FabSwingers.com forum: Status posts

By *oiluvfun OP Man
8 hours ago

Penrith

So, locally to me, the bulk of status posts tend to be;

"Not meeting"

or;

"Only male half meeting"

To avoid the monotony overload, what's the funniest, or most thought-provoking status post you've read recently?

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By *aitonelMan
8 hours ago

Liverpool

My own

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 hours ago

Cyprus

Any female fancy doing a little topless or naked cleaning. Just a little light housework. For £££

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 hours ago

Cumbria

Most status’ are shit but I like when people use it to share jokes. Today’s find: “ What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!” 🤣

But not local to us I’m afraid. I’ll try to up my game 😘

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By *kphooey43Man
8 hours ago

Barnet

"Looking for someone to share an adventure with. And by adventure, I mean my bed."

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By *kphooey43Man
8 hours ago

Barnet

Another "Looking for someone to help me test the structural integrity of my mattress. Bring snacks."

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By *eorge1949Man
8 hours ago

Broadwaywr12

Dog ate my condoms.

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By *eorge1949Man
7 hours ago

Broadwaywr12

Unable to meet, run out of weetabix

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By *naswingdressWoman
7 hours ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone is disappointed in themselves that they've returned to the site

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
5 hours ago

Penrith

"Most status’ are shit but I like when people use it to share jokes. Today’s find: “ What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!” 🤣

But not local to us I’m afraid. I’ll try to up my game 😘 "

Damn those boring locals….🤭

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
5 hours ago

Penrith

"Someone is disappointed in themselves that they've returned to the site "

Now that’s an interesting one…..😂

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
5 hours ago

Penrith

"Another "Looking for someone to help me test the structural integrity of my mattress. Bring snacks.""

I’m guessing both of these were from blokes? 🤭

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 hours ago

Chester

Mine today says 'another day, another tattoo' 🤷🏼

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
5 hours ago

Penrith

"Any female fancy doing a little topless or naked cleaning. Just a little light housework. For £££"

🤭

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
5 hours ago

South of the Watford Gap

Someone commenting how he's 'shitting like chocolate milk' after two bowls of bran flakes. 🫪

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By *assyforfunWoman
5 hours ago

HELSTON

I like to ask questions and see who messages me. Recently I asked “What is your wife doing while you are on Fab” - I only got 2 replies

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By *assyforfunWoman
5 hours ago

HELSTON

"Any female fancy doing a little topless or naked cleaning. Just a little light housework. For £££"

Where’s that? I’m game!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
5 hours ago

Maidstone

Love a good status

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By *earditallWoman
5 hours ago

Lancaster

Someone is fun and sexy and likes filling with cum.

Someone else wants someone to sit on their face.

And Someone else is a cock addiction

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By *tannersMan
5 hours ago

stanley

Top of my local updates is

“Looking for a guy with a Guinness tattoo that we met at a club - get in touch “

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By *onin25Man
5 hours ago

Durham

Someone saying they've not done anything with lego and their arsehole. Me thinks she doth protest too much 😉

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By *hams123Man
4 hours ago

London

"Really in a mood to ride someone while smothering their face with my tiddies" 👀🤯🤞🏾

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By *earditallWoman
4 hours ago

Lancaster

"Someone saying they've not done anything with lego and their arsehole. Me thinks she doth protest too much 😉 "

🤣 you be surprised how a few wanted to kiss it better

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By *onin25Man
4 hours ago

Durham

"Someone saying they've not done anything with lego and their arsehole. Me thinks she doth protest too much 😉

🤣 you be surprised how a few wanted to kiss it better

Very little surprises me on here

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
4 hours ago

Nantwich

"My own"

That's one way to boost profile views! I checked.

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
3 hours ago

Penrith

"Love a good status"

Yours made me smile 😉

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By *oiluvfun OP Man
3 hours ago

Penrith

“Spontaneous orgasm in the gym while doing planks” is a good one…😁

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 hours ago

Maidstone

"Love a good status

Yours made me smile 😉"

Thank you! Can't go wrong with a dad joke

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By *fffunCouple
2 hours ago

Somewhere just outside London

Ours.. About our fruit basket collectiin 😂

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