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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

Lets carry it on.

Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁

Disclaimer*

We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

as Tight as a Trump Convention

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"as Tight as a Trump Convention "

🤣🤣🤣🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder?

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By *BW_BiWoman
6 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

Heyy

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? "

Its the middle age squeaks

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

☺️

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Gooooood morning from a sunny east coast Scotland

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By *uaveNightsMan
6 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Good morning all. 😊

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London


"as Tight as a Trump Convention "

Was there another incident? 👀

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By *ing00Man
6 weeks ago

Northants

"moan moan.. i remember when fabswingers.com was all FIELDS.. FIELDS, i tell ye!"

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

Neee nawwww neee nwww, were is security 🤣🤣🤣🤭

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By *ayHaychMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Is there a complimentary massage service provided for all this lower back pain?

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder?

Its the middle age squeaks"

And you would know

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By *eddy004Man
6 weeks ago

Toy Town

Well days wank this morning and not a good wank. Dressed up to complete interviews and 3 out of the 4 have fucking cancelled. Why at the 11th hour. Tie is going round my head and needing to put out a war cry

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By *eddy004Man
6 weeks ago

Toy Town


"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder?

Its the middle age squeaks"

Or the sofas seen to much late night sexy action

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder?

Its the middle age squeaks

And you would know "

I would. I advocate that we are middle aged its others who get upset about it 🤣🤭

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
6 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

How we all doing, do we have more sunshine today or is it kinda cloudy like it is here in scotland🤦

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder?

Its the middle age squeaks

And you would know

I would. I advocate that we are middle aged its others who get upset about it 🤣🤭"

Thats true a bit like pull.the ladder up.jack im ok

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"How we all doing, do we have more sunshine today or is it kinda cloudy like it is here in scotland🤦"

The sun is shining here but it is slightly overcast and a bit chilly for the willy

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By *owandthenfunMan
6 weeks ago

Near You

Finished a night shift back at home having a beer … that’s ok ain’t it

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Finished a night shift back at home having a beer … that’s ok ain’t it"

Of course it is!

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By *owandthenfunMan
6 weeks ago

Near You


"Finished a night shift back at home having a beer … that’s ok ain’t it

Of course it is! "

The youngers just don’t get it lol ffs sounding old now

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
6 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere


"How we all doing, do we have more sunshine today or is it kinda cloudy like it is here in scotland🤦

The sun is shining here but it is slightly overcast and a bit chilly for the willy "

Is it going into hibernation🤣🤣 its 13 here, ill take it if it stays dry, i have my garden to clear up🤦

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By *ilversinMan
6 weeks ago

Waterford

Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee.

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Morningggggggggg.

A whole new week starts today.

Does anyone have any exciting plans?

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know that feeling

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Message to the OP.

That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning.

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Message to the OP.

That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning.

"

Yea should be wear a blue one instead

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I like the red one. Giving Baywatch vibes

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Morningggggggggg.

A whole new week starts today.

Does anyone have any exciting plans? "

Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls

You?

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I like the red one. Giving Baywatch vibes "

Dont give her a big head

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Buzzzz!

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By *anderingWelshGuyMan
6 weeks ago

Swansea

I'm 41 and my back hurts 🤣

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By *coobyABCMan
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Apart from bad back and creeky knees, how is everyone today?

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Message to the OP.

That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning.

"

Will i save you or will i drown you?

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By *eancuriousdublinMan
6 weeks ago

dublin

Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram "

Wifelover999 will let you

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

.

Hey TT and other middlers! So many elder middlers aching away today, thank you for making me feel young.

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By *lackFabbathMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

It's occurred to me how close I am to dropping off the wrong end of this age range, and had a minor panic attack. So, apart from the horror of existential dread I'm doing okay. 😬

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram "

Yeah but you are still 47 and middle aged 👍🏼

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

Oooo a club I can join!

Hello 👋, I'm Denk, I'm 38 and I'm tired 👍

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Message to the OP.

That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning.

Will i save you or will i drown you?"

Ideally I'd prefer you to save me....but who knows

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By *ing49Man
6 weeks ago

cambs

Hey all, im in for a chat

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Over half way through the work day 🥳

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham


"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee."

Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well.

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭"

No aches or pains here.

Absolutely loving this weather again!!

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭"

I'm not, well I am. But I'm not bitching about it. I'm fully in the acceptance of being middle aged, and not requiring it to be renamed anything else to be okay with it.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

No aches or pains here.

Absolutely loving this weather again!! "

Good! It is lush 🌞❤️

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

No aches or pains here.

Absolutely loving this weather again!! "

Yay! A youthful middler, what a day it's turning out to be.

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee.

Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well."

This is fact.

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Morningggggggggg.

A whole new week starts today.

Does anyone have any exciting plans?

Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls

You?"

Sounds like great plans!!!

It's been far to long since our last spa day, you've inspired me to get something booked.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

I'm not, well I am. But I'm not bitching about it. I'm fully in the acceptance of being middle aged, and not requiring it to be renamed anything else to be okay with it. "

Some people are more sensitive than others. Im middle aged and proud 💪

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee.

Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well."

Oh aren't they just!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭"

I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol "

Be both!

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By *onegaldanny2025Man
6 weeks ago

donegal

Hi folks how is everyone's Monday going?

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By *anderingWelshGuyMan
6 weeks ago

Swansea


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol "

.I'm usually both

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Morningggggggggg.

A whole new week starts today.

Does anyone have any exciting plans?

Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls

You?

Sounds like great plans!!!

It's been far to long since our last spa day, you've inspired me to get something booked. "

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol

Be both! "

It's deciding which one to deal with while in Tesco lol

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭

I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol

Be both!

It's deciding which one to deal with while in Tesco lol "

🤣

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram

Wifelover999 will let you "

You cheeky fuck

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram

Wifelover999 will let you

You cheeky fuck "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *orkdomandsubCouple
6 weeks ago

york

I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram

Wifelover999 will let you

You cheeky fuck

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You never complain🤭

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat "

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. "

🤣 security is here 😍

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By *ispleasureonlyCouple
6 weeks ago

yeovil

I could get use to this weather 😜 sun makes me feel all fuzzy 😂

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍"

Puffs chest out ..meh not bothered

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By *onegaldanny2025Man
6 weeks ago

donegal


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍"

lovely profile thick thighs x

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x"

Thankyou sir. Hope your having a good day

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x"

Not her there from google

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By *bione_1Man
6 weeks ago

Broxbourne

hi

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google "

Omg! You know me! 😘

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By *WE.BBC.BULLMan
6 weeks ago

London

Mid 30s is middle aged??? Nobody told me that!!

Some of you guys are NOT making me feel good about my upcoming 40s!! 😆😆

Why/how are you all so stiff, and I don't mean your dicks (I hope and pray those are still as stiff as ever!)

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google

Omg! You know me! 😘"

Who said that

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google

Omg! You know me! 😘

Who said that"

😁

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google

Omg! You know me! 😘

Who said that

😁"

Ohhh you yeh iv had nightmares🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google

Omg! You know me! 😘

Who said that

😁

Ohhh you yeh iv had nightmares🤣🤣🤣"

Good!

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat

Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially.

🤣 security is here 😍lovely profile thick thighs x

Not her there from google

Omg! You know me! 😘

Who said that

😁

Ohhh you yeh iv had nightmares🤣🤣🤣

Good!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good reply

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By *rish_wolfMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Afternoon middlers!

Enjoying some afternoon sun while 'working' from home here in North Wales

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By *eddy004Man
6 weeks ago

Toy Town


"Message to the OP.

That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning.

Will i save you or will i drown you?"

Save me. How could you leave me to flounder?

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Work done!!!

Now to enjoy this weather a little.

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By *eekyscotMan
6 weeks ago

Rhyl

Hi, how's everyone enjoying the sun. Better not be any tan lines

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By *opking99Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Good afternoon everyone

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

Finished putting together some garden furniture, glorious weather when it arrived. Last screw was going in as the heavens opened and it started pissing down.

So sorry everyone if I’ve ruined your weather!

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By *wingeropenMan
6 weeks ago

Cardiff

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Into the age group where we’re not quite anyone’s younger male fantasy, or their daddy

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By *aidbackgent80Man
6 weeks ago

west sussex


"Lets carry it on.

Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁

Disclaimer*

We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭"

Hope everyone’s day has been good, I have spent mine sunbathing and chilling with a nice cold beer

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Lets carry it on.

Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁

Disclaimer*

We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭

Hope everyone’s day has been good, I have spent mine sunbathing and chilling with a nice cold beer "

Oooh you jammy thing

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

Is it friday yet? Oh but long weekend this week that is getting me through 🙏🙏

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By *coobyABCMan
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Im having an extra long, long weekend. Finishing work on Wednesday

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By *anielpiercedMan
6 weeks ago

X

Is 50 the cut off date to chat? Asking for a friend

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By *iking 777Man
6 weeks ago

Wick

Good evening all

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By *ingh89Man
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

Evening All,

Not bad for a Monday with the sun out ☀️

@Thickthighs26 still looking incredible as ever 😉

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By *316XMan
6 weeks ago

Romford


"Lets carry it on.

Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁

Disclaimer*

We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭"

Hi, how are you? Well my day has just gotten better 😘

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London

Rhubarb and custard ice cream. If you haven't tried it yet, get it. Yummy!

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By *ewEncountersMan
6 weeks ago

Preston

Hi all

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By *cLovin2Man
6 weeks ago

London


"Well days wank this morning and not a good wank. Dressed up to complete interviews and 3 out of the 4 have fucking cancelled. Why at the 11th hour. Tie is going round my head and needing to put out a war cry "

Can I suggest you save time by multi tasking in future, by wanking off during an interview?

It'll be interesting to see the response of the interviewee. If anyone objects, say it's an interview test.

The correct reaction being to come and help you wank off 🤷🏽‍♂️

Yeah my brain just goes off on one 😂

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By *uchasGMan
6 weeks ago

Northwest

Just in

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

Morning middlers. Any plans today?

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By *rownhotnessMan
6 weeks ago

North west/Midlands/London

Morning all

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley

Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Morning

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂"

Ninja training today?

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By *unguy2429Man
6 weeks ago

worthing

Morning you beautiful lot

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

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Where's the security? So many oldies.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Where's the security? So many oldies. "

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

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"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy "

Great, it's bad enough they're like that in the real world.

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Where's the security? So many oldies. "

I've lost the motivation.

It feels like a horde of zombies descending upon the quiet defenceless backwater town (well more like a wretched hive of scum and villainy).

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy "

Pot kettle black

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy

Pot kettle black "

Im not 50 or over?

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy

Pot kettle black

Im not 50 or over?"

Sure

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy

Pot kettle black

Im not 50 or over?

Sure "

You almost are though and i cant wait so i dont have to deal with you. You can go and bother the other oldies instead

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Where's the security? So many oldies.

There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy

Pot kettle black

Im not 50 or over?

Sure

You almost are though and i cant wait so i dont have to deal with you. You can go and bother the other oldies instead"

😱

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂

Ninja training today?"

Need a coffee clearly….. out Stanners

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By *r_MrsLCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣"

Go get ‘em, TT!

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

Go get ‘em, TT!"

Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣

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By *ifelover999Man
6 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣"

Cant hear you

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Morning all.

How is everyone's day looking?

I've just started my day with a walk around the lake next to work and now feel ready to get started.

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By *orkieBar1000Man
6 weeks ago

York

Morning my fellow middle-agers…

Enjoy your Tuesday

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Morning all.

How is everyone's day looking?

I've just started my day with a walk around the lake next to work and now feel ready to get started. "

That sounds peaceful. I’ll be taking the dog around a pond walk soon.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Morning my fellow middle-agers…

Enjoy your Tuesday "

Hello sir, have a lovely day

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By *avelovesfeetMan
6 weeks ago

Kettering

Good morning how is everyone? Feel free to send me a private message

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Good morning how is everyone? Feel free to send me a private message "

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for 'em.

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂

Ninja training today?

Need a coffee clearly….. out Stanners "

😂😂😂 😂😂😂

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By *Effy-Woman
6 weeks ago

Scotland

Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃

Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it.

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃

Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it. "

You're a very welcome addition to our age category.

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By *cLovin2Man
6 weeks ago

London


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

Go get ‘em, TT!

Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣"

I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *cLovin2Man
6 weeks ago

London


"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃

Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it. "

I've got a finger I'd happily lend you... 😉

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

Go get ‘em, TT!

Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣

I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽‍♂️"

*kicks* this is not the place. This is where we admit to our aches and grumble about the people of today.

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By *risscrossxMan
6 weeks ago

stourbridge

Morning all just trying to motivate myself to be productive…… bah!!!! 😂

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By *Effy-Woman
6 weeks ago

Scotland


"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃

Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it.

I've got a finger I'd happily lend you... 😉"

Badum tsh

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

So much cringe so early in the morning

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By *uaveNightsMan
6 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Morning all,

What on earth has happened here? 😳

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"So much cringe so early in the morning "

🤣🤣

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By *r_MrsLCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

Go get ‘em, TT!

Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣"

NEVERRRR

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Middle agers, I have a question for you all.

Messaging people...

When I started many moons ago, I did that thing....copy and paste messages that were shite and I rarely had a reply. I just wasn't clever enough to realise why.

This was like a year ago now.

Is it ever long enough to send a 2nd attempt. Or do you look like a dick for sending a message again?

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Middle agers, I have a question for you all.

Messaging people...

When I started many moons ago, I did that thing....copy and paste messages that were shite and I rarely had a reply. I just wasn't clever enough to realise why.

This was like a year ago now.

Is it ever long enough to send a 2nd attempt. Or do you look like a dick for sending a message again?

"

They won't remember you

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

Good morning

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By *eeooMan
6 weeks ago

MORECAMBE

It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly "

Add a profile pic would be my first point.

It doesn't have to be of your face, but it may be more appealing than nothing.

Lots of people will ignore profiles that don't have a profile pic.

Good luck.

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By *orkieBar1000Man
6 weeks ago

York


"Morning my fellow middle-agers…

Enjoy your Tuesday

Hello sir, have a lovely day "

Thank you. Good luck in your Baywatch audition. 😉😘

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London


"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly "

It's not about attraction. There are too many men to women. Be patient and relax.

🎶Too many man

Too many man🎶

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor


"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly "

Truthfully, I didn't even get past your most recent status. That would put me off most men. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Greggs delivery for lunch incoming.

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By *irmac13Man
6 weeks ago

edinburgh

Needing recommendations for lunch

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Needing recommendations for lunch "

Fwb is having Greggs, join him

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By *irmac13Man
6 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Needing recommendations for lunch

Fwb is having Greggs, join him"

Whats the order though?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Needing recommendations for lunch "

I'm having a cuppa soup

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Needing recommendations for lunch "

I had a brie and bacon bagel

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Needing recommendations for lunch

I'm having a cuppa soup "

This is neither a cuppa or thick enough to be soup DDolly!! I hope you have some bread to soak it up

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Lets carry it on.

Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁

Disclaimer*

We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭"

Tight Security is easily softened with some butter …..

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Needing recommendations for lunch

Fwb is having Greggs, join him

Whats the order though?"

4 sausage rolls

4 steak bakes.

2 cheese and onion bakes.

Pack of jam donuts.

I feed my staff 3 days a week.....Its not all for me

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Needing recommendations for lunch

I'm having a cuppa soup

This is neither a cuppa or thick enough to be soup DDolly!! I hope you have some bread to soak it up"

Haha I usually do have bread with it but I'm not that hungry, I've used two sachets though in a mug because they are like water these days!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Needing recommendations for lunch

Fwb is having Greggs, join him

Whats the order though?

4 sausage rolls

4 steak bakes.

2 cheese and onion bakes.

Pack of jam donuts.

I feed my staff 3 days a week.....Its not all for me "

I was gonna say blimey you must be hungry, then saw the last line 😂

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By *iscreetmale2022Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Started talking to a couple of people over the past few days, got on really well with them and exchanged ideas and made plans, woke up this morning and after sending a few more messages, their profiles have been deactivated? What's with all the fakes on here?

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Started talking to a couple of people over the past few days, got on really well with them and exchanged ideas and made plans, woke up this morning and after sending a few more messages, their profiles have been deactivated? What's with all the fakes on here?"

Where they fakes, or, did you just bore them off the site?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Started talking to a couple of people over the past few days, got on really well with them and exchanged ideas and made plans, woke up this morning and after sending a few more messages, their profiles have been deactivated? What's with all the fakes on here?"

Are you sure they didn't just block you? Perhaps they changed their mind.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London

Might have a shawarma for lunch.

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor

Chicken wrap, and a dragonfruit for me today.

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By *irmac13Man
6 weeks ago

edinburgh

Chicken and chorizo pie was had. Absolutely delightful

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By *cLovin2Man
6 weeks ago

London


"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣

Go get ‘em, TT!

Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣

I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽‍♂️

*kicks* this is not the place. This is where we admit to our aches and grumble about the people of today. "

Ok carry on moaning, I'll just stare at your tits and nod 😁

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By *avidNPMan
6 weeks ago

manchester

Hi how is everyone?

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Hi how is everyone?"

All good here thanks, how about you?

Whats everyone upto this evening...

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By *avidNPMan
6 weeks ago

manchester


"Hi how is everyone?

All good here thanks, how about you?

Whats everyone upto this evening...

"

I’m good thank you been working today,

Got a bloody cold from somewhere so chilling tonight.

How about you?

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By *elshlad27Man
6 weeks ago

bangor

Sat in work browsing on fab and getting horny all

Afternoon has been hard work! 🥵

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By *avidNPMan
6 weeks ago

manchester


"Sat in work browsing on fab and getting horny all

Afternoon has been hard work! 🥵"

I can’t get on in work which is good or I’d never get anything done

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By *ySecretLustMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

Evening all. Whats for dinner?

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Evening all. Whats for dinner?"

I cooked a gammon joint with new potatoes and cabbage tonight, was delicious.

No real plans tonight....just having a relax after a hectic day.

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

ive always got on with people 30-50 age bracket its a gift

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By *avidNPMan
6 weeks ago

manchester

We all get on in here

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By *allsDeep.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

Well, that's the end of that. Good chat, all.

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