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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol" Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X" Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! " i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day | |||
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"ok got the cuppa tea lets have a war Behave you!! " oh just having some fun sorry mum will stop it well maybe | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day " | |||
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"were not all like this in middlesbrough! " you sure | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol " you mean im NOT fabulous??? | |||
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"were not all like this in middlesbrough! " Ooh - perfect! Can you do us a favour Jungle - there's this profile up in Middlesboro that there seems to be some suspicion isn't really female! Can you set up a date and give us all a definitive answer please! *oh - and when I said not really female - I didn't mean you! Even with the wig and dress! | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol " 18 actually | |||
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"If you feel fabulous and get complimented as fabulous by people whose opinion you trust then you are fabulous. Size 8 is not everyone's ideal - some think slender and petite is fabulous, others won't look twice if you're smaller than a size 20. Fortunately it takes all types and there is appreciation on here for the whole range." Going by your judgement its just a opinion and can be any of the other options listed, therefore worthless listing that as a option | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good" agent provocateur by any chance? | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol 18 actually " ffs evie.. well least im smiling now lol | |||
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"Someone didn't like my comment on her 'boyfriend's' 11" cock so thought she'd be Big and clever on here. Not working though cos I know I'm fat just choose to put fabulous ony profile " Very mature of the OP. Not! | |||
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"were not all like this in middlesbrough! you sure " haha bugger off | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? " C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs | |||
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"Someone didn't like my comment on her 'boyfriend's' 11" cock so thought she'd be Big and clever on here. Not working though cos I know I'm fat just choose to put fabulous ony profile " Now now Evie - we still haven't established if it's her boyfriends cock or that guy the verified her! | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day " No cake for me thanks, I dont want to have to change my body type to fabolous | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs " go on then I mean its hard work being fabulous.... | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day No cake for me thanks, I dont want to have to change my body type to fabolous" i doubt very much you'd gain 12 stone from one slice of cake.. | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs go on then I mean its hard work being fabulous.... " Exactly. It takes a lot of time and money to get a fabulous body!! Why shouldn't we celebrate it pmsl | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs go on then I mean its hard work being fabulous.... " That it is dear, that it is! At least we're HONEST aboot it! | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs go on then I mean its hard work being fabulous.... Exactly. It takes a lot of time and money to get a fabulous body!! Why shouldn't we celebrate it pmsl " and don't forget all the pies and cake we eat.... | |||
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"were not all like this in middlesbrough! Ooh - perfect! Can you do us a favour Jungle - there's this profile up in Middlesboro that there seems to be some suspicion isn't really female! Can you set up a date and give us all a definitive answer please! *oh - and when I said not really female - I didn't mean you! Even with the wig and dress! " I would be more than happy to do so, as a genuine verified user. i would be happy to have arrange something to remove all doubt on the matter | |||
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"Now now fabsters its Sunday...no bun fights today.... infact no bun fights at all cos all the FABULOUS ladies hate em all(tongue firmly in cheek)...have I still got cream n jam round my lips???? C'mere I'll clean yours if you clean mine Mrs go on then I mean its hard work being fabulous.... That it is dear, that it is! At least we're HONEST aboot it! " Sure are...no point being anything else but honest... | |||
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"I think someone has woken up this morning with a mind to winding a lot of people up. We're off to church. Good luck young lady or man whatever the case is. " church isn't that a pub well that's what I call it | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day No cake for me thanks, I dont want to have to change my body type to fabolous" on the subject of body type i think the term athletic maybe being used a bit to frivolously, bang average springs to mind | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day No cake for me thanks, I dont want to have to change my body type to fabolous" You couldn't do that sweetie. You have to have a matching personality | |||
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"Oh dear, here we go again then I've only just stopped laughing at the other threads. Coffee anyone? Toasted crumpets as well Oh and for the record, I feel FABULOUS! " mmmm you look Fabulous | |||
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"If you feel fabulous and get complimented as fabulous by people whose opinion you trust then you are fabulous. Size 8 is not everyone's ideal - some think slender and petite is fabulous, others won't look twice if you're smaller than a size 20. Fortunately it takes all types and there is appreciation on here for the whole range. Going by your judgement its just a opinion and can be any of the other options listed, therefore worthless listing that as a option" Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If the profile has up to date representative pics and veris then why not choose fabulous? I have walked away from many meets cos guys have used out of date or fake pics and or lied on their profiles. Calling oneself fabulous is more about attitude and confidence than size - in fact it has no connection with size so how can it be a lie? There are plenty on here who alter the truth by adjusting age and claiming to be slimmer, taller or more well endowed then they actually are which I, personally, consider to be a much bigger pain in the arse than high self esteem and self image. | |||
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"well to be honest id not worry about lubing up your arse for that '11 inch cock' cos you might get a whole new arsehole after this thread popcorn anyone? lol Thanks - coffee on the laptop now! i'll pop the kettle on to replace your coffee.. fudge choccy cake with the coffee? Think this thread might be the entertainment for the day No cake for me thanks, I dont want to have to change my body type to fabolous You couldn't do that sweetie. You have to have a matching personality " | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous?" On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab | |||
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"Oh dear, here we go again then I've only just stopped laughing at the other threads. Coffee anyone? Toasted crumpets as well Oh and for the record, I feel FABULOUS! mmmm you look Fabulous " Aww thank you You just want some of my crumpet | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good" now yours is fabulous xxx | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol you mean im NOT fabulous??? " you are gorgeous and a fabulous body to me. yummy x | |||
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"I'm going to miss these threads when they are gone." will you change your pic woman its way to early for nastys like that | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good" I think judging from the opening pic on your profile yoy might possibly be better employed tidying up your sitting room rather than debating what/what is not an acceptable body size as it is your post on 'prostitutes' is still causing backwash in it's drift young lady!! | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good now yours is fabulous xxx" Never judge a book by its cover though. | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous? On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab" Don't worry - i'm sure all those tag teams and your BF's 11" cock will both burn off all those extra calories and given your other (anal) thread - ensure you never feel bloated or constipated! Go on - have some fake - sorry - cake! | |||
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"Oh dear, here we go again then I've only just stopped laughing at the other threads. Coffee anyone? Toasted crumpets as well Oh and for the record, I feel FABULOUS! mmmm you look Fabulous Aww thank you You just want some of my crumpet " love crumpet | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous? On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab" Does it? Where does it say that in the rules. I assume you've read them? | |||
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"I'm going to miss these threads when they are gone. will you change your pic woman its way to early for nastys like that " It's icing sugar! Top tip from a mate. Looks good and tastes better. | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous? On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab" Fabolous does not mean fat anywhere...Fabolous is a word that means good,great it is not linked in with being fat... People assume only "fat" people will put dowm fabolous as their size.. Slim people also put fabolous as their size on here...People cannot be everyones cup of tea..People may slander you for being too slim for them..I think you just got to live with the fact that everyone is going to do their own thing and be who they are... | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous? On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab Don't worry - i'm sure all those tag teams and your BF's 11" cock will both burn off all those extra calories and given your other (anal) thread - ensure you never feel bloated or constipated! Go on - have some fake - sorry - cake! " Hehehe | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good I think judging from the opening pic on your profile yoy might possibly be better employed tidying up your sitting room rather than debating what/what is not an acceptable body size as it is your post on 'prostitutes' is still causing backwash in it's drift young lady!! " | |||
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"I thought fabolous meant good...So why would you not want to change your body type to fabolous? On here fabolous means fat so too much cake ill be just fab Fabolous does not mean fat anywhere...Fabolous is a word that means good,great it is not linked in with being fat... People assume only "fat" people will put dowm fabolous as their size.. Slim people also put fabolous as their size on here...People cannot be everyones cup of tea..People may slander you for being too slim for them..I think you just got to live with the fact that everyone is going to do their own thing and be who they are..." go girl go get them | |||
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"I'm going to miss these threads when they are gone. will you change your pic woman its way to early for nastys like that It's icing sugar! Top tip from a mate. Looks good and tastes better. " so put it where it belongs in my tea an hurry it up | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! " wish I was on top of you | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you " lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread " it is a good point tho an much more interesting than the op | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread " Her account has been suspended what a surprise | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread " oh do I have to | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread Her account has been suspended what a surprise" what a shame was having so much fun xxx | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread Her account has been suspended what a surprise" | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread Her account has been suspended what a surprise" And I thought she'd blocked me as I'm fabulous | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread it is a good point tho an much more interesting than the op " lol Oh I don't know, she/he's kept me entertained all morning. I'm a bit disappointed the profile has been suspended | |||
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" Some of you are on top form today! wish I was on top of you lol will you behave, you're distracting me from the thread Her account has been suspended what a surprise And I thought she'd blocked me as I'm fabulous " We are all fabulous | |||
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"Grrr. shame she been suspended else she could read my rant. Im "FAT" size 16-18, have got myself down as curvy, because I thought fabulous meant a slimmer person. " pmsl | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good" Ha ha ha ha bloody charming U are , suppose you see perfection when you look in the mirror | |||
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"Awwww now what we gona do for fun. You horible lot shes gone an I was on a promise too " Pmsl | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good Ha ha ha ha bloody charming U are , suppose you see perfection when you look in the mirror" no got one of those circus mirrors | |||
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"I'd rather be a fat and happy go lucky than to be a thin, highly strung mean-spirited stick insect myself. Off to have a fried cheese sandwich with shredded pork for breakfast, need the fat to keep me fabulous. " | |||
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"Why do some girls put their body type down as fabulous when they are just plain fat, I always thought fabulous meant good" oh so clever... Bet your popular in real life too | |||
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"Why is this everyone entertains this op. do you all not realise he is just winding you up and all are biting" Oh I think we were the ones winding 'her' up in the end! | |||
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"Grrr. shame she been suspended else she could read my rant. Im "FAT" size 16-18, have got myself down as curvy, because I thought fabulous meant a slimmer person. pmsl " Fir those of you who msy hsve missed any of the fun please refer to the post Prostitutes where more interesting thorts n opinions can be viewed (gulp) | |||
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"Why is this everyone entertains this op. do you all not realise he is just winding you up and all are biting" Or we are bored and entertaining ourselves | |||
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"I think posting on the forum should be compulsory, you lot get rid of the fakes pretty quickly! 2 down today already and I've not even had my breakfast yet. " Can I have a bacon butty when your making breakfast oh and a cup of tea | |||
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"I'd rather be a fat and happy go lucky than to be a thin, highly strung mean-spirited stick insect myself. Off to have a fried cheese sandwich with shredded pork for breakfast, need the fat to keep me fabulous. " You go girl! N add some deep fried mushrooms some oven chips n coupla slices of fried bread n if ya can run to an extra plate I'll come n join ya (yummy) | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,." how did you guess me xx | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,." Wonder what they will come back as next time | |||
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"Well that was entertaining " yes bored now | |||
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"Well that was entertaining " Cheered me up | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,. Wonder what they will come back as next time " Some hot stud with a 10 inch cock no doubt wondering why there are a lot of chubbers on this site and where are all the hot chicks at... | |||
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"Awwww now what we gona do for fun. You horible lot shes gone an I was on a promise too Pmsl " don't panic,they'll be back in a minute once new fake profile is approved | |||
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"I think posting on the forum should be compulsory, you lot get rid of the fakes pretty quickly! 2 down today already and I've not even had my breakfast yet. Can I have a bacon butty when your making breakfast oh and a cup of tea " Bacon and scrambled eggs on toast, the breakfast of champions. The kettles on already. | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,. Wonder what they will come back as next time Some hot stud with a 10 inch cock no doubt wondering why there are a lot of chubbers on this site and where are all the hot chicks at... " Ya can get hot chicks from the heated cabinet in our local Tesco if that's any help? | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,. Wonder what they will come back as next time Some hot stud with a 10 inch cock no doubt wondering why there are a lot of chubbers on this site and where are all the hot chicks at... Ya can get hot chicks from the heated cabinet in our local Tesco if that's any help? " | |||
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"I do often wonder who sits behind a keyboard writing this stuff..I have a image of it being a fat kid who wears I love cake tshirt...Anyway user no longer on site says it all really.,. Wonder what they will come back as next time Some hot stud with a 10 inch cock no doubt wondering why there are a lot of chubbers on this site and where are all the hot chicks at... " Has he dropped an inch as he was 11in the pic lol | |||
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"I think posting on the forum should be compulsory, you lot get rid of the fakes pretty quickly! 2 down today already and I've not even had my breakfast yet. Can I have a bacon butty when your making breakfast oh and a cup of tea Bacon and scrambled eggs on toast, the breakfast of champions. The kettles on already. " Can you bring it to me in bed | |||
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"So true blondeminxgirl we was asking ourselfs the same! X Well yeah just saw a girl who must been twenty stone and was down as fabulous lol you mean im NOT fabulous??? " Ur sexy as fuck huni xx | |||
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"I think posting on the forum should be compulsory, you lot get rid of the fakes pretty quickly! 2 down today already and I've not even had my breakfast yet. Can I have a bacon butty when your making breakfast oh and a cup of tea Bacon and scrambled eggs on toast, the breakfast of champions. The kettles on already. Can you bring it to me in bed " You're a bit far away, it'll be cold by the time I get there. I'll pour it down the interpipes for you. | |||
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"Well i only went to make the bed and the little darling is gone, what a terrible shame " Is ANYBODY now gonna start a thread like ' are thin/slim people miserable morons who don't know how to enjoy life n scared to meet chubby folk in case during sex they sweat on their wallpaper' ???? Yeah you're right - probably not a good idea! Lol | |||
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"I think posting on the forum should be compulsory, you lot get rid of the fakes pretty quickly! 2 down today already and I've not even had my breakfast yet. Can I have a bacon butty when your making breakfast oh and a cup of tea Bacon and scrambled eggs on toast, the breakfast of champions. The kettles on already. Can you bring it to me in bed You're a bit far away, it'll be cold by the time I get there. I'll pour it down the interpipes for you. " Thanks | |||
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"r we still in here " No hun we've had to abandon the jolly japes cos we no longer hsve the OP with us! Did u nod off for a moment or two? Don't tell me u snuck off n were raiding the fridge for chocolate | |||
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"You lot will get me in trouble, I'm meant to be working lol. Well I've done a bit went out to the garage to get a gateau. What's a few more calories. " Personally I'd have saved a few calories I already carry n got IN the fridge to eat that gateau! Having walked back indoors with it ya better have an extra slice just to be on the safe side - ya don't wanna b feeling faint. If by any chance it's strawberry - I can be round yours on me moped in a flash | |||
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"You lot will get me in trouble, I'm meant to be working lol. Well I've done a bit went out to the garage to get a gateau. What's a few more calories. " You've got a garage for gateaux? That's a serious commitment to the cause. | |||
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"Well i only went to make the bed and the little darling is gone, what a terrible shame Is ANYBODY now gonna start a thread like ' are thin/slim people miserable morons who don't know how to enjoy life n scared to meet chubby folk in case during sex they sweat on their wallpaper' ???? Yeah you're right - probably not a good idea! Lol " go for it I dare you | |||
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"r we still in here No hun we've had to abandon the jolly japes cos we no longer hsve the OP with us! Did u nod off for a moment or two? Don't tell me u snuck off n were raiding the fridge for chocolate " how did you guess | |||
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"Feeling fabulous after my pan-fried spicy cheese and shredded roast pork sandwich. " that's 2 you have had | |||
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"Well i only went to make the bed and the little darling is gone, what a terrible shame Is ANYBODY now gonna start a thread like ' are thin/slim people miserable morons who don't know how to enjoy life n scared to meet chubby folk in case during sex they sweat on their wallpaper' ???? Yeah you're right - probably not a good idea! Lol go for it I dare you " Oh ya cheeky monkey you lol I'm far toooooooo much of a wimp to stick me neck out bout folk's size n anyway as I live in a glass house I'm not gonna b throwing stones. Of course YOU could always start it as you look a big Butch 'take care of myself in any situation' kinda guy. Whereas me - I just wanna load the bullets n watch someone else fire the gun Hahahahahaha | |||
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"I wanted to post earlier that I have a mean bone or two somewhere, however, they are less obvious due to being buried by the fat. " Lol, a mean bone? Ha ha If I get in the mood , I have a pretty mean bone too | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake?" Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories " I don't have any bacon or cake | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories I don't have any bacon or cake " Oh balls. That does scupper that idea x | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories I don't have any bacon or cake " I'm sure living in London ya can't be more than half an hour from a caff? Chop chop get out there n live the (bacon cake) dream | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories I don't have any bacon or cake " I'm sure living in London ya can't be more than half an hour from a caff? Chop chop get out there n live the (bacon cake) dream | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories I don't have any bacon or cake I'm sure living in London ya can't be more than half an hour from a caff? Chop chop get out there n live the (bacon cake) dream " Ten minutes walk but that requires putting on some clothes. I need to find a bacon and cake delivery service. Breakfast deliveries might be the next big business concept. | |||
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"Guys ! It's already been done! Check out you tube ! Epic meal time Bacon cake !!! " Well done, all cravings GONE! | |||
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"This thread has left me craving a bacon butty and gateau. How can I get shredded wheat to taste like bacon and cake? Put some bacon and cake in a blender with the shredded wheat. If you can't see it there's no calories I don't have any bacon or cake I'm sure living in London ya can't be more than half an hour from a caff? Chop chop get out there n live the (bacon cake) dream Ten minutes walk but that requires putting on some clothes. I need to find a bacon and cake delivery service. Breakfast deliveries might be the next big business concept." Well ya could always trot out naked n probably they won't charge u for the breakfast lol just a suggestion haha but b careful with the hot sausage | |||
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"Blimey, the lengths some blokes will go to to amuse themselves when they wake up with morning glory and no one to do the honours. " I've been up hours chuckles but regrettably it's been about 20 years since I had a 'morning glory ' !! It's more of a wilted violet I'm sorry to say | |||
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"I'd like to try bacon-flavoured icecream, and believe it actually exists. " It does indeed Pearl. Never tried as I have in my mind it would taste like them crisps Frazzels (I think they're called) bleugh | |||
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"I'd like to try bacon-flavoured icecream, and believe it actually exists. " I had a sample at a food fair - it's quite nice but I can't see it being a big seller. The twelve year old and I tried dipping chips in ice cream yesterday - that works too. | |||
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"I can imagine an icecream made with maple syrup candied bacon bits tasting divine. " All we need now is a deep fried mars bar ice cream wiv a chocolate covered fish finger flake and we're home n dry lol | |||
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"Right !! That's it !! I'm off out to buy an ice cream maker !! Bacon and maple syrup ice cream ! Sounds ok to me ! Pearl , you want to try some when I've made it? X" What about using maple cured bacon? | |||
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"Right !! That's it !! I'm off out to buy an ice cream maker !! Bacon and maple syrup ice cream ! Sounds ok to me ! Pearl , you want to try some when I've made it? X What about using maple cured bacon?" Good idea !! I'm also going to buy a tin of celebrations and deep fry all the little mars bars !! That should tast nice in an ice cream !! | |||
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"Right !! That's it !! I'm off out to buy an ice cream maker !! Bacon and maple syrup ice cream ! Sounds ok to me ! Pearl , you want to try some when I've made it? X What about using maple cured bacon? Good idea !! I'm also going to buy a tin of celebrations and deep fry all the little mars bars !! That should tast nice in an ice cream !! " We did tempura Toblerone once. It was so delicious that it is never to be repeated or my state as flabulous will have to change to behemoth. | |||
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