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"Just wanting some sexy chat and not actually looking for physical meets" I wouldn't be so sure this is old-person-coded. A friend of mine who works in geriatrics says nursimg homes have stratospheric levels of STDs... | |||
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"Slippers & getting into bed at 9" Is that consecutive behaviour ? 😂 | |||
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"About 15 minutes ago, I found myself genuinely excited about the prospect of spending half an hour with a pot of Earl Grey, some custard creams, and the radio (Nightwatch on BBC Sounds, if you're asking). An evening which would not be out of place in a nursing home. What is your most 'old-person-coded' behaviour, or attitude?" Complaining at the cost of stuff is my new hobby. | |||
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"Just wanting some sexy chat and not actually looking for physical meets I wouldn't be so sure this is old-person-coded. A friend of mine who works in geriatrics says nursimg homes have stratospheric levels of STDs..." Amongst the residents or the staff? | |||
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"Slippers & getting into bed at 9" I do love a pair of velvet, embroidered slippers. Performatively comfortable. | |||
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"Just wanting some sexy chat and not actually looking for physical meets" Totally down with this. | |||
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"Just wanting some sexy chat and not actually looking for physical meets I wouldn't be so sure this is old-person-coded. A friend of mine who works in geriatrics says nursimg homes have stratospheric levels of STDs... Amongst the residents or the staff?" Residents, apparently. I mean, if it's that or bingo... | |||
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"I honestly thought this was about an old person in cardiac arrest 🙈" It nearly was, but luckily I avoided looking at your profile. | |||
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"A nice cup of tea. As opposed to a horrible cup of tea, I suppose. " 'You can never give me a book long enough, or a cup of tea large enough, for me.' CS Lewis. | |||
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"Reading the births and deaths column in the local weekly paper to make sure I'm not in there yet" 
'Reports of my death', etc... | |||
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"Reading the births and deaths column in the local weekly paper to make sure I'm not in there yet" Still buying a local paper definitely shows your age | |||
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"A good day out being going to a local NT property, getting a decent parking spot, wandering around the grounds and then having their scone of the month with a pot of tea. I've been avoiding the Barbour/headscarf/labradors combination but it's only a matter of time. " I can just see you in a quarter-zip, green wellies, and a Hermès headscarf, Meli. A windswept, bucolic vision. | |||
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"Whenever I buy a new cleaning product, I'm always eager to try it out to see what new difference it will make and if it doesn't, my disappointment is immeasurable 😓" This is, predictably, adorable. What has been your latest hygienic heartbreaker? | |||
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"A nice cup of tea. As opposed to a horrible cup of tea, I suppose. " I find myself worrying about people who can’t make a proper cup of tea. I don’t think that’s old people coded though, just Yorkshire people coded. | |||
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"A nice cup of tea. As opposed to a horrible cup of tea, I suppose. I find myself worrying about people who can’t make a proper cup of tea. I don’t think that’s old people coded though, just Yorkshire people coded." I absolutely judge people who don't use fresh water, or don't warm the pot. | |||
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"A good day out being going to a local NT property, getting a decent parking spot, wandering around the grounds and then having their scone of the month with a pot of tea. I've been avoiding the Barbour/headscarf/labradors combination but it's only a matter of time. " Meli, t am sure you would absolutely rock the Barbour/headscarf combo  | |||
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"About 15 minutes ago, I found myself genuinely excited about the prospect of spending half an hour with a pot of Earl Grey, some custard creams, and the radio (Nightwatch on BBC Sounds, if you're asking). An evening which would not be out of place in a nursing home. What is your most 'old-person-coded' behaviour, or attitude?" For me it's that increasing-common event that I listen to a trailer for Moneybox on Radio for and think "That sounds interesting. I should give that a listen." Luke | |||
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"When you go from falling over to having a fall.." Ah, yes. My mother is very funny on this. "It's not A Fall! I just fell." Lovely DH Lawrence quotation, btw. I often think of it in winter. | |||
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"I absolutely judge people who don't use fresh water, or don't warm the pot." I keep a pot on the Aga at all times. | |||
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"I feel really smug if I already have stamps in my purse when I need to send a birthday card. " FUCK YES. Me too. | |||
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"I feel really smug if I already have stamps in my purse when I need to send a birthday card. " This is terrifyingly, impressively organised. I should start doing this. For one thing, every time I buy a first class stamp I feel as if I'm living in Germany circa 1923. | |||
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"I absolutely judge people who don't use fresh water, or don't warm the pot. I keep a pot on the Aga at all times." Perfection. In a tea-cosy depicting a rural scene, I hope. | |||
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"I have a plastic carrier bag full of plastic carrier bags "Ah, the meta-bag. Very post-structuralist. | |||
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"Perfection. In a tea-cosy depicting a rural scene, I hope." I’ll have you know my tea cosy is black and white houndstooth. | |||
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"About 15 minutes ago, I found myself genuinely excited about the prospect of spending half an hour with a pot of Earl Grey, some custard creams, and the radio (Nightwatch on BBC Sounds, if you're asking). An evening which would not be out of place in a nursing home. What is your most 'old-person-coded' behaviour, or attitude?" Mate I'm 15 years younger and if you sub out BBC sounds for a David Attenborough documentary you're outlining my preferred sunday evening wind-down Decaf earl grey though - or rooibos | |||
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"Perfection. In a tea-cosy depicting a rural scene, I hope. I’ll have you know my tea cosy is black and white houndstooth." Of course. The Jermyn Street option. | |||
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"Of course. The Jermyn Street option." I just want to say that I appreciate that reply. Platonic brotherly love in your direction. | |||
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"Whenever I buy a new cleaning product, I'm always eager to try it out to see what new difference it will make and if it doesn't, my disappointment is immeasurable 😓 This is, predictably, adorable. What has been your latest hygienic heartbreaker?" I bought this window vacuum to help with cleaning windows and mirrors. I may have bought a bad one because it still left streaks 😭 | |||
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"I bought this window vacuum to help with cleaning windows and mirrors. I may have bought a bad one because it still left streaks 😭" I have one of those and it is literally my favourite household gadget. I’ve learned to live with the streaks. | |||
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"I bought this window vacuum to help with cleaning windows and mirrors. I may have bought a bad one because it still left streaks 😭 I have one of those and it is literally my favourite household gadget. I’ve learned to live with the streaks." You need a scrim for the streaks - make sure it's completely dry and give the streaks a quick polish out as soon as you've spotted them. But I agree, this gadget is one of the best investments I've ever made! | |||
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"Of course. The Jermyn Street option. I just want to say that I appreciate that reply. Platonic brotherly love in your direction." Back at you, frater, sempiternis. | |||
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"I bought this window vacuum to help with cleaning windows and mirrors. I may have bought a bad one because it still left streaks 😭 I have one of those and it is literally my favourite household gadget. I’ve learned to live with the streaks. You need a scrim for the streaks - make sure it's completely dry and give the streaks a quick polish out as soon as you've spotted them. But I agree, this gadget is one of the best investments I've ever made! " At that point, I might as well use the spray and a cloth I was using before! | |||
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"I sigh with contentment when my tired body melts into my memory foam mattress, and whisper "I love sleep" 🥹" Oh, you had me at 'body melts'.  | |||
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"You need a scrim for the streaks - make sure it's completely dry and give the streaks a quick polish out as soon as you've spotted them. But I agree, this gadget is one of the best investments I've ever made! " This is the most erotic reply I have ever had on these forums. I must bed you now. | |||
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"About 15 minutes ago, I found myself genuinely excited about the prospect of spending half an hour with a pot of Earl Grey, some custard creams, and the radio (Nightwatch on BBC Sounds, if you're asking). An evening which would not be out of place in a nursing home. What is your most 'old-person-coded' behaviour, or attitude?" I think I'm shocked at the thought of custard creams with Earl Grey. | |||
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"About 15 minutes ago, I found myself genuinely excited about the prospect of spending half an hour with a pot of Earl Grey, some custard creams, and the radio (Nightwatch on BBC Sounds, if you're asking). An evening which would not be out of place in a nursing home. What is your most 'old-person-coded' behaviour, or attitude? I think I'm shocked at the thought of custard creams with Earl Grey." I have always been something of a culinary experimentalist. | |||
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