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By *ino200 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Thanks for getting this far and thats one of 3 lines

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

Oh, come come, those are the best profiles because they serve as an inspiration for people to create "Dont you just love...?" threads. 😉

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By *cotslass2Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I love the 'will fill in later' profiles and they've been on over a year lol

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

The "i don't bite unless you ask me to" 🙄

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"I love the 'will fill in later' profiles and they've been on over a year lol"

Another year or two and it'll be filled in

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Fab swingers is now a publicly traded entity etc etc.

No it isn’t you fucking moron.

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By *WB85Man
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Mr is straight but happy to suck a dick if the vibe is right.

Always makes me laugh.

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By *ino200 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Put (this) word in the title of your reply to prove you read it

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By *igma GoatMan
8 weeks ago

London

Profiles that say 'I'm new here' and they've been on for years

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Better than the war and peace ones.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
8 weeks ago

Maidstone

I like the ones where I feel like I'm being told off for even looking at them

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By *igma GoatMan
8 weeks ago

London

You know what profiles that really bug me. Those you block and they keep reappearing with new profiles.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central

Couldn't stay away...

'Verify me, if you remember me ... ' (expecting you to remember/identify someone from a grubby cock pic)

'We're all here for the same thing...'

(They don't say what it is, so I'm unsure if it's about crochet patterns, like me)

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By *hortieWoman
8 weeks ago

On a Recce


"Couldn't stay away...

'Verify me, if you remember me ... ' (expecting you to remember/identify someone from a grubby cock pic)

'We're all here for the same thing...'

(They don't say what it is, so I'm unsure if it's about crochet patterns, like me)"

Right?!? Very lacking cake, and crochet patterns here too.

So much so, earlier I started my 6th crochet festival top with bell sleeves out of lack of inspiration.

On the plus side, I'm making this one by using up the last bits of DK odds and ends that just accumulate 👍 it's gonna look like a clown threw up in a ball pit tho, cause of the colours

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By *hinstrapMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield

...I much prefer shagmore.com

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By *hinstrapMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield

...catch me on of

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By *ino200 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna


"I like the ones where I feel like I'm being told off for even looking at them"
exactly this so negative .

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
8 weeks ago

South Dublin


"Profiles that say 'I'm new here' and they've been on for years "

Yeah, exactly what I was scrolling to say!

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By *hefirewithinMan
8 weeks ago

Could be next door

Does anyone read this anyway

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
8 weeks ago

South Dublin

Or the profiles with no pictures which demand a face pic if you send them a message 🙄

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By *ace400Man
8 weeks ago

near knock

Profiles with no picture

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I like the ones where I feel like I'm being told off for even looking at them"

Yeah I've had this experience when reading some haha.

Also had it where I've looked at their profile (and nothing else) and an hour or two later received a message from them saying "no thanks" and blocked. Fair enough!

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By *r SensualMan
8 weeks ago

London

If you’ve slept with majority of the site (or whatever other shaming assumption remark) don’t message or I won’t be interested 🥱

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

With a different age in their bio to their “about me” section

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet


"Dont you just love a profile that says..."

...nothing

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Wrexham

I love the ones that state ' I'm not a weirdo '.

Why would you feel the need to state that? Red flag in my opinion!

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Politeness costs nothing

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
8 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"This is not my first rodeo" eeeeehaaaaa, go ride 'em cowboy 🤠

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I love the ones with big shouty block capital:

NO,

NEVER,

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES,

and by the time you get to the bottom you realise they've excluded all but 3 people on the site and wait for the inevitable status update of does no one meet on here?

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

The legal warning brigade *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Sidney university......

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

The "will fill later" ones?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Where is one line of profile, no picture yet all the sidney universaty bollocks

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