FabSwingers.com forum: Old stockings !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The ones with pulls , ladders and holes

You wouldn't wear them (well you may do ) so other uses for these discarded items !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Straining liberty caps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You could strain your cabbage through them....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Straining liberty caps"

Interesting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could strain your cabbage through them...."

Could you imagine that on a Sunday afternoon with a table full of hungry family

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx"

Oh lord seriously

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fill with more old stockings! makes a good draught excluder

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx

Oh lord seriously

Yes, someone told me about this a few years ago and sent me the link!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fill with more old stockings! makes a good draught excluder

Oooooooo excellent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx

Oh lord seriously

Yes, someone told me about this a few years ago and sent me the link!

I'll make some holiday money

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx

Oh lord seriously

Yes huni seriously ive sold my old slippers and socks on there that ive worn for a week they go mental for them xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I run a garage an strain old petrol diesel threw stockings all the time but they have to be black an seemed oh an not them silly hold up things never yuk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell them on ebay as well worn stockings people go nuts for them xx

Oh lord seriously

Yes huni seriously ive sold my old slippers and socks on there that ive worn for a week they go mental for them xx

Sweet baby Jesus

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I run a garage an strain old petrol diesel threw stockings all the time but they have to be black an seemed oh an not them silly hold up things never yuk

I like hold Ups !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with pulls , ladders and holes

You wouldn't wear them (well you may do ) so other uses for these discarded items !!!

"
great for. Final shine on your shoes or maybe if your thinking of going to the bank / post office

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

errrr think thats posibly called boot legging mate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ones with pulls , ladders and holes

You wouldn't wear them (well you may do ) so other uses for these discarded items !!!

great for. Final shine on your shoes or maybe if your thinking of going to the bank / post office"

Oh yes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use them to tie your man to the bed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

errrr think thats posibly called boot legging mate "

No....!!! Dont use leggings, the marrow falls out the bottom....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use them to tie your man to the bed "

Aaahhh.... The voice of experience....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use them to tie your man to the bed "

obvious answers tut

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use them to tie your man to the bed

Aaahhh.... The voice of experience....

Then one round his cock and balls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

errrr think thats posibly called boot legging mate

No....!!! Dont use leggings, the marrow falls out the bottom....

lolol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are effective for holding up banks..just not the fishnet ones...lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they are effective for holding up banks..just not the fishnet ones...lol

I like them ones though ... I want to look good when I rob banks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they are effective for holding up banks..just not the fishnet ones...lol

Who else thought of the two liverpudlians from lock, stock and two smoking barrels?..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they are effective for holding up banks..just not the fishnet ones...lol

Who else thought of the two liverpudlians from lock, stock and two smoking barrels?..

Did they have fish nets on ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with pulls , ladders and holes

You wouldn't wear them (well you may do ) so other uses for these discarded items !!!

Think someone has beaten us to it, but sell them on eBay. Seriously. I was browsing women's shoes the other day and found some being sold that were to say the least, very worn. Check it out. The wording has to be careful, as the ebay police are not happy about worn items being sold for their " sexual" interest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

wouldn't a HOLD UP be better for this ............ okay am getting ma coat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ones with pulls , ladders and holes

You wouldn't wear them (well you may do ) so other uses for these discarded items !!!

Yikes I think Im too vanilla for this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

wouldn't a HOLD UP be better for this ............ okay am getting ma coat

Tsk...!!! Hold ups is for bank robberies....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Been Ebaying my old knickers, tights and stockings for years, nice steady income.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acquire one decent sized marrow.

Cut the top off and dig out all the seeds....

Pack with demerera sugar....

Place top back on....

Slide marrow into old stocking and hang up somewhere cool and dark....

Cant remember how long for....

Carefully take down and drill a hole in the bottom, over a large jug....

Drink the liquid....

DO NOT DRIVE....!!!!

wouldn't a HOLD UP be better for this ............ okay am getting ma coat

Tsk...!!! Hold ups is for bank robberies....

not if they are dumb and sharing the tights

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread