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You're stranded in the Amazon Rainforest with the user above. What is the first thing you're doing?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
6 hours ago

North West

Let's see who is stranded with me.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol


"Let's see who is stranded with me."

Feeding him to the locals

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
6 hours ago

North West


"Let's see who is stranded with me.

Feeding him to the locals "

Oiiiiiio wtf 😪😪

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 hours ago

La La Land

Use him as a human javelin to spear my tea for tonight

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By *lephantisMan
6 hours ago

Oxford

Building a fire first. Warmth, protection from wild animals, and cooking.

Then founding a new religion among the local tribes.

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By *recticWoman
6 hours ago

taunton

Licking a suspicious looking frog

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
6 hours ago

North West


"Licking a suspicious looking frog "

Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters

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By *esirableencountersMan
6 hours ago

NorthEast

Helping him find his shirt

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Licking a suspicious looking frog

Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters "

Asking if he happens to have Bear Grylls number….

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol


"Helping him find his shirt "

Tell him what rotten luck on his first day

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By *kphooey43Man
6 hours ago

Barnet


"Helping him find his shirt

Tell him what rotten luck on his first day "

Tell him to cover up or the midges will bite him.

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By *hilly1515Man
6 hours ago

ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
6 hours ago

North West


"Helping him find his shirt

Tell him what rotten luck on his first day

Tell him to cover up or the midges will bite him."

Tell him to stop splashing around in the water or he will draw attention to us

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By *recticWoman
6 hours ago

taunton


"Licking a suspicious looking frog

Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters

Asking if he happens to have Bear Grylls number…."

Absolutely not! He’s gonna have me sleeping in a skinned anaconda. I’m a Ray Mears woman. He’ll have me a villa fully staffed and Netflix set up in no time. I think he’s even sorted an Aperol Spritz

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 hours ago

Cumbria


"Helping him find his shirt

Tell him what rotten luck on his first day

Tell him to cover up or the midges will bite him.

Tell him to stop splashing around in the water or he will draw attention to us "

Chop him up and use him as bait

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By *recticWoman
6 hours ago

taunton


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me "
I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar! "

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

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By *hilly1515Man
6 hours ago


"Licking a suspicious looking frog

Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters

Asking if he happens to have Bear Grylls number….

Absolutely not! He’s gonna have me sleeping in a skinned anaconda. I’m a Ray Mears woman. He’ll have me a villa fully staffed and Netflix set up in no time. I think he’s even sorted an Aperol Spritz "

kick Hk in the say I think its you it's smiling at then do a runner .. to hotel Ray mears.. sorry Hk it's survival.

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By *hilly1515Man
6 hours ago


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫"

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
6 hours ago

North West


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant ."

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads "

Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
6 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

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By *onin25Man
5 hours ago

Durham


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That. "

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead "

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
5 hours ago

Bristol


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁"

Using his pecs as bongos

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 hours ago

your hotlist


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

Using his pecs as bongos "

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

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By *morousCouple8Couple
5 hours ago

Cumbria


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance "

Bum her

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
5 hours ago

North West


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

Bum her"

Use the bum as a shield

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 hours ago

Bristol


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

Bum her

Use the bum as a shield "

Let him choose what he’s using for the blow dart pipe 🤔

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By *hilly1515Man
5 hours ago


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

Bum her

Use the bum as a shield "

out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh

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By *uy445Man
5 hours ago

braintree

I’m way too practical for this. Im making a way to collect drinking water

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By *ig and MangoCouple
5 hours ago

Burnley


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

We'd be Building a shelter lol

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

Bum her

Use the bum as a shield out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh"

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By *aitonelMan
5 hours ago

Liverpool


"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.

I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead

I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁

We'd be Building a shelter lol

Using his pecs as bongos

Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance

Bum her

Use the bum as a shield out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh "

It's okay. I'll say it so you don't have to. I dont have a fucking clue what he said either.

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By *recticWoman
5 hours ago

taunton


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads

Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count? "

That’s you on a watchlist

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 hours ago

Bristol


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads

Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?

That’s you on a watchlist "

It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷‍♂️

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By *morousCouple8Couple
5 hours ago

Cumbria


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads

Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?

That’s you on a watchlist

It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷‍♂️ "

Ask him to reach the fruits that I can’t so I can make us a fruit salad

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 hours ago

Bristol


" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!

Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵‍💫

I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .

Tell him to not lick any bloody toads

Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?

That’s you on a watchlist

It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷‍♂️

Ask him to reach the fruits that I can’t so I can make us a fruit salad "

Start calling them AmazonorousCouple

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By *nnCeeWoman
5 hours ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Start calling them AmazonorousCouple "

Set him up as a tripod for some use or other...

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By *eroLondonMan
4 hours ago

Mayfair

Kissing her. It's been a while. 🩶

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Kissing her. It's been a while. 🩶"

Ah ha! Nero is highly eloquent. If we encounter a hostile Amazonian tribe, maybe I’ll let him talk us out of any nefarious and possibly even cannibalistic plans they may have for us (and at any rate, whilst Nero is negotiating, I’ll run away) 😁👍🏻

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
3 hours ago

North West


"Kissing her. It's been a while. 🩶

Ah ha! Nero is highly eloquent. If we encounter a hostile Amazonian tribe, maybe I’ll let him talk us out of any nefarious and possibly even cannibalistic plans they may have for us (and at any rate, whilst Nero is negotiating, I’ll run away) 😁👍🏻"

Watch Nero speak to an Amazonian tribal chief and be in awe.

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By *lephantisMan
3 hours ago

Oxford

Cook piranha wrapped in banana leaves, and perhaps begin fermenting some palm wine.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 hours ago

North Welsh Borders


"Cook piranha wrapped in banana leaves, and perhaps begin fermenting some palm wine."

Watching and waiting for dinner, hope there is snacks on this island

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By *eactionloverMan
3 hours ago

Kent

Probably trying to hide my erection

Before working up a sweat

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 hours ago

West Yorkshire

Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators

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By *otopaxiMan
3 hours ago

nostalgia


"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators"

Pulling his pants up!

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By *hams123Man
3 hours ago

London


"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators

Pulling his pants up!"

Build a shelter together.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 hours ago


"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators

Pulling his pants up!

Build a shelter together."

pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators

Pulling his pants up!

Build a shelter together.

pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly "

Let’s light a fire 😁👍🏻

I don’t know why, but they always light a fire - even in high temperatures 😵‍💫

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By *andleit1980Man
2 hours ago

BRISTOL

Finally realising that its abs and not boobs

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By *hilly1515Man
2 hours ago


"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators

Pulling his pants up!

Build a shelter together.

pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly

Let’s light a fire 😁👍🏻

I don’t know why, but they always light a fire - even in high temperatures 😵‍💫"

I don't suppose you know if tigers can climb trees do you ?

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By *hilly1515Man
2 hours ago


"Finally realising that its abs and not boobs"

don't mock him he can make fire ... its getting dark and I feel really scared

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