FabSwingers.com forum: watersports cologne

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Several times now I have pissed on myself and then went looking for women...amased that they are strongly attracted! Asking..."what is that smell...so musky. I never can tell them but love being with these girls. It is like they cannot help themselves.

Any comments girls or guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never entertain a guy that stuck of piss!! How rank!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you 'splash it on all over' your face & neck?

Uncanny - my dog used to do that too - successfully also!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you taking the piss??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a piss smelling tramp in town- never once did i see him fighting the women off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be very few women attracted to that smell I would imagine. Absolute filth, and not in a good way

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Has the OP tried eau de Tom Cat. Comes in a handy spray and can also be used on furniture, fittings and soft furnishings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fcuk me i laughed out loud at this

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

I think most women would recognise the smell and run like fuck,

However, it is rather strange that the activator in perfume/cologne is whale Vomit !!!

Does that imply that if you vomit over yourself it has the same effect? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me Too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!!

Dutty boy

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Welcome to my carehome .... oops a mean world .....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It takes all sorts I spose , some aftershave stinks like pee anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed myself laughing at this. Strange thing is ive been fighting off women with a stick since.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can see the cologne bottle label now! One strong stream of certified watersport solution and a popeye figure winking to ya!

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