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By *WB85 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Lets learn random facts about each other.

I will begin.

I've had more sexual partners since I've been married. (Obviously she knows....we're both on here).

The wife was my first.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

I used to play the violin and guitar, and I was in a samba/bhangra fusion percussion band at high school

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I can get away with murder muhahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I can play three blind mice on the recorder

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By *ookie46Woman
8 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I hold a world record

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
8 weeks ago

Chester

I have all my makeup tattooed on

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By *uy445Man
8 weeks ago

braintree

I have been lucky enough to take an ex Victoria secret model out on a jet ski and also on swimming trips

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
8 weeks ago

hexham

I was in my school gymnastics team when it came fourth in the English northern schools gymnastics competition!

There were only four schools entered teams !

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I hold a world record "

Me too!

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By *illabongboy1971Man
8 weeks ago

Peebles area

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

I'm related to someone who has been on very popular tv shows.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

I'm permanently tanned.

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm related to someone who has been on very popular tv shows."

Not Jimmy is it? 🤨

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I own a penis 😃👍🏻

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"I own a penis 😃👍🏻"

Nice. Mine is on finance.

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
8 weeks ago

Debauchery

I’m a closet geek 🤓🤭

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By *aven RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool x

My hair has been dyed for more years than I had my natural hair colour x

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
8 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm officially (not officially) the sexiest guy using the site. There was an award ceremony organised by myself, and I was the only participant. I also grew the heaviest onion at my allotment in 2023, a local competition.

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By *he MinionMan
8 weeks ago

Surrey


"I’m a closet geek 🤓🤭"

I could build a closet but unlike you, I know very little about them. 😉

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet

I've spent 17 years of my life living abroad in six different countries.

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By *reolush98Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm 500 years old

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By *he MinionMan
8 weeks ago

Surrey

Medically speaking.

I have 10 fingers and no thumbs 👎

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m left handed

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By *orders-cplCouple
8 weeks ago

middx cpl

i finaly manged dv after yrs of trying (yay)

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By *ollysgonelookingWoman
8 weeks ago

Caernarfon

I have different colour eyes

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

I only have one kidney

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Medically speaking.

I have 10 fingers and no thumbs 👎"

Does that mean fisting is still classed as fingering for you?

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By *ixonButtsMan
8 weeks ago

North West

I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London


"Medically speaking.

I have 10 fingers and no thumbs 👎

Does that mean fisting is still classed as fingering for you?

"

😂😂

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
8 weeks ago

Leeds

I really like bird watching 😅

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By *he MinionMan
8 weeks ago

Surrey


"Medically speaking.

I have 10 fingers and no thumbs 👎

Does that mean fisting is still classed as fingering for you?

"

My hands still make fists but i guess you could call it either 🤛

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk "

So was I!

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By *rLothbrokMan
8 weeks ago

Lancs/North Wales

I was part of a humanitarian aid mission and appeared on BBC world news in connection with it.

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By *aomilatteCouple
8 weeks ago

Midlands

We're so posh we get our groceries delivered twice a week 🚛

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By *eeNKayCouple
8 weeks ago

Stockport

T has sung in the Albert Hall

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Tonbridge

We both have music degrees.

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
8 weeks ago

Leicestershire

I was in a completely one-sided beef (on their side) with a random Apple Podcasts reviewer. He hated me on a podcast I joined, and proceeded to leave bad reviews on several others, specifically citing my presence on individual episodes, as the reason for the 1* review

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By *ixonButtsMan
8 weeks ago

North West


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!"

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
8 weeks ago

hexham

Right !

This is getting real now!

I have been personal security for Leo Sayer and Torah Wilcox ( not at the same time ! )

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Ive assisted kate and william at the baftas

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"[Removed by poster at 22/04/26 10:41:11]"

Ps5?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I have competed at the Scottish National Championships in 5 different sports

And that is just a fraction of the vanilla things I’ve done

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
8 weeks ago

marlborough

Sean Bean bought me a pint at a wedding.

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8 weeks ago


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?"

I was also a Rescue Diver. PADI qualified before completing my Instructor badges before getting involved in TECH Diving

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By *hickfreaknessMan
8 weeks ago

Torquay

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By *tarlightvoyager21Man
8 weeks ago

London

I'm love ergonomic keyboards

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

One of my testicles is somewhere in Afghanistan. Still dont know where, I mean for all i know a local goat could have ate it by now 😂

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By *actile TensionMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex

I actively search for samples within songs, find the originals and listen to them instead

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
8 weeks ago

Hampshire

I was on the radio at age 13 failing abysmally at a music quiz.

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By *adoldmeMan
8 weeks ago

, Braintree

I can juggle and have a license to marry people in New York City.

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By *hilly1515Man
8 weeks ago

I can bend my thumbs at right angles over the back of my hands

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"One of my testicles is somewhere in Afghanistan. Still dont know where, I mean for all i know a local goat could have ate it by now 😂"

🙈🤣🤣🤣

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I am blind without my glasses.. 🤓

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By *hilly1515Man
8 weeks ago

guess I won't be having spaghetti and meat balls for lunch after reading that

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

In my 20’s when I was A LOT slimmer I appeared in nuts and zoo magazine

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
8 weeks ago

Horley

I once saw someone who used to be in “The Bill”, in Redhill town centre

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

I have Venus dimples, a chin dimple and cheek dimples.

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"I have Venus dimples, a chin dimple and cheek dimples."

That reminds me... I haVe ass dimples 😂 😂

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

I have a birthmark on my shoulder that looks like a small kiss

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

I can suck my own tits. Mx 😈

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor


"I have Venus dimples, a chin dimple and cheek dimples."

Had to Google, now I know my dimples are called Venus dimples!

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By *WB85 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

This thread has highlighted how awesome we all are.

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor

Any fact I can think of is too identifying so I'll go with "My name is PinkShy, and I still cannot eyeball pasta portions. If I'm cooking pasta, we are all having pasta."

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By *ed FlameWoman
8 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

I danced for the queen & got to meet her briefly.

Xx

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"This thread has highlighted how awesome we all are.

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It really has

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By *NMattMan
8 weeks ago

Northampton

I’ve featured in a popular motoring tv show

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland


"One of my testicles is somewhere in Afghanistan. Still dont know where, I mean for all i know a local goat could have ate it by now 😂

🙈🤣🤣🤣"

Thanks for laughing at my miss fortune 😂😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

I grew up in Africa, the Middle East and the Far East

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

My family roots are French but only as far back as 1066.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I can blow bubbles off my tongue.

And I don't mean Michael Jackson's chimp

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"One of my testicles is somewhere in Afghanistan. Still dont know where, I mean for all i know a local goat could have ate it by now 😂

🙈🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for laughing at my miss fortune 😂😂😂"

You can always rely on me 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

I used to be Peter Andre.

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By *yclinghardMan
8 weeks ago

Winchester

I eat sausages with brown sauce and marmalade

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Any fact I can think of is too identifying so I'll go with "My name is PinkShy, and I still cannot eyeball pasta portions. If I'm cooking pasta, we are all having pasta.""

It is a skill to be able to do exactly one portion.

Same with rice and don't even get me started on cous cous

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Most of my clothes are actually dry

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I used to be Peter Andre."

Does that make you a Mysterious Girl? 🤔

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By *andlerMan
8 weeks ago

harrogate

I’m a time traveller! True !

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I was once filmed having a job interview for a popular show at the time.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland


"I was once filmed having a job interview for a popular show at the time. "

Faketaxi by any chance? 😂😂

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By *regen1000Man
8 weeks ago

Erith

I once won a TV gameshow hosted by Terry Wogan.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Another little penis comes out of my jap eye, just like the Xenomorphs tongue.

The mr

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I was once filmed having a job interview for a popular show at the time.

Faketaxi by any chance? 😂😂"

I don't even know what that is, but I'm guessing it's an insult 🤪🤣🤣

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Another little penis comes out of my jap eye, just like the Xenomorphs tongue.

The mr "

😂😂 I myself ejaculate Xenomorph face huggers; you should see the look of surprise on women’s faces when the little buggers suddenly pop out and attach themselves to their faces 😜

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I was once filmed having a job interview for a popular show at the time.

Faketaxi by any chance? 😂😂

I don't even know what that is, but I'm guessing it's an insult 🤪🤣🤣"

Of course

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?"

PADI

No I stopped when I became t1 diabetic. The risks to others not just myself became too scary to contemplate. I miss it

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London


"I grew up in Africa, the Middle East and the Far East "

Were you trafficked?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
8 weeks ago

London

I have never broken a bone.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London


"I have never broken a bone. "

Same. Have you heard of the broken bone theory?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I grew up in Africa, the Middle East and the Far East

Were you trafficked?"

Surprisingly enough.. no

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By *m just me 78Man
8 weeks ago

Preston

I've never had a tooth filling or any taken out and I'm 47

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I have appeared on ITV4 while working as a marshal at a motor racing event.

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By *ellsOMan
8 weeks ago

hull

I did work experience as a 15 year old in a circus helping the clowns

I was taught to juggle (I still can) and ride a unicycle (I can't anymore)

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By *007ManMan
8 weeks ago

Worthing

I am like James Bond....from today.

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By *egnMaxCouple
8 weeks ago

East Midlands

We took some (considerable) time off work and travelled right around the world.

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

i can play the spoons

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By *inner ManMan
8 weeks ago

Hull & East Riding

I’m related to English royalty

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

Hm…

I’m left handed

And Spanish is my fist language.

Y ya.

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By *m just me 78Man
8 weeks ago

Preston


"I am like James Bond....from today. "

Presumed dead?🤔😂 if you've watched no time to die you'll understand ✌🏻😂

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By *d mirerMan
8 weeks ago

lost

I have Lemmys mobile number

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!


"Hm…

I’m left handed

And Spanish is my fist language.

Y ya. "

FIRST language.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I have never broken a bone.

Same. Have you heard of the broken bone theory?"

m

As another non bike breaker - what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I have a secret Mistress. Well not so secret now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

My left testicle is bigger than the right one.

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By *hilly1515Man
8 weeks ago


"Hm…

I’m left handed

And Spanish is my fist language.

Y ya. "

Tu Hablas espaniol... donde vive

as you will of deducted its not my first language .

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By *lark_KentMan
8 weeks ago

here and there

I can ride a unicycle

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I was once the youngest publican in my county

Mr 🐺

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
8 weeks ago

London


"I have never broken a bone.

Same. Have you heard of the broken bone theory?"

I haven’t.

Considering this is Fab, is it safe to google?

🤔

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!


"I have never broken a bone.

Same. Have you heard of the broken bone theory?m

As another non bike breaker - what is it?"

I never had until 18 months ago. Then I went and shot my tibia and fibula into lots of little pieces

Please be careful out there guys x

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By *ouseblendMan
8 weeks ago

Carshalton

I ran a half marathon in my wifes underwear. No PB sadly so a one off

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By *NMattMan
8 weeks ago

Northampton


"I ran a half marathon in my wifes underwear. No PB sadly so a one off "

Did she know?

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By *ouseblendMan
8 weeks ago

Carshalton


"I ran a half marathon in my wifes underwear. No PB sadly so a one off

Did she know? "

Of course, absolutely no fun hiding things like that from her

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Any fact I can think of is too identifying so I'll go with "My name is PinkShy, and I still cannot eyeball pasta portions. If I'm cooking pasta, we are all having pasta."

It is a skill to be able to do exactly one portion.

Same with rice and don't even get me started on cous cous "

😂 when you bring Quinoa into the mix, it's just chaos.

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor


"I ran a half marathon in my wifes underwear. No PB sadly so a one off "

Was she still wearing it? Is this like a 3-legged race marathon?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

I write with my left hand but I throw, catch and wank with my right - I don’t do all of those things together 😛

K

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By *ouseblendMan
8 weeks ago

Carshalton


"I ran a half marathon in my wifes underwear. No PB sadly so a one off

Was she still wearing it? Is this like a 3-legged race marathon?"

There's a crude joke in there about a third leg...

But no she was a mere spectator mistly hoping for chaffing so she could donthe whole "told you so"

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Any fact I can think of is too identifying so I'll go with "My name is PinkShy, and I still cannot eyeball pasta portions. If I'm cooking pasta, we are all having pasta."

It is a skill to be able to do exactly one portion.

Same with rice and don't even get me started on cous cous

😂 when you bring Quinoa into the mix, it's just chaos."

Honestly!

Like the smaller it is the harder it gets.. or something like that..

Wait that doesn't sound right..

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By *ordladMan
8 weeks ago

wrexham

I've saved 3 people from a house fire

I've saved one chap by kicking in his front door and doing cpr til paramedics arrived .

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I have no interesting facts, I am positively boring.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I have no interesting facts, I am positively boring. "

I find that fascinating

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland


"I have no interesting facts, I am positively boring. "

The more you comment on these threads like that, the more I get curious about you!

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By *awtybikerMan
8 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I failed an RAF medical because of a hernia I didn’t even know I had

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I am a published poet,also represented England in athletics at youth level

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By *hat.coupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Kent

I have a very long tongue, I can pretty much lick my own elbow. And I have 40 inch outside leg.

Mrs x

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport


"I can play three blind mice on the recorder "

I can do that too.

Plus London's burning.

We could be the entertainment at swinging events!

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By *evilinyouMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

If you join up all the freckles, spots and blemishes on my body in a elaborate dot to dot I'd look like a human doodle

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport


"I have Lemmys mobile number "

He died years ago though.

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By *ixonButtsMan
8 weeks ago

North West


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?

PADI

No I stopped when I became t1 diabetic. The risks to others not just myself became too scary to contemplate. I miss it "

Awww no, Im genuinely sorry to hear that.Hard thing to do, having giving up a passion. I havnt been myself for about 10 year now. The dive club i was with disbanded and i just kind of stopped at some point. Definitely not because i became a blue water diver and wussed out of cold dark quarry diving

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?

PADI

No I stopped when I became t1 diabetic. The risks to others not just myself became too scary to contemplate. I miss it

Awww no, Im genuinely sorry to hear that.Hard thing to do, having giving up a passion. I havnt been myself for about 10 year now. The dive club i was with disbanded and i just kind of stopped at some point. Definitely not because i became a blue water diver and wussed out of cold dark quarry diving "

lol that cold dark quarry is now sadly closed

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By *ixonButtsMan
8 weeks ago

North West


"I was once one of the youngest rescue divers in the uk

So was I!

no way. PADI or BSAC? I got to rescue diver in PADI then had to swap to BSAC for a trip to egypt. Do you still dive?

PADI

No I stopped when I became t1 diabetic. The risks to others not just myself became too scary to contemplate. I miss it

Awww no, Im genuinely sorry to hear that.Hard thing to do, having giving up a passion. I havnt been myself for about 10 year now. The dive club i was with disbanded and i just kind of stopped at some point. Definitely not because i became a blue water diver and wussed out of cold dark quarry diving

lol that cold dark quarry is now sadly closed"

Lol I hope thats a metaphor for no long diving and not a innuendo for other things

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By *octor ProdMan
8 weeks ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosomeCouple
8 weeks ago

lincs

I procrastinate almost every time I need to complete a job.

Mainly by scrolling this forum

I LOVE an excel spreadsheet, I’m a freak in the sheets

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By *evilinyouMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

"

I've never known the man to be wrong 😜 (sorry that's a bit harsh I'm sure your lovely)

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

I had to learn how to walk again when I was 40 after a really bad break of my leg

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By *hinstrapMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield

I was listed in credits for film on imdb

I was right handed until 12 then started using my left.

I hated most green veg until recently. And tried them all and they taste ok

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Ryde

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I touched Jimmy Tarbuck when he was at the opening of a local record shop

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Ryde

I once farted and blew a hole in my pants.

(It was a very old, worn pair of pants, and the hole was pretty small, but I'm still making capital from it over 30 years later!)

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus


"I touched Jimmy Tarbuck when he was at the opening of a local record shop"

Perv 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
8 weeks ago

IPSWICH


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

"

Did he use Orvilles voice? 🤣

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By *antana79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I lived in a cave with a monk in Tibet and I know way too many facts about nettles

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By *hilly1515Man
8 weeks ago

I won the age 10, draw a picture on a paper plate competition at the Blue dolphin caravan park..

my prize a set of coloured pencils

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I taught Banksy everything he knows

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By *exyeyes56Couple
8 weeks ago

Near Bingley

I have 2 webbed toes on each foot.

A famous Yorkshire brewery is in my family

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By *ou345Woman
8 weeks ago

Derby

I once walked up Ben Nevis and got overtaken by a guy with one leg.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I taught Banksy everything he knows"

Thanks for that mate

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By *hinstrapMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield


"I once farted and blew a hole in my pants.

(It was a very old, worn pair of pants, and the hole was pretty small, but I'm still making capital from it over 30 years later!) "

Legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Once lit a fart of fire and burned the stitching out of a brand new pair of Levi 501'a

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

Did he use Orvilles voice? 🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
8 weeks ago

leeds

Still to this day, iv been told im the biggest grower and not a shower. I can prove if anyone wants 😂

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By *ittycenMan
8 weeks ago

south west

I’m named in a book, about an incident I was involved with in Iraq

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By *ohn 66Man
8 weeks ago

South Birmingham

I once scored in a competitive match against someone who was in goal for Liverpool just 3 years later.

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By *oodysr2Man
8 weeks ago

Lanark

Random fact

I fly airplane for fun love visiting all Scottish islands

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

Also had more partners while married than beforehand (Mrs)

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By *ardnutsMan
8 weeks ago

pensby


"I’m a closet geek 🤓🤭"

That would have to be a very big closet or you wouldn't be able to shut the doors

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By *ardnutsMan
8 weeks ago

pensby


"I procrastinate almost every time I need to complete a job.

Mainly by scrolling this forum

I LOVE an excel spreadsheet, I’m a freak in the sheets "

You can get tena pants for that procrastinating lark

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By *assionfruit_ParadiseWoman
8 weeks ago

Newport

I was on come dine with me

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By *om in CyprusMan
8 weeks ago

Ayia Napa


"I'm related to someone who has been on very popular tv shows.

Not Jimmy is it? 🤨 "

sad to say he was a friend to my family and his sister is my godmother

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By *om in CyprusMan
8 weeks ago

Ayia Napa

true fact Benjamin gott from Leeds was the 6th richest man In the world and my great great grandfather

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By *actile TensionMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex


"I was on come dine with me "

Did you get to meet Dave Lamb? Probs my fave narrator of all time

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By *ray_BTWMan
8 weeks ago

Worcester

I used to be a test driver for BMW

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
8 weeks ago

Shefford

I'm a champion tosser!

Caber tosser that is. Won the contest at a Boys' Brigade camp in Scotland way back in 1986!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Aged 12 I survived an assassination attempt by a 747

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I fell down the stairs and was in a coma for three and half weeks

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By *ibkaposes.Woman
8 weeks ago

london and surrey

I’m neurodivergent and my boss still doesn’t know.

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS
8 weeks ago

ross on wye

I once played rugby and ran for the county.

I have been a cuckold most of my life.

I’m bald

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By *othantscoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Northampton

I always sniff my knickers as soon as they come out the washing machine to make sure they smell clean but hubby always sniffs them before they go in 🤣

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By *octor ProdMan
8 weeks ago

Constantly Travelling With Work


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

I've never known the man to be wrong 😜 (sorry that's a bit harsh I'm sure your lovely) "

I did deserve it, and he was pissed

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By *octor ProdMan
8 weeks ago

Constantly Travelling With Work


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

Did he use Orvilles voice? 🤣"

I did ask, but he didn't

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By *eauNaturelMan
8 weeks ago

Malmesbury

I've been air-sea rescued

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By *evilinyouMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) called me a cunt.

I've never known the man to be wrong 😜 (sorry that's a bit harsh I'm sure your lovely)

I did deserve it, and he was pissed"

Haha good on you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I can ride a motorbike but can't drive a car

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By *oung GunnerMan
8 weeks ago

Cleckheaton

I’m a kidney transplant recipient & the 30th of this month will be 17 years since I had the transplant .

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By *igRonnieMan
8 weeks ago

Measham

Play semi professional football

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By *igRonnieMan
8 weeks ago

Measham


"I’m neurodivergent and my boss still doesn’t know. "

Me too, my boss knows though as im self employed 🤣😅

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By *CExeCouple
8 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

I shagged a well known actress and snogged an 80s pop star

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By *WKentladMan
8 weeks ago

Dartford

I appeared for about 2 seconds on the title sequence of an early 'Top Gear' series.

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By *oodysr2Man
8 weeks ago

Lanark

Random fact

I fly airplane for fun love visiting all Scottish islands

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