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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have false nails fitted?

One of my resolutions was to stop biting my nails, and I'm struggling. Kate has suggested a visit to see her manicurist to have falses fitted until my nails grow. She says that it will help me loads, cos thats what some of you lady's do. I'm thinking it's a bit poofy Will it help me, and is it poofy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately a little bit gay, but hey, if it stops ya biting your nails, what's wrong with a little bit of gaiety ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

It'a only poofy if you get a blouse to match your nail varnish.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming you are wanting a serious answer....

It may solve the problem in the short term but when they're removed it will make your nails weak and brittle for ever.

Try using nail strengthening products if you're really struggling.

And for the record .... nooooooo - its not acceptable!

Estee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wear gloves

If that doesn't stop ya then trying dipping your fingers in marmite

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By *hemadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

You'll just bite the false ones won't you? They might not taste so good though I suppose.

Keep thinking you've just wiped your bum and haven't washed your hands. That should stop you biting them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My brother, who is a nurse, says to help him change some colostomy bags

He says that stopped him biting his nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poofy?!! Hmmmm...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

or become a motor mechanic once you have all the shyte that collect on cars under your nails and you bite then for the first time and get that taste in your mouth, believe me ( an ex car mechanic) it is a peach way to teach you not to bite your nails, i've never bitten mine since the age of 17 i'm now 54 ( and before you all star about (ohmg how long are they) i do trim them regularly) as for false nails i think whats said about them becoming weaker when removed is worthy of remembering and brittle too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poofy?!! Hmmmm... "

Well yes, I think its poofy. but whats an ex doorman supposed to think?

Can't wear my black overcoat and black gloves all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the sort of thing you expect a fella to do but if they are applied properly nobody would ever know.

Not expecting you are suggesting to have them long and painted red!!

When they are removed they are weak but once the nail grows again they will be back to normal. All ready for you to bite again lol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes if he is happy with it, personally wouldn't do it and it might put some people off but it is the 21st century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welllll ..... u could always just get gel overlays on ur own nails. they are brittle so would stop u biting them and once the habbit is broken u could stop getting them done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will try to promise not to paint them

Had a spray tan last year before my first visit to Chameleons, so praps I'm turning into "New Man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spray tan before visiting chameleons

Chameleons has spray tan booth and 4 sunshowers/beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get some stuff that you apply like nail varnish (but I don't think it's glossy) it tastes vile so therefore supposed to stop you biting your nails, can get it from Boots (own brand maybe?)

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow


"have false nails fitted?

One of my resolutions was to stop biting my nails, and I'm struggling. Kate has suggested a visit to see her manicurist to have falses fitted until my nails grow. She says that it will help me loads, cos thats what some of you lady's do. I'm thinking it's a bit poofy Will it help me, and is it poofy "
go and get your teeth out and that will save you biting your nails...guaranteed to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

false nails are ok but the nails underneath will come through as soft and are quite tender

if you have a tendancy to bite you will pick at the false nails too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False nails on a bloke ?

Erm no !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well....I've got through January without biting me nails, so I don't have to have falsies now.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"well....I've got through January without biting me nails, so I don't have to have falsies now. "

Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well....I've got through January without biting me nails, so I don't have to have falsies now.

Well done"

thanks aqua, would ya like me to scratch ya back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with falsies is definately a bit camp freddie ya know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the motivation not to bite em, is to get back at the ladies who have clawed my arse

Anyway, just cos I've got a Freddy Mercury tash, and thinking about false nails, that don't make me camp,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the motivation not to bite em, is to get back at the ladies who have clawed my arse

Anyway, just cos I've got a Freddy Mercury tash, and thinking about false nails, that don't make me camp,"

It fookin' do!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went with a transvestite once all im saying is make sure there glued on properly as we had to fish one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went with a transvestite once all im saying is make sure there glued on properly as we had to fish one out "

Ya mean, like when ya biccy breaks when ya dunk it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I went with a transvestite once all im saying is make sure there glued on properly as we had to fish one out

Ya mean, like when ya biccy breaks when ya dunk it? "

Something like that lol

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

I too bite them from time to time and not thought about doing that! Mind you I have found many ladies quite like the lack of nails when using fingers internally! No chance of scratching the delicate bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weekly trip to have a manciure would help and then you will see the benifets. it would be reason not to want it to go to waste and be nice treat for hands as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can get some stuff that you apply like nail varnish (but I don't think it's glossy) it tastes vile so therefore supposed to stop you biting your nails, can get it from Boots (own brand maybe?)"

This worked for me was a nail biter for 30+ years and hated myself for it. Went for a manicure before a job interview because I felt so self concious about it. The lady there tidied them up and applied the yucky tasting stuff.

It worked a treat not bitten them for years.

Good luck

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have false nails fitted?

One of my resolutions was to stop biting my nails, and I'm struggling. Kate has suggested a visit to see her manicurist to have falses fitted until my nails grow. She says that it will help me loads, cos thats what some of you lady's do. I'm thinking it's a bit poofy Will it help me, and is it poofy "

It is more gay than Freddie Mercury dressed in a pink cat suit drinking an umbrella laden fizzy cocktail on a bed of silk cushions and gold curtains being fanned with feathers by toga clad youths.

Here is an old remedy which is 100% guaranteed to give any claw gnasher the most beautiful nails.

Each morning when you get up , pee into a dish. Dip each nail into the urine and let it dry.

That's it...... I promise you very long nails if you do this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the support folks, I've got through January and my nails look much better than they used too. Hopefully I will get through another month, and by then perhaps I will be winning the battle.

We will be at the social in May and at Skeggy in October so come and see how I've done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the support folks, I've got through January and my nails look much better than they used too. Hopefully I will get through another month, and by then perhaps I will be winning the battle.

We will be at the social in May and at Skeggy in October so come and see how I've done "

If you get a lot of jumps n squeals during play you've grown em too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IMHO, nail vanish, including clear ones, or false nails on a gentleman is rather too gay for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only exception is TVs, of course!

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