FabSwingers.com forum: My kingdom for a bacon sandwich

By *reenonions OP Man
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Right now I'd pay £100 for a good bacon sarnie to be delivered to my door.

Just can't be fussed to make one...

Delivery agent needs to be female, prefs not too slender and have a persuasion to dirty thoughts...

Mmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had egg on toast. not the same but it's a start

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Brown or red sauce xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger.. Hungry now grrr

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

got all the ingredients for a full english later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't be worth it for me as your 210+ miles away

(280+ driving)

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I have bacon, sausages, mushrooms, eggs, tomatoes but i can't be arsed to move and cook them

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just made myself a bacon sandwich on tiger loaf bread...... Cheered me up no end

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Nice large bit of French stick,Lashings of butter, 4 rashers of thick , well cooked unsmoked back bacon from local farm shop, two hard boiled eggs from same shop, still hot and mashed up with salad cream / salt and pepper .

All washed down with a nice hot cup of twinings breakfast tea. Mmmmmm !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm. Now a sausage sarnie sounds better to me...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Add another '0' on the end of the money and I'll think about it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Got no bacon. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have pre-cooked crispy bacon for my lunch, therefore, no can do, sorry!

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By *reenonions OP Man
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

"Add another '0' on the end of the money and I'll think about it."

For a grand, if expect a lot more than a bacon sarnie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I'd pay £100 for a good bacon sarnie to be delivered to my door.

Just can't be fussed to make one...

Delivery agent needs to be female, prefs not too slender and have a persuasion to dirty thoughts...

Mmmm..."

I cant guarantee the gender or body shape or mindset of delivery person but I’d happily send ya one by post for £50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not dressed yet!!!!!

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