FabSwingers.com forum: Is pampas grass a sign?

By *layToWin69 OP Man
6 weeks ago

farnborough

So I saw something today, apparently pampas grass in your garden is a sign that you’re into the swinging lifestyle. Has anyone else seen this? Assuming it’s not a thing anymore

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By *aven RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Liverpool x

So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

ive got a plum tree does that count

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham

It's a sign that there may be pampas grass in the area

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By *layToWin69 OP Man
6 weeks ago

farnborough

"So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍 "

Yea think pineapples are a tell tale sign

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ostensibly black rings worn on the left index finger are a sure sign.

Just like the one I’m incidentally wearing in fact….

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By *hynot xCouple
6 weeks ago

Woop Woop

"Ostensibly black rings worn on the left index finger are a sure sign.

Just like the one I’m incidentally wearing in fact…. "

We got married with black rings but no one seems to notice the significance.

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By *aven RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"Ostensibly black rings worn on the left index finger are a sure sign.

Just like the one I’m incidentally wearing in fact…. "

Mine are on my right hand. Does it still count? X

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Ostensibly black rings worn on the left index finger are a sure sign.

Just like the one I’m incidentally wearing in fact….

Mine are on my right hand. Does it still count? X

Didn’t know black ring was a “thing”

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By *exyeyes56Couple
6 weeks ago

Near Bingley

Apparently upside down pineapples are a code for telling people that you are swingers x

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I’ve hot an ankle chain and toe ring

very swingery.

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

"Apparently upside down pineapples are a code for telling people that you are swingers x"
we have such a sticker on our car

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By *niquehorn 69Man
6 weeks ago

stamford

I’ve got a cucumber in my fridge and for anyone who knows me that is definitely a sign!!

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By *e-OptimistMan
6 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Pampas grass was always seen as a 70s swingers hint. Urban myth?

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By *wcoMan
6 weeks ago

West Midlands

I find that having sex in the front room at night with the lights on and the blinds half-open is a pretty good sign.

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By *otsossieMan
6 weeks ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

I’ve been told so, but my neighbours has some and I seriously don’t want to think about that.

Someone was telling me all about upside down pineapples at Butlins recently and all I could do was smile and nod and make interested noises.

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By *r Jason KingMan
6 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

"So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍 "

I buy a pineapple every week

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By *eximus MaximusMan
6 weeks ago

Up North

"So I saw something today, apparently pampas grass in your garden is a sign that you’re into the swinging lifestyle. Has anyone else seen this? Assuming it’s not a thing anymore "

Only if it’s grown next to a bowl of car keys OP

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

"So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍

I buy a pineapple every week

Fool! You have to buy it upside down!

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By *aven RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍

I buy a pineapple every week

Fool! You have to buy it upside down! "

Or eat it upside down? X 🤷‍♀️😂

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By *ew year new nameWoman
6 weeks ago

Bolton

My parents had pampas grass. And they were into 'wife swapping' even while I still lived there. I saw their ad in loot 😱. They're 85 and 90 now so I do believe it kept them young 😅

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By *r Jason KingMan
6 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

"So are pineapples too, so I've been told x 🍍

I buy a pineapple every week

Fool! You have to buy it upside down!

Or eat it upside down? X 🤷‍♀️😂"

That's easy done

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By *ougarsilkWoman
6 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Pink flamingos are an indication of swingers too

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

I've heard that if you have a straw hat displayed on the parcel shelf of your car, it's a sign you are a swinger 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Can someone please tell me if there's an avatar, motif, insignia or emblem that represents a vanilla romantic fool?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

"I find that having sex in the front room at night with the lights on and the blinds half-open is a pretty good sign."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago

this is getting as complicated as the snacks thing my back window will look like a tropical paradise , the back seat taken up with a fortnum and Mason's hampers and the rear axle sat on on its heels...

No the admin is to much ..

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By *partharmonyCouple
6 weeks ago

Tonbridge

It might be a sign but I've got no idea what it looks like so it won't be very effective at signalling to us.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
6 weeks ago

Round the Bend

I was told that little fish sign on rear of a car is an indication

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By *JB1954Man
6 weeks ago

Reading

"So I saw something today, apparently pampas grass in your garden is a sign that you’re into the swinging lifestyle. Has anyone else seen this? Assuming it’s not a thing anymore "

I wonder if you have been on same forum as me. Both Pampas grass and as other posters have said pineapples mentioned ?

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By *ikemagicMan
6 weeks ago

W Yorks

My great aunt and uncle always had pampas grass in the front garden and I was quite fascinated by it as a kid.

I'm very certain they were never swingers though! Haha In fact if you asked them they wouldn't have one clue what you were on about, maybe thinking you meant those things hanging next to the slide in the park!

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By *regen1000Man
6 weeks ago

Erith

The first time I heard it mentioned was an episode of The Comic Strip starring Sheridan Smith from about 30 odd years ago.

That either means they made it up or the significance pre dates that.

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By *heonixrising500Man
6 weeks ago

Barnsley

I bought a pineapple once and the woman next to me asked me to her house

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