FabSwingers.com forum: Toast

By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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8 weeks ago

East Sussex

How do you take yours?

I like it pale brown, not too crunchy, thickly spread with salted butter that hasn't melted completely.

I only like marmalade on it if it's accompanied by very hot and strong coffee. Marmite is occasionally acceptable but never jam.

Baked beans or an egg are a lunch time accompaniment I think 🤔

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By *ino200Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

I like mine close to burnt with butter not melted just on its own but definitely not with marmite oh and strong coffee

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Dark brown. Almost burnt. Or ‘toasted’ as o like to call it. Salted butter melted into toast, Seville orange marmalade. Accompanied by coffee and silence

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By *WB85Man
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

White bread.

Toasted medium.

Left to go cold before buttering.

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Medium brown white toast

Lots of nicely salted butter that’s melting into the still warm toast

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By *rispy KremeMan
8 weeks ago

wolves

Light brown, butter with strong black coffee no milk no sugar mmmmmm!

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

Tiger bread, lightly toasted. Butter. Marmalade. Occasionally banana and peanut butter in place of marmalade.

I am a bit of a toast fiend, as my size will testify

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

i love toast not to pale,, followed by a couple of poached eggs

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
8 weeks ago

The Ramtops

"Tiger bread, lightly toasted. Butter. Marmalade. Occasionally banana and peanut butter in place of marmalade.

I am a bit of a toast fiend, as my size will testify

Ooh yes I can absolutely concur

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

Seeded toast. Medium toasted. Really good butter applied when it's a bit cooler. Lemon curd or morello cherry jam.

Or dippy eggs. With soldiers. Liberal application of butter.

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By *awtybikerMan
8 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Medium brown toasted white bread usually with just butter.

Although I am partial to peanut butter or Nutella occasionally too

Beans on toast with a fried egg on top makes a good lunch option too

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Medium to well done - not burnt though. Mostly have it with just butter, and I like dunking it in my cup of tea

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Also partial to smashed avocado and poached eggs

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Medium to well done - not burnt though. Mostly have it with just butter, and I like dunking it in my cup of tea

Toast in tea omg just when i thought you cant get any worse🤢

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By *tillNewbiesCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Basically, warm bread for me

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Light/medium brown, but definitely toasted rather than just warm bread. With butter on top

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"Also partial to smashed avocado and poached eggs "

With crispy bacon…heaven.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Medium to well done - not burnt though. Mostly have it with just butter, and I like dunking it in my cup of tea

Toast in tea omg just when i thought you cant get any worse🤢"

Cheeky shit

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Also partial to smashed avocado and poached eggs

With crispy bacon…heaven. "

Im not a massive bacon fan but I can see that working 🤤

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Crunchy, gotta be crunchy. My son has warm bread and it makes me sad.

Mrs TMN

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Fuck that you wrongun ill enjoy my toast and drink my tea...btw have you made it yet!!!

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By *lemFandango88Woman
8 weeks ago

Thirsk

"Hello Stephen, can you hear me?"

Iykyk

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By *offiacoolWoman
8 weeks ago

Alsager

I prefer mega think white bread toasted lightly, but the food police in healthcare make me eat wholemeal bread. Melted proper salted butter. Skinny jam (97% reduced sugar jam), blackcurrant or raspberry 😋

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By *actile TensionMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex

There are so many favourable scenarios I don't no where I begin!

If I could only pick one and I hope this counts, it would a plain white bread fried in a mix of salted butter and olive oil to a crisp, on top a runny yoked poached egg and a couple of juicy plum tomatoes.

Crucially you must allow it to stand until the toast has absorbed an appropriate amount of tomato juice and is on the cusp of becoming malleable. Left too long and you have a soggy mess on your hands

🍞🍳🍅

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By *apua New GuineaMan
8 weeks ago

nearby

Costa do my favourite, brown/granary not too well done, with butter, perfect.

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8 weeks ago

Seedy bread, well cooked with Bertolli spread on it, though occasionally jam or marmalade, but never with the Bertolli.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

Medium brown. Soft and crunchy. Depending on my mood; jam, pistachio spread, biscoff spread, marmalade or just butter.

Or I fold the toast and dip it in tea/coffee.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Ideally if I'm eating it on its own or just with some jam or marmalade - mid brown, lashings of proper butter on it ASAP so it melts into the toast and goes a bit soggy with it

If I'm having it as part of a sarnie or something, I try not to make it soggy

Don't eat a lot of it these days sadly.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Very thick cut, golden brown, buttered and then as much Nutella as I can get away with 🤤

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like it mid-brown, tanned as it were.

Butter goes straight on so that it melts into the toast.

….and now I’m rendered hungry 😵‍💫

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

On a plate. Piled high. with me in solitary confinement.

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By *assy69Man
8 weeks ago

Wales/Sussex

"How do you take yours?

I like it pale brown, not too crunchy, thickly spread with salted butter that hasn't melted completely.

I only like marmalade on it if it's accompanied by very hot and strong coffee. Marmite is occasionally acceptable but never jam.

Baked beans or an egg are a lunch time accompaniment I think 🤔"

I like mine toasted to a nice golden brown, then left to cool before I butter it (hate the butter melting and soaking through the bread) and then topped with honey

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor

Lightly toasted, butter melted in, has to be hot. I stand and eat it by the toaster while the other slice awaits it's fate.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
8 weeks ago

Didcot

Thickly buttered, cut into soldiers and dipped in a runny boiled egg.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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8 weeks ago

Central

I generally like it so it's not close to biscuit like texture, meaning it's light brown. Whilst I'd like salted butter, I have unsalted and a fairly generous amount of it but not dribbling levels.

It's a simple pleasure in life

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By *hefirewithinMan
8 weeks ago

Could be next door

Whole grain bread with a little bit of butter, poached egg on top ….. great start to the day

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Cheshire

Brown bread, well toasted, butter and strawberry jam topping.

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By *e-OptimistMan
8 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Medium browned sourdough with Pip and Nut sweet and salty peanut butter.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
8 weeks ago

andover

Lightly toasted, small amount of butter and a massive kebab on the side 🤤

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

""Hello Stephen, can you hear me?"

Iykyk"

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

Golden, real butter, strawberry jam

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By *ou only live onceMan
8 weeks ago

London

Golden, evenly toasted all over on both sides. Lots of salted butter.

Marmalade if I want a fruity spread. M&S' blonde chocolate spread for a sweet fix.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Wholemeal super seeded with butter and course mushroom pate and loads of salt. If i run out of pate then very thin spread of marmite

Or for dinner, cheesy beans on toast

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

oh and i like it medium

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Medium to well done - not burnt though. Mostly have it with just butter, and I like dunking it in my cup of tea

Ditto for me my tea and toast twin!

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By *ina678Woman
8 weeks ago

None

Medium/ well toasted with butter and Knorr Aromat seasoning...

Or marmite.

Or burntish toast with butter, sliced fresh tomatoes, salt and pepper....

Here's to the salty snacks!

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By *evilinyouMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Medium well done. Salted butter. Marmite (drops mike, walks of into the sunset)

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By *omeotherguyMan
8 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Lightly toasted, tons of verybsalted butter. Bread is thickly sliced.

Done.

Jam is for English breakfast Muffins.

Eggs go on crumpets with 7kg of butter.

Love toasted focaccia too, with sundried tomato, mozerrella and cured meats.

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By *eading beddingMan
8 weeks ago

Berks

Medium rare, with good quality butter e.g. Kerrygold

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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8 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Lightly toasted, tons of verybsalted butter. Bread is thickly sliced.

Done.

Jam is for English breakfast Muffins.

Eggs go on crumpets with 7kg of butter.

Love toasted focaccia too, with sundried tomato, mozerrella and cured meats."

7kg of butter made me laugh . I once put so much butter on my toast that someone thought it was cheese

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

I like mine a bit well done but not burnt

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over

Like mine well done, a bit if nice butter and some orange marmalade or honey. Egg on toadtvis nice and so is a toasted bacon sandwich

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