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"Not a TV, obviously, but let me know if you want your poohol scratched." From you Felix, I would be honoured. Shall I bend over or squat? | |||
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"I'm just here to troll to keep the thread bumped for you until the other TVs decide to do their thing and drop by. The fuck are they anyway? Like buses they are! " TVs are not reliable people... They're way too busy turning their bathrooms in to a bomb site | |||
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"How are you? Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back? Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you? Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas? Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig? " Good No Yes Yes No Yes | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through " Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? " Great sound quality on mine though 👍 | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? " I've squeezed 50" in to my room | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? Great sound quality on mine though 👍" Lies! Even the most expensive TVs have terrible speakers and even worse positioning on them! Soundbars and sound systems required. | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room " Is it a big room? | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? Great sound quality on mine though 👍 Lies! Even the most expensive TVs have terrible speakers and even worse positioning on them! Soundbars and sound systems required. " You can improve the performance of your TV by turning it on. Also mounting it in an optimal position makes a big difference. | |||
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"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her " Read my mind 😔 | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? " No it's remarkably tight | |||
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"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her " I was just thinking that I miss Jennie. I still have my “What would Jennie do?” keyring ❤️ | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight " Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? " It's hung... But there's a few screws loose | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room " Mines only 40" boy do I feel inadequate | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose " You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean | |||
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" Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? " Every month 😆 | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean " Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience " Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits " I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry " What's the Energy rating? | |||
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"How are you? Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back? Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you? Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas? Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig? " none of the above actually.... I've not actually been trannied up since Friday night before last when I went out and I'll be getting trannied up again this Sunday when I have a meet..I tend not to bother otherwise more than happy to spend my days in full time punk rock loser mode..😹 | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry What's the Energy rating? " Solid D | |||
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"How are you? Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back? Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you? Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas? Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig? none of the above actually.... I've not actually been trannied up since Friday night before last when I went out and I'll be getting trannied up again this Sunday when I have a meet..I tend not to bother otherwise more than happy to spend my days in full time punk rock loser mode..😹" This is not good enough Robyn... You're making the rest of us look like baseless degenerates | |||
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"God bless the TVs and all they go through Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? I've squeezed 50" in to my room Is it a big room? No it's remarkably tight Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? It's hung... But there's a few screws loose You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry What's the Energy rating? Solid D" Oh! Better than most these days, most seem to be minimal performance for max energy. Multiple ports? | |||
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"Not a TV, obviously, but let me know if you want your poohol scratched. From you Felix, I would be honoured. Shall I bend over or squat?" You flatter me, Jo ❤️ I like it when you bend so let’s start there. I may get distracted… | |||
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"How are you? Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back? Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you? Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas? Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig? " I’m absolutely fantastic I get waxed so takes a while to grow back and slow enough so no itch I did stick a old pic up for a laugh ( probably put more people off ) £20 wouldn’t buy a gstring these days so I’ll stick with what I already have I skipped the sauna as the makeup melts off I’ve just spent 20 mins trying out a eye look to see if it would work , the action man looked like the googly eyed one by time I’d finished ( only did one eye ) Xxxx | |||
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"How are you? Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back? Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you? Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash? Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas? Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig? " I have spent most of the morning looking at cheap slutty outfits but have not bitten the bullet simply because, what if it looks awful Butthole will be shaved later tonight No, I don’t particularly like penis No make up could cover this mug | |||
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"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her I was just thinking that I miss Jennie. I still have my “What would Jennie do?” keyring ❤️" That was my thought too. Always enjoyed Jenni's posts and have noticed Davina is not here and Micky Maraschino .... and one or two others - NOT because they are T.V.'s ... just because they were people that had life and personality ( have life ) think I might have just killed them. | |||
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"And Robyn Graves.... them too .. could always rely on a little dark sarcasm/reality from Robyn. " Miss Robyn did drop in briefly | |||
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