FabSwingers.com forum: Ageing

Always on the move

As I am ageing like a glass of milk left out in the sun. I will concede that a "birthday week" was probably a bit boisterous of me.

So...its actually today. And with that in mind, senior Fabbers. What do I and the other "youngesters" have to look forward to?

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By *oodoodMan
8 weeks ago

Essex / Suffolk border

Happy birthday young un

Well on fab falling outside of most people's age range preference.

In life a growing hatred of new music and making involuntary noises every time you get up off the sofa. Also FB starts including cremation plans in your newsfeed

Best thing is you don't give a fuck about anything and you're nearer retirement

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By *lue Eyed Joker OP Man
8 weeks ago

Always on the move

I have already found myself looking at the traditional midlife crisis Porsche or Convertible of some sort....Am I too early for that?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
8 weeks ago

Here

I wouldn’t say you’ll find less choice here because of your age, but you will find new opportunities. There are plenty of people looking for more mature members and they’re not all in the older age groups.

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

“Ageing”

At 41?!?!?!?!?

LOOOOOOOL 🤭

I am turning 53 in about 5 weeks. And loving every minute of my journey!

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Happy birthday

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

Sorry, forgot- Happy Birthday! 🎂 🥳

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By *oiluvfunMan
8 weeks ago

Penrith

"As I am ageing like a glass of milk left out in the sun. I will concede that a "birthday week" was probably a bit boisterous of me.

So...its actually today. And with that in mind, senior Fabbers. What do I and the other "youngesters" have to look forward to?"

Well OP, I’ve just been told to “fuck off” for being to old to comment in a ‘30’s to 50’s’ thread this morning, so you can look forward to feeling unwanted 😢

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By *egnMaxCouple
8 weeks ago

East Midlands

When I hit 50 I received a catalogue through the door listing elasticated trousers.

I mean, the cheek!

Though to be fair, they do look quite comfortable 🤭

Max

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By *arriedminxCouple
8 weeks ago

here

Happy birthday!

Wrinkles and things heading south to come….

Don’t forget the 10 minutes it takes to get outta bed…or is that just me?!?

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By *heonixrising500Man
8 weeks ago

Barnsley

I prefer to age like a fine wie i 74 by the way

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By *he MinionMan
8 weeks ago

Surrey

I was told Life begins at 40.

They lied.

It starts at 50 😁

Happy Birthday Young'un 🎂

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Senior fabbers 🤣. Hope you get as much grief as i did for saying middle aged is 30-50 🤣🙈

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Senior fabbers 🤣. Hope you get as much grief as i did for saying middle aged is 30-50 🤣🙈"

Grief for telling the truth!

Happy birthday OP

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By *ookie46Woman
8 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Happy birthday OP

You’re still a spring chicken

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By *oiluvfunMan
8 weeks ago

Penrith

"Senior fabbers 🤣. Hope you get as much grief as i did for saying middle aged is 30-50 🤣🙈"

I know it wasn’t you, but being told to fuck off for being too old wasn’t a great start to my day…..

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Senior fabbers 🤣. Hope you get as much grief as i did for saying middle aged is 30-50 🤣🙈

I know it wasn’t you, but being told to fuck off for being too old wasn’t a great start to my day….."

Aww I’m sorry I upset you. Was a lighthearted “fuck off” if that helps! 😘

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

happy birthday young man i can say that cos im an oldie

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

Happy Birthday OP!

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By *hilly1515Man
8 weeks ago

Piles, weird hairs on your ears,

knees that go pop , creeky back , turkey kneck , grey hair yep even the odd one down there.

coco, comfy slippers , and lots of outrageously filthy sex .. because its past the point of caring about the serious shit too much.

Oh ps. That's one day closer to the finish line keep going your doing just fine..

All the best have a great day..

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By *wcjw70Man
8 weeks ago

Great Barr

When I hit 40 I hated it, just felt awful that I was getting old. Hitting 50 was totally different, I felt it was a real milestone reached with no health issues as some of my friends didn’t make it to 50.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
8 weeks ago

Midlothian

"As I am ageing like a glass of milk left out in the sun. I will concede that a "birthday week" was probably a bit boisterous of me.

So...its actually today. And with that in mind, senior Fabbers. What do I and the other "youngesters" have to look forward to?"

You’re just a young pup fella!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Happy birthday you gorgeous man. Have the best day 🥳😘😘😘

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By *lue Eyed Joker OP Man
8 weeks ago

Always on the move

"Senior fabbers 🤣. Hope you get as much grief as i did for saying middle aged is 30-50 🤣🙈"

I was careful not to put a number on it after I saw that 😉😂

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Happy birthday

Aches and pulling all night sex sessions taking a week to recover from

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

Not giving a flying fuck and loving yourself. Mx 👿

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

Happy Birthday! 🎈

Drinking a few glasses of alcohol will make you feel like crap for at least 5 working days

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

Happy Birthday 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Happy birthday my good man

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Happy birthday, enjoy your knees while you still have them

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

Happy Birthday OP! Following along for helpful tips, thank you for thinking of the middlers even on your special day. 🩷

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

tbh im in better shape now than when i was 40.. get training op it makes you feel younger

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"tbh im in better shape now than when i was 40.. get training op it makes you feel younger

You're certainly look in better shape than some younger guys i see on the beach

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By *ourpornfixMan
8 weeks ago

East Cheshire

One of those weekly pill boxes with 3 or 4 little compartments for each day.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

Happy birthday

All else being equal, you're good health and you have an optimistic outlook you have a full and interesting time to look forward to.

Bodies age, society will tell you it's a sign of having failed to stay young

but the reality is that as my 99 year old dad says "you have to live until you die"

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
8 weeks ago

Troublesville

Happy birthday Joker

Things to look forward to? Just life. Love life. Take up a new hobby. Be crap at it. Take up something else. Be crap at that too. Laugh at your attempts.

Don’t worry if the body is broken and falls apart, it’s all part of the game.

Xx 💋

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

Central

Happy birthday

With age, can come wisdom! It's optional

Part of this can support you having more satisfaction from life, as you know better how to enjoy it

You might give (less) fewer fucks. But get better fucks. Becoming more selective about anything is golden too.

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By *yclinghardMan
8 weeks ago

Winchester

"Happy birthday Joker

Things to look forward to? Just life. Love life. Take up a new hobby. Be crap at it. Take up something else. Be crap at that too. Laugh at your attempts.

Don’t worry if the body is broken and falls apart, it’s all part of the game.

Xx 💋 "

The slippery slope starts when you start making an involuntary noise whilst getting out of a chair. 😆

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By *am450Man
8 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

"As I am ageing like a glass of milk left out in the sun. I will concede that a "birthday week" was probably a bit boisterous of me.

So...its actually today. And with that in mind, senior Fabbers. What do I and the other "youngesters" have to look forward to?"

Ya only 41 ya cheeky git, if you're wondering I'm not quite dead hoping to make it to weekend if I'm lucky.

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By *vonne5exMan
8 weeks ago

Doncaster

"As I am ageing like a glass of milk left out in the sun. I will concede that a "birthday week" was probably a bit boisterous of me.

So...its actually today. And with that in mind, senior Fabbers. What do I and the other "youngesters" have to look forward to?"
arthritis

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By *ddie1966Man
8 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

What have you got to look forward to????

Realising that there is no such thing as a mid life crisis.

None of us has any idea when well pop our clogs, so how do you know you're mid life?

Experience something new every day. Live each day as if it's your last. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today as you may not be around tomorrow.

Your life will be much fuller once you realise this

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Death 💀☠️

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By *ourpornfixMan
8 weeks ago

East Cheshire

"Death 💀☠️"

Always look on the bright side...

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By *oath30Man
8 weeks ago

Cardiff

Your 41!!!

Get a grip!

Go out live life, your along time dead.

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

"Death 💀☠️

Always look on the bright side..."

The only thing guaranteed in life 😀

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

"Death 💀☠️"

I love the positivity 😜😜😂

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Your 41!!!

Get a grip!

Go out live life, your along time dead.

Middle aged. Half way to the end.

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

"Death 💀☠️

I love the positivity 😜😜😂"

🤣🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

My best years where 41 to 50

Make the.bloody most of it

You will be 61 one day

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Musical joints when you get out of a chair/bed/stand.

Forgetting what you went into the next room to get.

Getting messages from someone in their late 30s saying they always liked older 💀

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