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By *rectic OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

taunton

Beat Darth Vader in a fight? ( before Vader turns good again obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Did Vader turned good??

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

It would be a war of attrition with Potter repeatedly using expeliarmus to remove Vader's lightsaber, only for Vader to use the force to get it back each time

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
8 weeks ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

There is bound to be a YouTube video about it

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

I'd say a wand is like a gun and a light saber is like a sword. I'm sure Harry could avada kadavra Vader's ass before he can do anything

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"I'd say a wand is like a gun and a light saber is like a sword. I'm sure Harry could avada kadavra Vader's ass before he can do anything"

He could but he doesn't have the balls to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

So long as Ron doesn't get in the way with his broken wand then he stands a chance😏

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By *rectic OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

taunton

I was expecting more rage about even asking the question tbh 😂😂😂 it’s something I like to ask dates to a) see if they take the nerd bait b) irk a man

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By *rectic OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

taunton


"I'd say a wand is like a gun and a light saber is like a sword. I'm sure Harry could avada kadavra Vader's ass before he can do anything"

Vader has precognition though. Harry has to speak or flick his wand. Vaders got the full power of the force

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

So we failed the test on both counts there🤔😲 ....E- must try harder😅

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I'd say a wand is like a gun and a light saber is like a sword. I'm sure Harry could avada kadavra Vader's ass before he can do anything

Vader has precognition though. Harry has to speak or flick his wand. Vaders got the full power of the force "

This is true, and Potter couldn't even block his mind being controlled sooo, doomed, he will be dust😅

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

It's sort of a no contest.

The force requires no wand. A simple force neck grip (it won't let me use the C word) (all you kinksters sit down it's not like that).

Harry needs to get the words out, Vader for the most part thinks it.

We are talking about "the chosen one" with insane control of the force vs a very talented wizard.

I don't waste my evenings!

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By *alkingRedFlagMan
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

He could just make an “I am your father” joke and make Harry cry.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Easy, expelliarmus has lightsaber, and then just Avada Kedavra him.

Job done in about 20 seconds.

The mr

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By *evilinyouMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

But harry has some ridiculously uncanny good luck. I think something would transpire that gives Harry a slight edge, not to beat Vader but to escape and then ask Hermione to come up with some sort of plan, obviously Ron would be involved in this elaborate plan and somehow it would probably work in there favour after say 7 books or 8 movies

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"I'd say a wand is like a gun and a light saber is like a sword. I'm sure Harry could avada kadavra Vader's ass before he can do anything

Vader has precognition though. Harry has to speak or flick his wand. Vaders got the full power of the force "

That's a good point... How does plot armour factor into this? I mean, Voldemort could've yeeted baby Harry out the window so if Harry can survive that, he could maybe use his invisibility cloak as a sneaky attack!

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By *ew2buryMan
8 weeks ago

Forums.

Does Harry have his friends to help him at every stage?

And has he learnt more than the one spell?

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By *teve261970Man
8 weeks ago

Gateshead


"I was expecting more rage about even asking the question tbh 😂😂😂 it’s something I like to ask dates to a) see if they take the nerd bait b) irk a man "

So what's the deal with Nerds lol, ya or Nah lol 🤣😂

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosomeCouple
8 weeks ago

lincs

Just send in hermionie. We all know she’d do a better job! 🤣

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Just send in hermionie. We all know she’d do a better job! 🤣"

She'd have the balls to do what needed to be done

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By *nblueMan
8 weeks ago

manchester

Potter would shit his pants the second his wand was force pushed from his grasp

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By *igerFiestaMan
8 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Does Harry have the invisible cloak and the time turner necklace? Spoiler - Vader is Harry's father!

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By *rectic OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

taunton


"I was expecting more rage about even asking the question tbh 😂😂😂 it’s something I like to ask dates to a) see if they take the nerd bait b) irk a man

So what's the deal with Nerds lol, ya or Nah lol 🤣😂"

It’s a yes from me. Especially if they have a favourite Star Trek series and can calmly accept that Harry would be absolutely obliterated by Vader, not just in a fight to the death, but also at UNO where Vader would absolutely draw +4 with intent

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By *ew2buryMan
8 weeks ago

Forums.


"I was expecting more rage about even asking the question tbh 😂😂😂 it’s something I like to ask dates to a) see if they take the nerd bait b) irk a man

So what's the deal with Nerds lol, ya or Nah lol 🤣😂

It’s a yes from me. Especially if they have a favourite Star Trek series and can calmly accept that Harry would be absolutely obliterated by Vader, not just in a fight to the death, but also at UNO where Vader would absolutely draw +4 with intent"
Vader has the fours with him.

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"I was expecting more rage about even asking the question tbh 😂😂😂 it’s something I like to ask dates to a) see if they take the nerd bait b) irk a man

So what's the deal with Nerds lol, ya or Nah lol 🤣😂

It’s a yes from me. Especially if they have a favourite Star Trek series and can calmly accept that Harry would be absolutely obliterated by Vader, not just in a fight to the death, but also at UNO where Vader would absolutely draw +4 with intentVader has the fours with him. "

🥁

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

No. Vader is too strong and ruthless. This is a guy who had no issue obliterating a Jedi nursery. Ending a teenage punk with orphan issues is no problem. Harry at any stage in the books going solo would lose. Even with help, he'd lose, although he'd probably survive longer. Ron would also get smashed. Hermione too. The wizards are no match for the force.

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By *rectic OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

taunton


"Vader has the fours with him. "

That made me snort

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Beat Darth Vader in a fight? ( before Vader turns good again obvs)

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No Potter is a useless prick

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By *pencer75Man
8 weeks ago

Stirlingshire


"Beat Darth Vader in a fight? ( before Vader turns good again obvs)

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Pffft, Vader's destroyed bigger and badder than piss-ant Potter on his way to a fight

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield

When, on the edge of defeating the wizard, Vader turns and says .. Harry I am your father … we have the dawn of a new trilogy …. Darth Potter and the deadly Jedi .. followed by Ewoks and the empires stone and finally …. Harry and the rerun of the light sabre … it will happen.. it will be great

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