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"Please can I have, a bacon sarnie but in a buttered croissant instead of bread, with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Thank you kindly 😘 " And if you have any cheddar, a slice on top of the bacon would be amazing, ta 😘 | |||
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"Please can I have, a bacon sarnie but in a buttered croissant instead of bread, with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Thank you kindly 😘 " For you sunshine, anything 😘 | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders "🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ill pass iv just got over the shits | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ill pass iv just got over the shits "Charming | |||
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"Could you bring me a coffee up to bed ? "Yes sir 🫡 on my way | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders "Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x | |||
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"New here... Il just have a coffee please with caramel syrup " Of course you can. Please accept a complimentary lotus biscoff biscuit as a way of a warm welcome | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
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Charming "Sends a cook book to ya | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x"I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣 | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣"🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is! | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is!"Can't think why. Fussy bugger 🙄😂😂😂 | |||
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"If you've one of them flash machines I'll have a large mocha, extra shot of espresso with squirty cream. Failing that.. black coffee no sugar Please and thank you " Black coffee no sugar coming right up then 🤣 | |||
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"If you've one of them flash machines I'll have a large mocha, extra shot of espresso with squirty cream. Failing that.. black coffee no sugar Please and thank you Black coffee no sugar coming right up then 🤣" 🤣 | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️" Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️" What can I get for you?  | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders "Can I have you please | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Can I have you please "Yes but you will have to wait until I've served these peasants  | |||
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"Oh, double espresso or ristretto , if you have the time, please." Coming right up for you ☕ | |||
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" Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳 Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is!
Can't think why. Fussy bugger 🙄😂😂😂"🤣 don't want you to stink out your kitchen 😘 | |||
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"Tea, decaf please one sugar with a dash of milk. May even have some strawberries, blueberries and banana with Greek yogurt please ✨️" Finally! A nice easy one. Coming right up beautiful lady 🫖🫐🍓 | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘" Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx | |||
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"Coffee and 1 with drop of milk "Tut tut you forgot the magic word. Back of the queue you go | |||
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"Coffee and 1 with drop of milk
Tut tut you forgot the magic word. Back of the queue you go "Now??? | |||
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"Coffee pls" Of course ☕ | |||
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"A strong coffee and no sugar please 😉" Hungover? I'll make it extra strong 😘☕ | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx" Directions .....drink quick as slow drinking can lead to stiff necks | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx" Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up | |||
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"A strong coffee and no sugar please 😉 Hungover? I'll make it extra strong 😘☕" No, it's because i'm sweet enough apparently | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up "What kind of menu is gong on here ? | |||
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"Can I have my usual black coffee with a little sugar please. Is anyone cooking breakfast and room for 1 more? " Of course. I'm on breakfast with but rations are low. You might not get what you ask for. | |||
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"Builders tea please and can I press you for two poached eggs on sourdough toast and diced ( not smahed) avocado …… thank you Mrs W … much appreciated… " You certainly can. Thats what you call a breakfast | |||
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"Can I have my usual black coffee with a little sugar please. Is anyone cooking breakfast and room for 1 more? Of course. I'm on breakfast with but rations are low. You might not get what you ask for. "I’m sure you will satisfy my needs 😜 | |||
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"Tea and crumpets please "Oh no. The weird crumpet man is back 🤣🤣 | |||
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"A strong coffee and no sugar please 😉 Hungover? I'll make it extra strong 😘☕ No, it's because i'm sweet enough apparently "Can't argue with that | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up "You make it so hard to refuse 😜 | |||
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️ Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘 Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up
You make it so hard to refuse 😜"I must have got the ratio right 🤪🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ? I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! " You are too kind! And i would appreciate something to wash it down with | |||
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ? I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! You are too kind! And i would appreciate something to wash it down with "Omg you’re a keeper … !! | |||
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ? I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! " Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please. | |||
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ? I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please. " Oh | |||
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"Lemsip please wench and not one of those viagra, ain't got time for no monkey business! Mr 🐺 " I'm trying to run a cafe here. Not a health centre  | |||
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ? I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please. Oh " 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Oh, double espresso or ristretto , if you have the time, please. Coming right up for you ☕" You are a legend. Thank you! Can I get you anything while I'm out? | |||
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"Oh, double espresso or ristretto , if you have the time, please. Coming right up for you ☕ You are a legend. Thank you! Can I get you anything while I'm out?" Yes please. Surprise me thank you | |||
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