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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

I was driving along and Jolene by Dolly Parten came on from my random playlist of the greatest songs ever.

For some reason I started singing 🎶 Joe Beans, Joe Beans, Joe Beans, Joe Beeeaans, I'm begging of you please don't take my man 🎶

So can you fit a fabber into a song title. In a nice and friendly way, don't make anyone look like too much of a twat.

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Hungry Like The Wolvesxcouple

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

ronin on the river

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Sorry, "Joe Beans Joe Beans Joe Beans" already wins!!!! 🤣🤣 Brilliant!!!

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

Holding on for a Nero.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

...And it's all in my head, 

but she's touching his chest now

He takes off her dress now

Let me go

And I just can't look, it's killing me

And taking control

Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

'Cause I'm Mr_Brightspark

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Kiss from an EvaRose

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

Let's talk about Rex

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

So darling, darling

Stanners by me, oh, _tanners by me

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

City Jeans is not my lover....

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"ronin on the river "

Love this one 🤣

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By *urplevanmanMan
8 weeks ago

Salford

If anyone can do one with mine they win free sex for life **

**offer applicable to ladies only and no rejections allowed xx

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Let's talk about Rex"

Do we have to? 😂😂😂

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"...And it's all in my head, 

but she's touching his chest now

He takes off her dress now

Let me go

And I just can't look, it's killing me

And taking control

Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

'Cause I'm Mr_Brightspark"

Change to destinyisall ing me and that’s a two-fer 😜

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

When we was FAB.

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

It's Jim up north.

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

.

Meli watch the stars

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

🎵 purple van, purple van

I only want to see you wanking

In the purple van 🎵

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Hungry Like The Wolvesxcouple"
🤪👏🏼

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Ronin in the deep

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By *actile TensionMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex

I fought nude Law and the law won

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"🎵 purple van, purple van

I only want to see you wanking

In the purple van 🎵"

God the cats are out

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ronin', Ronin', Ronin'

Though the streams are swollen

Keep them doggies rollin'

Rawhide

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Running with the wolvescouple

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Ronin', Ronin', Ronin'

Though the streams are swollen

Keep them doggies rollin'

Rawhide

"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Behind Thick Thighs

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

The glamorous, glamorous

Polyglamorous

Ooh, the flossy, flossy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Always look on the brightonsteve of life

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Hungry thickthighs

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Always look on the brightonsteve of life "

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Dai Hard (Try hard - 5 seconds of summer)

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Riders on the StormQueen

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Walk on the MsWyld Side

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Cyprus dream on

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Don't Marier, have me

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Doctor Zeus, Doctor Zeus, calling Doctor Zeus

Doctor Zeus, Doctor Zeus, get up now (Wake up now)

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Billy Jean is not my wifelover

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Don't Marier, have me"

Brilliant 🤣🤣

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Doctor Zeus, Doctor Zeus, calling Doctor Zeus

Doctor Zeus, Doctor Zeus, get up now (Wake up now)"

👏 👏 👏

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Don't Marier, have me"

Excellent!

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Damn, I Wish I Was Wifelover

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Every EvaRose has its horn

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Kiss from a eva rose

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

I HeardItAll Through the Grapevine

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Billy Jean is not my wifelover "
🤣🤣

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.

Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

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By *dible_KinkCouple
8 weeks ago

inverness

Ronin in the glomin, with a lassie by my side...

(Shite old Scottish song )

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

A wolvescouple at the door

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Cruella De thrill , Cruella De thrill

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will

To see her is to take a sudden chill

Cruella, Cruella

She's like a spider waiting for the kill

Look out for Cruella De thrill

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

My someotherguy

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I need a Nero

I'm holding out for a Nero till the end of the night

He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Cruella De thrill , Cruella De thrill

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will

To see her is to take a sudden chill

Cruella, Cruella

She's like a spider waiting for the kill

Look out for Cruella De thrill"

Well.sung🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Shagtonight, is the night, where two becomes one

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart

Tell you what they are right from the start

And your name does the same for you

By coincidence Julie scrumptious

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Shagtonight, is the night, where two becomes one "

😂😂😂

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By *ou345Woman
8 weeks ago

Derby

Not that I've thought of this before but......

1 Lou 345 once I caught a fish alive, 6 7 8 9 10. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to vampire love

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Big dave

Big bad dave

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Not that I've thought of this before but......

1 Lou 345 once I caught a fish alive, 6 7 8 9 10. 🤦🏻‍♀️"

1 lou freddies coming for you

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Paradise Kitty (Felou)

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Not that I've thought of this before but......

1 Lou 345 once I caught a fish alive, 6 7 8 9 10. 🤦🏻‍♀️"

I definitely thought this was going in a Mambo No5 direction

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Skip to my lou

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Pink, Shy, Shy, hush hush, eye to eye

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

Sir Toot Sweets!

The eatable, tweetable treat!

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Nuthin' but a SpeedyG Thang

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

If DeyeY Ruled The World (Imagine That)

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Can we do albums?...

Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction Dolly

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I wanna have sex on the nakedbeach

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Can we do albums?...

Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction Dolly

"

There's really no thought behind this other than 🎶Joe Beans🎶 so go for it

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus


"I wanna have sex on the nakedbeach "

I was on an empty beach before so that could have been possible 🤣

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

well im caught one more time up on cyprus avenue

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

You got me feeling MissBella good

So let's just keep on dancing

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

The PineapplePixies - "ChunkeyMonkey81 gone to Heaven"

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

LittleRed18 Corvette

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

We could have had it all

Ronin in the deep

You had my heart inside of your hand

But you played it to the beat

Adele-rolling in the deep

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I've got a pheeler, that tonight's gonna be a good good night

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

MobileBottom Blues - Derek and the Dominoes

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Madness - 'One Step Beyond Purity'

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

The Minion love songs later

And here I am trying to tell you that I care

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Mfffun, fun, fun, til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

There's no one quite like Granny Crumpet

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Cotapaxi, il va pas partout 🎶

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

I just can't get Lancashire Redhead - Kylie

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Madonna - 'Like a Prey(er) to the Faries'

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm bringing SexxyyDy11 back

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

Let's come together

Right now

Oh yeah

In 2partharmony

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Let's come together

Right now

Oh yeah

In 2partharmony"

Id like to teach the world to sing in perfect 2partharmony

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By *ensualbicockMan
8 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Ronin with the devil .......

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I wanna have sex on the nakedbeach

I was on an empty beach before so that could have been possible 🤣"

The mind wanders

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By *ino200Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Nude law .......i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot his secretary .

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Let's come together

Right now

Oh yeah

In 2partharmony"

Good one

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Ohhhhh _ino2000

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Last two from me....

ZZ Top - 'Gimme all your McLovin2'

Steppenwolf - 'Born to be MsWyld'

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By *ino200Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Dancing Queen young and beautiful sweet 46

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"...Open up my eager eyes

'Cause I'm Mr_Brightspark

Change to destinyisall ing me and that’s a two-fer 😜"

Genius!!!🤩

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

The Ronin Stones - (I can't get no) Satisfaction.

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

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"Cotapaxi, il va pas partout 🎶"

👏

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Pomeramiam sinister spinster

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

50 ways to leave your wifelover...

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"50 ways to leave your wifelover..."

Im all out of ideas 🤣🤣

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By *ino200Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Sinister spinster..... 50 ways to lose your lover

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By *ino200Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Omg

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

My first profile before Dai Hard, I named it "The Devil Inside" (after 'INXS' for any of you whippersnappers who weren't born in a year with a 19 in it!) and made me wonder, is there anyone else who fits the criteria of the thread without changing a thing?

Only one I can think of is "This Charming" (I see what you did there and I approve!😊 Clever as fuck!)

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Omg

"

Oh oh gino -dexys midnight runners

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Omg

Oh oh gino -dexys midnight runners "

Done it already keep.up🤦🤦🤦

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Glowupdoll parts - Hole

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By *morousCouple8Couple
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"My first profile before Dai Hard, I named it "The Devil Inside" (after 'INXS' for any of you whippersnappers who weren't born in a year with a 19 in it!) and made me wonder, is there anyone else who fits the criteria of the thread without changing a thing?

Only one I can think of is "This Charming" (I see what you did there and I approve!😊 Clever as fuck!)"

We wish we’d thought of something amusing, enjoyed discovering yours and some other fun ones after we joined

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Mrs ThickThighs ( Brightside)

Cyprusdream believer ( daydream believer)

LancashireRedhead if you please ( Black Velvet)

Wonko, he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

MobileBottom makes the rockin world go round

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Last train to Miss Bella ( KLF)

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

Sugar Spun Sinister Spinster

Bit of a stretch but it’s a great song 😆

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Wonkowall ( oasis)

She’s a Hearditall ( Stone roses, Waterfall )

Sally Slinkymon ( Stone Roses Sally Cinnamon)

Kai of the Tiger

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Ronin up that hill ( Kate Bush)

Admirer ( Death in Vegas)

Born Speedy ( Underworld)

Marier on my wayward son ( Kansas)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Sugar Spun Sinister Spinster

Bit of a stretch but it’s a great song 😆"

Why thank you.

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Sugar Spun Sinister Spinster

Bit of a stretch but it’s a great song 😆"

If You're Feeling Sinister Spinster

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

A wella bird, bird, bird, Uglybird is the word.

Ha! I win

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Omg

"

I'm a Gino in a bottle, baby, gotta rub me the right way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I think you need to Glowup, I think you need to Glowup.

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By *og and MuseCouple
8 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I think you need to Glowup, I think you need to Glowup.

"

Hit Me Baby (Granny Crumpet One More Time)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're Davein' alive, Davein' alive

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Can I do meself?

Bad Nanna, Bad Nanana, Bad Nanna, Bad Nananaaaaaa!

One Bad Nanna, two Bad Nanna, three Bad Nanna, four

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I think you need to Glowup, I think you need to Glowup.

Hit Me Baby (Granny Crumpet One More Time)"

With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, Tog and Muse us!

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Missbella/red hot chilli's

From Rex to the rubble/artic monkeys

One night Stanners/blink182

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

How could I todger… moooore (love you more)

Its a nice day for a wolvescouple (white wedding)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by his Todger , no escape from reality."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

So Stanners, Stanners, stand by me, oh, stand by me

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"How could I todger… moooore (love you more)

Its a nice day for a wolvescouple (white wedding)

"

😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Get your Ugly runnin', head out on the highway. Lookin' for adventure and whatever Coyote."

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By *oxy-RedWoman
8 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I fought Jude law and jude kaw won

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm bored now........ might do me

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By *aked beachMan
8 weeks ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

Late entry…

Breaking the (nude) Law, Breaking the (nude) Law.

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by his Todger , no escape from reality.""

Granny crumpet used to work on the docks…dancing with the sailors and sucking their. Cocks… its tough… soooo tough … we gotta hold on to what we got .. a quid for a blowjob .. its not a lot!!! xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Foxy Red... she's been living in her Red Head world

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By *carlettsWoman
8 weeks ago

Harpenden

I'm too SexxyyDy11 for my shirt, Too SexxyyDy11 for my shirt. So SexxyyDy11 it hurts.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by his Todger , no escape from reality."

Granny crumpet used to work on the docks…dancing with the sailors and sucking their. Cocks… its tough… soooo tough … we gotta hold on to what we got .. a quid for a blowjob .. its not a lot!!! xx"

Woahhhhhh oh , he's half way theirrrrrrr, Pussy lickin' Todge in unwashed under wearrrrrrrrrrr er .

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By *carlettsWoman
8 weeks ago

Harpenden

Honey, honey, yeah

Hearditall through the grapevine

Not much longer would you be mine, baby baby

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by his Todger , no escape from reality."

Granny crumpet used to work on the docks…dancing with the sailors and sucking their. Cocks… its tough… soooo tough … we gotta hold on to what we got .. a quid for a blowjob .. its not a lot!!! xx

Woahhhhhh oh , he's half way theirrrrrrr, Pussy lickin' Todge in unwashed under wearrrrrrrrrrr er . "

Ive left my webcam on again haven’t I?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Now I ain't sayin' they a Wolves Couple, but they ain't messin' with no broke doubles!

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By *carlettsWoman
8 weeks ago

Harpenden

You know you're a cute little heartbreaker

Foxy-red, yeah

And you know you're a sweet little love-maker

Foxy-red

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone. Scarletts in the sky with diamonds!

( if you know you know )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Granny Crumpet in my ears and in my eyes. There beneath the blue suburban skies.

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I got 99 crumpets but granny aint one

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Late entry…

Breaking the (nude) Law, Breaking the (nude) Law. "

I did you earlier! Oooh matron 😂🤪

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I got 99 crumpets but granny aint one "

That's funny

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

Ronin, Ronin, Ronin

Ain't Ronin from myself no more

Together we'll win it all!

Thought I'd return the favour 😄

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By *issBellaWoman
8 weeks ago

Flintshire

And the base keeps

Ronin, ronin, ronin,

And ronin and ronin

And ronin and ronin

Let's get it started!

Lets get it started in here!

Black eyed peas

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
8 weeks ago

Chester

PolyGlamorous, Indie rock'n'roll is what I want

It's in my soul, it's what I need

Indie rock'n'roll, it's time

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By *eerByTheRiverMan
8 weeks ago

Thames Ditton

Genius

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By *carlettsWoman
8 weeks ago

Harpenden

They see me ronin'

They hatin'

Patrollin' and tryna catch me ronin' dirty

Tryna catch me ronin' dirty

Tryna catch me ronin' dirty

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By *carlettsWoman
8 weeks ago

Harpenden

Stop! In the name of _ude law

Before you break my heart

Stop! In the name of _ude law

Before you break my heart

Think it over

Think it over

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Ronin, Ronin, Ronin

Ain't Ronin from myself no more

Together we'll win it all!

Thought I'd return the favour 😄"

😂 You were my muse

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By *eading beddingMan
8 weeks ago

Berks

Oops upside your head =

Say FeltCuteMightDelete,

say FeltCuteMightDelete!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

I'm going in for the k*ll

I'm doing it for Cruella de thrill

Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand

And now let go of my hand

I'm going in for the k*ll

I'm doing it for Cruella de thrill

Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand

And now let go of my hand. (La Roux)

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

And if I only could

I'd make a deal with God

And I'd get Him to swap our places

Be Ronin up that road

Be Ronin up that hill

Be Ronin up that building

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Im in, I should be easy

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

One of us is a genius the other one's insane......

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London


"One of us is a genius the other one's insane......"

Pinky and the brain 😂👌🏾

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex


"One of us is a genius the other one's insane......

Pinky and the brain 😂👌🏾"

Sham(123) Pain - Five Finger Death Punch.

An great tune!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

It must be _ampirelove, love, love

It must be _ampirelove, love, love

Nothing more

Nothing less

Vampirelove is the best (Madness)

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'm very late to the game but you lots are nuts 🤣

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By *inkShyWoman
8 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Pink, Shy, Shy, hush hush, eye to eye"

😂 very good

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Im in, I should be easy"

Lucy in the sky with diamondsmiles

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex


"Pink, Shy, Shy, hush hush, eye to eye

😂 very good "

I don’t want no fly guy, I just want a pink shy guy - Diana King

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Ashby

Diamonds are forever

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

And I'm so sick of PinkShy, so tired of tears

So done with wishing you were still here

Said I'm so sick of PinkShy, so sad and slow

So, why can't I turn off the radio?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading


"Oops upside your head =

Say FeltCuteMightDelete,

say FeltCuteMightDelete!"

Aw, I've loved this thread and kept coming back to it to see how clever everyone is. Didn't expect to see my username

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancashire

Pretty fly (for someotherguy)

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

Lancashire red headed woman

Lancashire red headed woman

It takes Lancashire red headed woman

To get a dirty job done

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By *eading beddingMan
8 weeks ago

Berks


"I'm very late to the game but you lots are nuts 🤣 "

"Hello, PinkShy" – The Beatles:

"You say PinkShy and I say hello".

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Cruella De thrill , Cruella De thrill

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will

To see her is to take a sudden chill

Cruella, Cruella

She's like a spider waiting for the kill

Look out for Cruella De thrill"

😍😍😍

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By *arierWoman
8 weeks ago

birmingham


"Don't Marier, have me"

Genius! 😆

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Keep ronin', ronin', ronin',

Though the streams are swollen,

Keep them dogies ronin', rawhide.

Through rain and wind and weather,

Hell bent for leather,

Wishin' my gal was by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

Good vittles, love, and kissin',

Are waiting at the end of my ride

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I'm going in for the k*ll

I'm doing it for Cruella de thrill

Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand

And now let go of my hand

I'm going in for the k*ll

I'm doing it for Cruella de thrill

Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand

And now let go of my hand. (La Roux)"

That’s stuck in my head now

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
8 weeks ago

London

Why you gotta be so rude?

Don't you know I'm human too?

Why you gotta be so rude?

I'm gonna Marier anyway

(Marry that girl) Marier anyway

(Marry that girl) yeah, no matter what you say

(Marry that girl) and we'll be a family

Why you gotta be so rude?

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
8 weeks ago

Your to do list

Agadoo doo doo push _ineapplepixie shake the tree

Agadoo doo doo push _ineapplepixie grind cookie46

✨️

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By *onin25 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"Agadoo doo doo push _ineapplepixie shake the tree

Agadoo doo doo push _ineapplepixie grind cookie46

✨️"

😂😂😂😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

He said walk like a GRAN

Talk like a GRAN

Walk like a GRAN my son

No woman's worth

Crawling on the earth

So walk like a GRAN my son

(The four Seasons )

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