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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right ladies, own up, who carries everything bar the kitchen sink in their handbag??

I managed to get 2 birthday cards, my passport, two bottles of perfume, my laptop, a big can of hairspray, my purse, phone, keys, necklace, 2 lipglosses, and Blake's food bowl in mine today in one go!

The bad side is I now have a really ouchie shoulder!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have different loadouts depending on if I'm night clubbing, dogging or meeting at theirs.

I am tempted to put in a random object like a tin of tuna or something and then when I'm looking for my foundation, pass it to my host to mind, as if it is perfectly normal to carry a tin of tuna about....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have bags big enough for everything, teensy ones and everything inbetween.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bigger the handbag the more its filled with crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol"

Hope its filled up with nicer things than my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My everyday handbag is like a bloody suitcase i have all kinds of shit in there i would dread to think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have handbags matching my shoes ....... in every size imaginable lol the normal everyday handbag is full of crap though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once told me they classed the value of a handbag by length of survival time. Ie Rubys bag you could survive off for 7-14 days whereas mine only 7 days max...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol"

Did someone mention chocolate cake?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake? "

But is it like a chocolate teapot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have handbags matching my shoes ....... in every size imaginable lol the normal everyday handbag is full of crap though lol "

Yeah ive all matching handbags to heels and even my going out clutches are big as i always put a pair of ballet pumps in them incase my feet get tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate having to have a handbag, would much rather just carry things in my pockets. My purse, phone and keys.... I don't need anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake? "

Haha do you have a handbag?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I have different loadouts depending on if I'm night clubbing, dogging or meeting at theirs.

I am tempted to put in a random object like a tin of tuna or something and then when I'm looking for my foundation, pass it to my host to mind, as if it is perfectly normal to carry a tin of tuna about...."

That's just properly made me chuckle. Brilliant idea x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm getting an iron fist handbag for my birthday and no doubt within a week it will be more like a baby changing bag as ill end up chucking my boys stuff in it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake?

Haha do you have a handbag? "

No. Or one of those Euro 'man bags' either!

Now about that cake.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have files,paperwork everything in my bag...along with make up and whatever in it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have handbags matching my shoes ....... in every size imaginable lol the normal everyday handbag is full of crap though lol "

Oooooooohhhh.... Did ya buy a nice red one to match yer avatar shoes....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake?

Haha do you have a handbag?

No. Or one of those Euro 'man bags' either!

Now about that cake..... "

Oi...!!! Nowt wrong with my man bag....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake?

Haha do you have a handbag?

No. Or one of those Euro 'man bags' either!

Now about that cake..... "

I still owe you a birthday present - I'll make you a cake too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have different loadouts depending on if I'm night clubbing, dogging or meeting at theirs.

I am tempted to put in a random object like a tin of tuna or something and then when I'm looking for my foundation, pass it to my host to mind, as if it is perfectly normal to carry a tin of tuna about...."

Lol lol oh I love that ! You should do it very funny

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am a minimalist. Purse, kindle, earphones, mobile, passport........

.....but the suitcase I pull along with me everywhere has my whole house in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to carry the essentials in my trousers pockets.

I dislike women's trousers as their pockets are very shallow, unlike those for gents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Hope its filled up with nicer things than my handbag "

It was filled with chocolate buttercream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a handbag out of chocolate cake yesterday. I dont want to cut it up lol

Did someone mention chocolate cake? "

I sure did

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