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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably, she discovered she had a penis, or a partner, or both and that they don't know how to delete the history on their PC.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

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What did you say to her???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. she did admit to having a partner .. the profile stated it ... i know some delete after a short period but under 3 hrs must be a record ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably, she discovered she had a penis, or a partner, or both and that they don't know how to delete the history on their PC. "

It's one of the reasons I never get into conversations with newbies!

I usually leave the messages unopened just to see how soon they're UNLOS !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

"

had exactly the same this morning, did she ask if your on cam?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I usually leave the messages unopened just to see how soon they're UNLOS ! "

UNLOS. I like it. "Hey look, that new guy is unlos'. Hmm.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!"

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

had exactly the same this morning, did she ask if your on cam?"

no she didnt, asked where abouts we were etc and general chit chat !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hours... I reckon.

10 mins to create a new account in a sexual fever.

30 mins to browse accounts.

5 mins to compose email to people you like.

30 mins to chat between people as sexual energy grows.

20 mins to enjoy a little self-adoration at the fantasy of meeting up.

5 mins realisation that it isn't going to happen and that partner/kids/parents/carer will log into the PC and may find out. Slow dawn of panic as realisation hits as they flush the tissues down the loo.

20 mins to delete account on here and to check on Google how to delete history from the PC, then load up a crochet website.

So it sounds about bang on time to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs "

any chance of that in english ??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs

any chance of that in english ??"

probly best I dont bother as a sence of hummer is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 hours... I reckon.

10 mins to create a new account in a sexual fever.

30 mins to browse accounts.

5 mins to compose email to people you like.

30 mins to chat between people as sexual energy grows.

20 mins to enjoy a little self-adoration at the fantasy of meeting up.

5 mins realisation that it isn't going to happen and that partner/kids/parents/carer will log into the PC and may find out. Slow dawn of panic as realisation hits as they flush the tissues down the loo.

20 mins to delete account on here and to check on Google how to delete history from the PC, then load up a crochet website.

So it sounds about bang on time to me.

Spot on I'd say lol

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

had exactly the same this morning, did she ask if your on cam?

no she didnt, asked where abouts we were etc and general chit chat !"

ours was defininely playing with her/him self we then asked for a pic by email and poof they were gone

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole


"2 hours... I reckon.

10 mins to create a new account in a sexual fever.

30 mins to browse accounts.

5 mins to compose email to people you like.

30 mins to chat between people as sexual energy grows.

20 mins to enjoy a little self-adoration at the fantasy of meeting up.

5 mins realisation that it isn't going to happen and that partner/kids/parents/carer will log into the PC and may find out. Slow dawn of panic as realisation hits as they flush the tissues down the loo.

20 mins to delete account on here and to check on Google how to delete history from the PC, then load up a crochet website.

So it sounds about bang on time to me.

Spot on I'd say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

"

that sucks but it happens, keep hoping and looking :D xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 hours... I reckon.

10 mins to create a new account in a sexual fever.

30 mins to browse accounts.

5 mins to compose email to people you like.

30 mins to chat between people as sexual energy grows.

20 mins to enjoy a little self-adoration at the fantasy of meeting up.

5 mins realisation that it isn't going to happen and that partner/kids/parents/carer will log into the PC and may find out. Slow dawn of panic as realisation hits as they flush the tissues down the loo.

20 mins to delete account on here and to check on Google how to delete history from the PC, then load up a crochet website.

So it sounds about bang on time to me.

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs "

I'm the wife, that comment made me chuckle

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs

I'm the wife, that comment made me chuckle "

me to shame your hubby doesn't share your sence of humour but at least 1 of you got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs

I'm the wife, that comment made me chuckle

me to shame your hubby doesn't share your sence of humour but at least 1 of you got it "

Yeah sorry mate ... just didnt get it at the time ... had just got back from a 24hr mountain bike race and was totally knackered ! .... get it now im awake properly

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


" .. she did admit to having a partner .. the profile stated it ... i know some delete after a short period but under 3 hrs must be a record ?"

Nah! I had a message come through as I was reading a thread, by the time I got to the end and went to the message: member no longer on site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" .. she did admit to having a partner .. the profile stated it ... i know some delete after a short period but under 3 hrs must be a record ?

Nah! I had a message come through as I was reading a thread, by the time I got to the end and went to the message: member no longer on site! "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just welcomed her to fab etc , the wife spoke to her on her singles account as well and now shes gone !!!

what your wifes gone ffs mate have you looked under the stairs

I'm the wife, that comment made me chuckle

me to shame your hubby doesn't share your sence of humour but at least 1 of you got it

Yeah sorry mate ... just didnt get it at the time ... had just got back from a 24hr mountain bike race and was totally knackered ! .... get it now im awake properly "

no probs

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

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Right you two are now banned from chatting to new ladies on here if that is what you do to them !! Red, you should know better than to let him near the ladies !!

N

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a few messages from a new female member, spoke to both of us via messages etc ..... that was 2 hrs ago and now nothing .. she gone !!!

Right you two are now banned from chatting to new ladies on here if that is what you do to them !! Red, you should know better than to let him near the ladies !!

N"

Love you too nicky xx

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