

(User no longer on site)

"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?"

Well I sucked up her nectar first, and then performed in a position I'd never even heard of before today.

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?

Well I sucked up her nectar first, and then performed in a position I'd never even heard of before today. "

What was it? And did you announce it first? …”I’m about to do a reverse maryland…”*

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"The aldi vanilla protein yoghurt tastes better than I expected.

You should try my protein yoghurt then

Think I'm good thanks

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

(User no longer on site)

"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?

Well I sucked up her nectar first, and then performed in a position I'd never even heard of before today.

What was it? And did you announce it first? …”I’m about to do a reverse maryland…”*"

The butterfly, she suggested it. I had no idea what she was talking about. I guess there are images/videos on various search engines. 🦋

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By *rasshopper201Man
5 days ago

kendal

"That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant.

How so?

It seems that once you reach a certain age you no longer have a valid opinion and it's just classed as " moaning "

As in " oh just ignore dad he's just moaning about something again "

Seems odd that if I said that I'd get moaned at !"
I like this your so right

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
5 days ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"That unicorns are not all they cracked up to be. Could just be bad luck though !

Did you know the Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?

I had heard it but wasn’t sure if it was true

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That my weight is 84.3 kilos

Actually, I’m not a “fat bastard”!!

just slightly dad-bod-ish.

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By *rnicaMan
5 days ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

I learned that Newark is an anagram of Wanker

Thank me later 😉

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By *hicknCut01Man
5 days ago

Wakefield

I learnt Kier Starmer is still a cunt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Today I learnt that what happens when you put Co*Caine inside your penis..... Answer: a 65 hour erection 🤣🤣🤣 PSA .. do NOT do this ! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

(User no longer on site)

"Today I learnt that what happens when you put Co*Caine inside your penis..... Answer: a 65 hour erection 🤣🤣🤣 PSA .. do NOT do this ! 🤣🤣🤣"

Ain't it meant to go up your schnoz?

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By *ralTradesmanMan
5 days ago

Oxford

"Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck "

No?! Don’t say it! Please!

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By *eorge1949Man
5 days ago

Broadwaywr12

"I learnt Kier Starmer is still a cunt "

There is a difference, ,one of the two is useful!

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 days ago

East London

Bob Ross was dodgy as fuck, apparently.

I hope not in the same vein as another landscape artist whose name I won't mention.

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By *eorge1949Man
5 days ago

Broadwaywr12

"Today I learnt that what happens when you put Co*Caine inside your penis..... Answer: a 65 hour erection 🤣🤣🤣 PSA .. do NOT do this ! 🤣🤣🤣

Ain't it meant to go up your schnoz? "

Ask Pinocchio!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

That I can still lie as convincingly as I did in my teenage years to cover my naughty tracks 🙈

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By *ackdaw52Man
5 days ago

Chesterfield

I learned to do my job a bit better.

And that a DeHavilland Mosquito had an armament of four front-facing 20mm cannons and four machine guns. Which is pretty good.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That a lot of guys are bloody useless when it comes to being an adult on here

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By *he MinionMan
4 days ago

Surrey

Yesterday I did.

Dont lend someone on site your impact drill just as you are putting everything away. Even though it is a nice thing to do, being helpful and all that.

The dickhead broke it.

Seriously pissed off but he'll have to buy me a new one.

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By *reamingdeadMan
4 days ago

wigan

Learnt today that there’s some lazy b*stares at my work

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By *rnicaMan
4 days ago

Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds

I learned today that the word Kangaroo is aboriginal for "I don't know".

As in...

Ted: "Hey Ned. What the fuck is that big red thing bouncing across the yard?"

Ned: "I don't know" 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fact.

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By *iver78Man
4 days ago

barton upon humber

To never offer someone a hand until.you have seen what actually wrong !! A 10 min job turned into a 3 hr one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 days ago

Reading

Yes what to do if your car goes missing

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By *ustus5555Woman
4 days ago

Nottingham

Yes. None dog lovers don't understand the loss of your dearest friend who asked for nothing but gave you thier all. 😢😢😢

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

Some delightful gent tried to educate me that i would do better on here if I lost weight

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 days ago

Chester

"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow. "

I've done this putting rubbish in the wheelie bin with one hand, wasn't quick enough and.... OUCH!!!

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By *rdenites2Couple
4 days ago

Leicestershire

That speedwell is very much alike to myosotis.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
4 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I learnt that people earning more money than me are thick as shit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 days ago

East Sussex

Yes. People genuinely don't understand the difference between local and general elections. I thought it was a joke at first 🤷‍♀️

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By *ex HolesMan
4 days ago

Up North

"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow. "

I’ve learnt that you can hit a ladies vulvar nerve and make it tingle the same as if you you stick your cock up her arse

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By *ewLife65Man
4 days ago

Sevenoaks

I learnt my evri driver is a pervert lol

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
4 days ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

I learnt that even just going 8 miles an hour over the speed limit gives an average percentage of likely to crash 40/50 per cent, good old chat gpt. My fella was speeding!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow.

I’ve learnt that you can hit a ladies vulvar nerve and make it tingle the same as if you you stick your cock up her arse

Ffs 🙈😂😂😂😂😂

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By *outhbucksCouple
4 days ago

Great Missenden

This!

It's painful isn't it

"Yes. None dog lovers don't understand the loss of your dearest friend who asked for nothing but gave you thier all. 😢😢😢"

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By *actile TensionMan
4 days ago

Sussex

That according to the office of national statistics I am considered fun sized

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

"That according to the office of national statistics I am considered fun sized"

🤣🤣 like a little milkyway ,not judging I'm funsize too x

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 days ago

Chester

I've learnt that I can have unread messages in my inbox and it doesn't make my teeth itch

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

That I'm immature cos I'm only here for comment No. 69

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By *og and MuseCouple
4 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That Starbucks do little pots of cream for doggies for free

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By *evilinyouMan
4 days ago

Bristol

That Eric Weinstein pickles my brain

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By *issBellaWoman
4 days ago

Flintshire

That actually, I'm doing ok. I had a "wow, I've achieved something!" moment for the first time in a long time.

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