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"A strong coffee with two sugars please "I thought you was sweet enough | |||
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"Peppermint tea for me, no milk or sugar " Milk in that would be quite weird. Coming right up | |||
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"First morning in the villa in Portugal sun is out next to the pool with coffee " Jealous. You can make your own | |||
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"Mocha please and breakfast would be a godsend and you'd be forever in my good books if a full English was on the cards. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏 ☺️☺️ ☺️" Full works coming right up. I may pinch a sausage though  | |||
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"Oh I’d love a strong black coffee please. Off to the hairdressers shortly and I’m sleepy. " Coming right up beautiful lady 🙃 | |||
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"Coffee with oat milk please" My favourite. Coming right up ☕ | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon butty please" Would you like sauce on that? | |||
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"Mocha please and breakfast would be a godsend and you'd be forever in my good books if a full English was on the cards. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏 ☺️☺️ ☺️ Full works coming right up. I may pinch a sausage though "I'm sure I could alow that (especially if your cooking 😅) | |||
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"Extra strong cappuccino pretty please, and make it sports direct mug large 🥱😴" Would you like chocolate sprinkles on that?🙃 | |||
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"Coffee. Strong Hash browns Sausages Egg Tomatoes Mushrooms And toast Please and thankyou I'm hungry! " That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated! | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too "I’ve already died up the air fryer who wants bacon | |||
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"A cup of builders tea for me, strong but milky, two sugars please 🫖😊" Another one that I thought was sweet enough. Coming right up 🫖 | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please "I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? | |||
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"Already had my coffee. About to go off to buy dim sum." That's a strange choice of breakfast | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? " what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice | |||
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"Going all weird these days, year or so ago I would have said double espresso. Now it's half and half decaf with oat milk. " Decaf with oat milk is my go to. | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice "It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up? | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? "😂 I’ll take a slice of toast with a side order of full English please OP | |||
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"Strong black coffee 2 sugar or cream" What's the magic word? | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon roll please gorgeous " Coming right up. Any sauce? 😘 | |||
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"Coffee and legal help, that could be a phenomenal business model Mrs W 😘" I can do the coffee 😘 | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon roll please gorgeous Coming right up. Any sauce? 😘" Ketchup please. And an egg | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice
It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up? "Oh really! Don't tell me, I have to do it naked as well | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
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I’ll take a slice of toast with a side order of full English please OP "No drink? I am all out of juices but I have council pop readily available | |||
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"Time for a second mocha (then a bit of gaming before I pop to the shop ) lazy Saturdays are the best 💕❣️💘💘🖤💜🩵🩷🩷♥️ sending love to you all 💔❣️♥️💟💕💞💖💘🤎❤️" I'm on it ☕ Have a lovely day ❤️ | |||
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"4 cups of coffee please. Plus avocado on sourdough with 4 scrambled eggs. Cherry tomatoes fried in olive oil, spinach and garlic on the side. Thank you muchly. " I could just demolish that 😩 | |||
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice
It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up?
Oh really! Don't tell me, I have to do it naked as well "What do you take me for? A pervert? You can wear an apron 🤭 | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz " A bit of morning crumpet coming right up | |||
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"Just a tea for me please gorgeous Milk no sugar "A man of simple taste. Coming right up 🫖 | |||
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"Ooh a cup of tea please! X" Coming up. Help yourself to sugar 😘 | |||
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"Extra strong cappuccino pretty please, and make it sports direct mug large 🥱😴 Would you like chocolate sprinkles on that?🙃" Yes please, without sprinkles it’s just frothy coffee | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up " Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets. | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets. "I am but a mere serving wench. Not Harry Potter | |||
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"Coffee for me please Xx" Have a coffee on the gentleman below | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter "Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle. Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz | |||
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"Coffee. Strong Hash browns Sausages Egg Tomatoes Mushrooms And toast Please and thankyou I'm hungry! That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated!" I ❤️ 🥓 | |||
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"Coffee. Strong Hash browns Sausages Egg Tomatoes Mushrooms And toast Please and thankyou I'm hungry! That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated! I ❤️ 🥓 " So does Mr W. A little bit too much. I used to enjoy it prior to meeting him, then I got sick of the smell of it. | |||
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"I have had two coffees already! Aircraft at Fairford had me awake early. But wouldn't say no to another strong white coffee with no sugar…i am sweet enough already ☺️ No breakfast though i already had avocado and eggs on toast (i know, i know avocado and for breakfast too) 🙃" A breakfast of champions right there 🤤 White coffee coming up | |||
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"Any one fancy getting me a black coffee with a little sugar? " Anything for you, lovely man ☕ | |||
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"Coffee. Strong Hash browns Sausages Egg Tomatoes Mushrooms And toast Please and thankyou I'm hungry! That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated! I ❤️ 🥓 So does Mr W. A little bit too much. I used to enjoy it prior to meeting him, then I got sick of the smell of it." The only reason I don't eat it all the time is that it's not the healthiest of foods | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too "Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪 | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪"In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪 | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪"No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪 | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz "Cheese and jam on crumpets? | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪"Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼 🤢🤢 | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢"Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz
Cheese and jam on crumpets? "Haha knew you'd say that..... Straw berry jam or similar and then cheese melted on top. ..do t knock untill you tried it. Sweet n savoury in one try | |||
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"I have had two coffees already! Aircraft at Fairford had me awake early. But wouldn't say no to another strong white coffee with no sugar…i am sweet enough already ☺️ No breakfast though i already had avocado and eggs on toast (i know, i know avocado and for breakfast too) 🙃 A breakfast of champions right there 🤤 White coffee coming up " It was a very nice and unhurried breakfast Thanks for the coffee | |||
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"Any one fancy getting me a black coffee with a little sugar? Anything for you, lovely man ☕" oh thank you 😘 | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
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Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her "I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
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Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it "Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
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Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it
Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out"Ok numb nuts. Make your own coffee. | |||
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty. What we all having? If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
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Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it
Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out
Ok numb nuts. Make your own coffee. "Phew thats better nice to have bitch face back | |||
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"Just a tea for me please gorgeous Milk no sugar
A man of simple taste. Coming right up 🫖"Cheers gorgeous Whistle well and truly wet | |||
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz A bit of morning crumpet coming right up Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral....... Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz
Cheese and jam on crumpets?
Haha knew you'd say that.....
Straw berry jam or similar and then cheese melted on top. ..do t knock untill you tried it. Sweet n savoury in one try "I'm going to have to try it. I've had them with cheese and marmite which was lovely | |||
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️" No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though. Licked the chocolate off 🤭 | |||
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"Rooibos Tea for me. My go to in a morning or evening x" I've not heard of that before. Can you do Tetley? This is not a fancy establishment | |||
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️ No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though. Licked the chocolate off 🤭" Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜 | |||
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"Could I have a coffee please. Drop of cold milk and 2 sweetener." Coming right up for you ☕ | |||
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"Rooibos Tea for me. My go to in a morning or evening x I've not heard of that before. Can you do Tetley? This is not a fancy establishment " South African tea. The root only grows there. Has health benefits apparently. It belongs to a specific tribe over there. Nestle tried to patent it and failed. | |||
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"Strong black coffee please preferably in IV format " Anything for you wonky 💉☕ | |||
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️ No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though. Licked the chocolate off 🤭 Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜" Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want | |||
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"Walks past wolvettes cafe the barista looks dodgy goes to greggs "*Flicks him the V* | |||
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"Can I have black coffee please OP and thank you." You absolutely can ☕ | |||
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"Walks past wolvettes cafe the barista looks dodgy goes to greggs
*Flicks him the V*"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd like something hot & wet darling, any suggestions? " I am sure we could think of something between us  | |||
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"Walks past wolvettes cafe the barista looks dodgy goes to greggs
*Flicks him the V*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Thats going on trust pilot🤪 | |||
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"White tea, pain o chocolate and a little peace and quiet please. I'll be over here in the corner. XX " White tea is brewing. Bare with me for the pain and chocolate | |||
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"I just realised that I spelt Barista wrong ffs. I was half asleep in my defence 😉" I didnt say anothing🤐 | |||
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"Mai I have a cup of tea please before i get up "On it like a car bonnet | |||
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"I just realised that I spelt Barista wrong ffs. I was half asleep in my defence 😉 I didnt say anothing🤐" Anything | |||
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"Can I have black coffee please OP and thank you. You absolutely can ☕ "Perfect, thank you so much | |||
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"Can I have black coffee please OP and thank you. You absolutely can ☕
Perfect, thank you so much "Can i have a coffe at yours | |||
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"Mai I have a cup of tea please before i get up
On it like a car bonnet "prefer it in a mug lol x | |||
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"White tea, pain o chocolate and a little peace and quiet please. I'll be over here in the corner. XX White tea is brewing. Bare with me for the pain and chocolate " If it's no trouble, do you have a copy of today's paper? Preferably without the crossword done. Thanks. XX | |||
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️ No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though. Licked the chocolate off 🤭 Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜 Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want "Mrs Wolves, I would like more than a bit of saliva from you. If there's any chocolate left on your lips... 😏 | |||
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"Mai I have a cup of tea please before i get up
On it like a car bonnet
prefer it in a mug lol x"🤣🤣 | |||
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"White tea, pain o chocolate and a little peace and quiet please. I'll be over here in the corner. XX White tea is brewing. Bare with me for the pain and chocolate If it's no trouble, do you have a copy of today's paper? Preferably without the crossword done. Thanks. XX " What do you think this is. A public library | |||
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️ No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though. Licked the chocolate off 🤭 Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜 Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want
Mrs Wolves, I would like more than a bit of saliva from you. If there's any chocolate left on your lips... 😏"Oh yes. And chin | |||
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"I’ll take a coffee please "Yes sir 🫡☕ | |||
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"A cup of builders tea for me, strong but milky, two sugars please 🫖😊 Another one that I thought was sweet enough. Coming right up 🫖" Nooooooo, I’ve got a helluva sweet tooth, I’d drink it without sugar, but I wouldn’t enjoy it.. I’ll have you know It takes a lot to maintain this physique of mine 🍪🍫🤣.. | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊" I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘" If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe" Monkeys blood? | |||
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"I'll take a 99. Like a 69 but you have a flake up your arse" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'll take a 99. Like a 69 but you have a flake up your arse 🤣🤣🤣" I see no objections | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood?" Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? | |||
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"I'll take a 99. Like a 69 but you have a flake up your arse 🤣🤣🤣" I see no objections | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood? Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? " Yeah that think barely runny syrup sauce they have | |||
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"A bacon sandwich served with that smile would actually be perfection right now! Yummy! "I'll reopen the kitchen for you | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood? Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? " If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know | |||
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"I’ll take a coffee please
Yes sir 🫡☕"Those manners will get you everywhere with me | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood? Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know "It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood? Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know
It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream "Ask the ice cream man for it, he'll give you the good stuff | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe Monkeys blood? Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know
It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream "Ohhhhhhh 😂😂😂 | |||
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"A bacon sandwich served with that smile would actually be perfection right now! Yummy!
I'll reopen the kitchen for you "With that kind of service why would I go anywhere else! 😋 | |||
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"I'll take a 99. Like a 69 but you have a flake up your arse 🤣🤣🤣 I see no objections "You know me. Id rather eat it 😂 | |||
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"A bacon sandwich served with that smile would actually be perfection right now! Yummy!
I'll reopen the kitchen for you
With that kind of service why would I go anywhere else! 😋
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘" Now there's a good idea! I might get one for myself so yours makes it to you in one piece 😜😅 | |||
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊 I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘 Now there's a good idea! I might get one for myself so yours makes it to you in one piece 😜😅" No pinching my flake 🤪🤪 | |||
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"I'll take a 99. Like a 69 but you have a flake up your arse 🤣🤣🤣 I see no objections
You know me. Id rather eat it 😂"Thats a understatement🤦 | |||
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"Working hard in the garden, can I also put in an ice cream request 🫶🏻" I think Joes done a runner with the ice creams 👀 | |||
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"Clicks finger put the kettle on!!! "Breaks said fingers | |||
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"Right Wolves.......... One HUGE black tea please....quick dunk of the bag. No sugar . No milk. And put it in a quiet spot ....... i'm logging off. " Coming right up GC. The kitchens closed but I'll make an exception for you | |||
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"Clicks finger put the kettle on!!!
Breaks said fingers "😂 | |||
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"Clicks finger put the kettle on!!!
Breaks said fingers "Kicks up.arse | |||
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