FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying tv adverts!

By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

What are your most annoying tv adverts ?

Out of current ones I can't stand the one with the clueless muppet going on about all these years into their marriage he can't understand how his Kate looks the same but he's gone grey.

So has she mate she just blooming dyes it.

That washing liquid one with the pleb who says " boom " re his fresh shirt for his hot date when talking to his brother grates also.

Worst one ever was that bleeding frog tune advert that at one point seemed to be on in every batch of adverts.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Those TV adverts for things like Cillit Bang where they show how amazing it is to get a filthy disgusting crud covered toilet bowl clean. All I can think is what kind of dirty disgusting bastard lets their toilet get to that state in the first place?

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Yes I agree they are an annoying range of adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one.

No matter what they do which is that damned

GO COMPARE!!!

gets under your skin like the 80's

re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away and kiora adverts.

Oh my why do I still remember that!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Go compare is annoying.

Er don't mind the skeleton video tape re record or Kia ora ads.

Maybe that reflects my oldskool credentials ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go compare is annoying.

Er don't mind the skeleton video tape re record or Kia ora ads.

Maybe that reflects my oldskool credentials ?"

Aha so you remember them too!! Etched forever in our minds. What worries me is will I be repeating these randomly in my care home in 40 years time....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The Warrantywise one with Quentin Wilson and the cartoon pelican is quite possibly the stupidest advert I have ever seen.

Oh Quentin, what has happened to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all miss the irony of go compare

Wonga ads are so wrong. Sleazy nasty and degrading. And get me started on the product

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"The Warrantywise one with Quentin Wilson and the cartoon pelican is quite possibly the stupidest advert I have ever seen.

Oh Quentin, what has happened to you?

Haven't had the dubious honour of seeing that one thus far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any advert that has an aging celeb, try to sell us something they have never even considered themselves.

You mean to tell me Parky has a savings plan to pay for his funeral ??

The blonde bimbo with the pay day loans ??

The list is almost endless.

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Irony can still be annoying surely ?

Agree re morals of other ads mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one.

No matter what they do which is that damned

GO COMPARE!!!

gets under your skin like the 80's

re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away and kiora adverts.

Oh my why do I still remember that!

The go compare one is the most irritating no doubt. But kia-ora? It was too orangey for crows. It was just for me n my dog

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

its been flogged to death and they are still flogging it to death.

the mars bar bell ringers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!

Anything with "cute" kids in it

Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football

Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!

The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join

Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same

Anything with a celeb in it

Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale

That should do for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ladbookes one,with the bloke running round screaming his bleeding head off.With me straight away,its remote mute.

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!

Anything with "cute" kids in it

Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football

Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!

The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join

Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same

Anything with a celeb in it

Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale

That should do for now

Ha! Ha!

Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo BT Infinity ads

& the f**king Richmond Sausages one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!

Anything with "cute" kids in it

Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football

Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!

The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join

Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same

Anything with a celeb in it

Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale

That should do for now

Ha! Ha!

Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter

I've filmed and directed several adverts and numerous commercial type films- I understand the psychology of them so they don't really work in my warped mind- therefore most adverts piss me off or wash right over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!

Anything with "cute" kids in it

Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football

Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!

The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join

Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same

Anything with a celeb in it

Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale

That should do for now

Ha! Ha!

Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter

oooh hidden talents then. In that case please can you make this curvy petite lady look like the lady in the perfume advert that's all golden and sort of long lol - sorry not sure what it is!!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

hate adverts full stop that why sometimes

cant stand watching itv as it breaks of every 5 mins.and commercial radio too.

did like some of the ads in the old days

dancing milk bottles and bt advetrs with the animals .penguins rushing around saying chop chop bang bang work work busy busy n that shows how they get in your head omg

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ill vote for the dubbed adverts.

Or the massive cosmetic companies that say 87% say this product has changed their lives - but there were only 6 people in the study

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"Ill vote for the dubbed adverts.

Or the massive cosmetic companies that say 87% say this product has changed their lives - but there were only 6 people in the study

Statistic claims are always iffy as you can shape it how you like.

A team that has drawn the last 3 fixtures is " unbeaten in 3 " or " 3 without a win " depending on your slant.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That old Michael Winner one, where it was only a commercial used to annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh hidden talents then. In that case please can you make this curvy petite lady look like the lady in the perfume advert that's all golden and sort of long lol - sorry not sure what it is!!"

See, my point proved!

They probably spent $250,000+ on that advert, top agency, top director and DOP, exotic location, hours of strategic planning and you have no idea if its Chanel no5 or toilet duck!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"That old Michael Winner one, where it was only a commercial used to annoy me. "

" Calm down Tina it was only a commercial "

That was an annoying one.

Thankfully had forgotten it until now

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"hate adverts full stop that why sometimes

cant stand watching itv as it breaks of every 5 mins.and commercial radio too.

did like some of the ads in the old days

dancing milk bottles and bt advetrs with the animals .penguins rushing around saying chop chop bang bang work work busy busy n that shows how they get in your head omg "

Watch out, watch out there's a Humphrey about.

Dave

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze.

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

"Those TV adverts for things like Cillit Bang where they show how amazing it is to get a filthy disgusting crud covered toilet bowl clean. All I can think is what kind of dirty disgusting bastard lets their toilet get to that state in the first place?"

just for you Olivia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPONH2j4In8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one with Scarlet Johansson (however you spell it) selling perfume. Her mouth moves in a really annoying way and she sounds so, just, grrr! I have to mute and look away or turn over the channel.

Also, Kerry Katona advertising payday loans? Really? With her track record? I also disagree with her being linked to the word 'lady'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze."

And half those same kids probably ended up consuming other white substances through a tube years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze.

And half those same kids probably ended up consuming other white substances through a tube years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishwasher capsules….

Because I don’t like Dishwashers,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze.

And half those same kids probably ended up consuming other white substances through a tube years later

Just like the early 80's and Pac-Man, running round a dark room gobbling little pills and listening to bleep music....how easily influenced we are

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze.

And half those same kids probably ended up consuming other white substances through a tube years later

Just like the early 80's and Pac-Man, running round a dark room gobbling little pills and listening to bleep music....how easily influenced we are

Ha! Ha! Too true childhood indoctrination

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The one for rowntrees random strips with the guy dressed as a parrot!!! Freaks me out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fuckin' advert out there!!!

I enjoy the old spice 1s, and the old budweiser 1s but other than them i can't stand them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that gets me at the moment

The Colgate one

Where round a table they all floss and a woman says "a little blood"

It's the way she says it and the look on her face .

She just needs a slap

Lol

Also the old Kit Kat add . Which is being re shown ( with the roller skating pandas)

It was shite first time round

Lol

There is a lot more

I have got to the point where I watch everything recorded so I can forward through the adds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke with friends. Fuck right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret Escapes

Can't stand that whispering voice.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

McDonalds... Purely because of the whistling at the end. I either have to mute it or turn it over.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al Pacino selling Sky. Did you really need the money Al you fucking sellout?

That ad for Clarabella, a logo for vacuous WAG wannabe teenagers.

That company that advertises things, not a direct ad from the manufacturer but a woman walking down a supermarket aisle explaining how wonderful the product is.

And every other advert ever fucking made!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"The one that gets me at the moment

The Colgate one

Where round a table they all floss and a woman says "a little blood"

It's the way she says it and the look on her face .

She just needs a slap

Lol

Also the old Kit Kat add . Which is being re shown ( with the roller skating pandas)

It was shite first time round

Lol

There is a lot more

I have got to the point where I watch everything recorded so I can forward through the adds "

I know exactly what you mean re the " a little blood "

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The new Go Compare ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some might say this is an annoying TV advert……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with ronnie fucking corbett in

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