FabSwingers.com forum: What's the strangest thing you do when you're alone and no one is looking?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Confess here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to myself and answer myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck the hairs from my big toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my dinner plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pick my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.

i also do interviews on famous people.

i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!

dont ask...i like my world haha!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Strange lot.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sing into any object to hand... was a new vibrator this afternoon

its been a 500ml bottle of drink before, hairbrush, remote control lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sing into any object to hand... was a new vibrator this afternoon

its been a 500ml bottle of drink before, hairbrush, remote control lol "

you do concerts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange lot.......

No the strange lot are the ones that daren't answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

before or after brushing your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk to myself and answer myself"

I do this

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

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Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Strange lot.......

No the strange lot are the ones that daren't answer

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Notice I haven't yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sing into any object to hand... was a new vibrator this afternoon

its been a 500ml bottle of drink before, hairbrush, remote control lol

you do concerts too

omg yes,, i rock wembly and the 02 at every chance i get

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?

Minty fresh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Talk to myself...I have to say its not the first sign of madness and is perfectly normal to do...it's when you hear voices in your head you have to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?

new meaning to the saying...

welcome to the pearly white gates..enterrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!"

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Strange lot.......

No the strange lot are the ones that daren't answer

how true is that

keeps stumb

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

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Diamond or your arsehole ring?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?

new meaning to the saying...

welcome to the pearly white gates..enterrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

Ex-squueze me ! Your ring!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance with the dog, he jumps up and puts him front paws on my shoulder's and we dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not while watching gay porn I may add

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

cant belive ppl havent heard of that but wounder how many are running off to try lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

Ex-squueze me ! Your ring!!"

lol the piercing

my lifes just one big barrel of laughs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"not while watching gay porn I may add

you sure now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush

What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!

yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice

now that read sooo funny! laughing away at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not while watching gay porn I may add

you sure now

yeah, he's not gay

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I check my hair for any white hairs, then pull them out if I find any. It really hurts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not while watching gay porn I may add

you sure now

yeah, he's not gay

But his boyfriend is

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By *ovecpl69Couple
over a year ago

london

flick my bean

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Floss

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shake my ass to country music....and let out an appropriate yeeeehaawwwwww when required.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"log in here..."

pervert

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.

i also do interviews on famous people.

i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!

dont ask...i like my world haha!!

I can't relate to the above at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was disappointingly tame miss-tress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.

i also do interviews on famous people.

i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!

dont ask...i like my world haha!!

I can't relate to the above at all!

YAY..new i wasnt the only one who does this...ya mentallll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to imitate hotties and ryans pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When alone i try things ive thort of during the week but i always put a shopping channel on coz it makes me laugh to think there trying to sell me a steam hoover and im sticking things down my japs eye

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When alone i try things ive thort of during the week but i always put a shopping channel on coz it makes me laugh to think there trying to sell me a steam hoover and im sticking things down my japs eye

I don't think it's a good idea to stick a steam hoover anywhere near your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gemstones last week just gave me ideas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The gemstones last week just gave me ideas

They go through your special single penis eye to get stones out. I hear it's very painful.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Drink the milk directly from the bottle

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Tried to imitate hotties and ryans pics

Oh yes, where is the hottie version?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Pluck the hairs from my big toes

Feckin knew you had hobbit in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch a load of "sad" tv

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Well that was disappointingly tame miss-tress!"

The question is when I'm alone...now when I have a sub playmate hanging by chains from brackets...that's a whole different ball of wax!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was disappointingly tame miss-tress!

The question is when I'm alone...now when I have a sub playmate hanging by chains from brackets...that's a whole different ball of wax!

Haha love this reply

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Turn all the pans upside down and whack out a rendition of the Hawaii 5-0 theme tune.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Turn all the pans upside down and whack out a rendition of the Hawaii 5-0 theme tune. "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would say talk to myself, or dance and sing to my tunes.

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