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"F... the police F... F... F... the police 🚨🚔👮♂️" Finger? | |||
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"F... the police F... F... F... the police 🚨🚔👮♂️ Finger? " ☝️ | |||
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"F... the police F... F... F... the police 🚨🚔👮♂️ Finger? ☝️" Is one enough?👀 | |||
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"Yes all of you. Including you. " Holds hands behind back and looks over shoulder expectantly 👀😉 | |||
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"Was it for the hurty words I said on the Internet? Or was it for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? " Ah i see you know your judo well! | |||
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"Was it for the hurty words I said on the Internet? Or was it for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? " This is democracy manifest | |||
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"OP I think you're a little out of your jurisdiction " Would you like to help me? | |||
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" Only one way out of this ... give me a pen n paper is was all of them ... over there ... what's your witness protection program like ?" You get to have 5 wanks a day, fuck someone on Saturday and twice on Sundays. And you get free popcorn. | |||
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jjlive maritime courier out country.
Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.
Mag Mike disguises.
Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.
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Pink shy Guilty as fook .
dd777 on the run , approach with caution
Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.
Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier
Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.
Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .
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"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit. L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer James charente and TT ..Tunnelers
jjlive maritime courier out country.
Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.
Mag Mike disguises.
Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.
wolves couple pursuiders
curvytats prin. distraction and comms
Pink shy Guilty as fook .
dd777 on the run , approach with caution
Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.
Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier
Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.
Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .
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"I new the insider trading would catch up with me eventually, but it was wild ride while it lasted" him aswell that's a confession book him dano (dy) murder one | |||
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"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit. L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer James charente and TT ..Tunnelers
jjlive maritime courier out country.
Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.
Mag Mike disguises.
Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.
wolves couple pursuiders
curvytats prin. distraction and comms
Pink shy Guilty as fook .
dd777 on the run , approach with caution
Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.
Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier
Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.
Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .
"Don't believe everything you hear although... pervert? Guilty as charged 😈 | |||
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"You’ll never take me alive…." caution Charlie Branson is otr.. in norfolk send for back up | |||
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"Yes all of you. Including you. " You've got me bang to rights 😉🤣 | |||
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"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please "this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...  | |||
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"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ... "Yeah, whatever he said  | |||
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"Guessing prison can't be that bad, no utility bills to worry about, free meals, bed and four walls and a roof for shelter (also getting bummed so no need for Fabswingers app)...! 😜🤣🤣🤣" see I was grassing you and TT up as a favour .don't hate me ..for it  | |||
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"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...
Yeah, whatever he said "you will get all the fancy scatter cushions you want if you give evidence.. | |||
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" Dy ... I gave evidence for the rewards ... and happy time.. not to do you job for you put the coffee and donuts down and , get me witness protected now please ." I'm afraid there's a bureaucratic wait | |||
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"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit. L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer James charente and TT ..Tunnelers
jjlive maritime courier out country.
Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.
Mag Mike disguises.
Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.
wolves couple pursuiders
curvytats prin. distraction and comms
Pink shy Guilty as fook .
dd777 on the run , approach with caution
Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.
Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier
Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.
Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .
"You can run but you can't hide! Grass 💪 | |||
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" As yet I see no evidence that the PACE codes of conduct have been adhered to. In the several hours since my arrest, I have not been informed of my rights in relation to: A) Get free legal advice B) Tell someone where you are have medical help if you're feeling ill C) See the rules the police must follow ('Codes of Practice') D) See a written notice telling you about your rights, such as regular breaks for food and to use the toilet – I would like to receive this information in both Welsh and English please. Please send the custody officer to speak to me forthwith, and I would like a blanket and a pair of wooly socks, thank you." Will trainer socks do? | |||
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"I shot the Sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the deputy…" You shot up the saloon | |||
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"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit. L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer James charente and TT ..Tunnelers
jjlive maritime courier out country.
Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.
Mag Mike disguises.
Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.
wolves couple pursuiders
curvytats prin. distraction and comms
Pink shy Guilty as fook .
dd777 on the run , approach with caution
Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.
Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier
Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.
Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .
You can run but you can't hide! Grass 💪" | |||
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"Funny - I had a bloke on the phone telling me there was an international arrest warrant out on me for unpaid taxes. Do I have to come quietly or can I kick n scream "Kick and screaming you're innocent will do fine. Thank you. | |||
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"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...
Yeah, whatever he said
you will get all the fancy scatter cushions you want if you give evidence.."Fluffy ones please all contrasting colours | |||
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"I have the uniform if you have the truncheon "I have the truncheon officer, but now you’re going to need to wrestle me and pop it into your holster…! ☺️ | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away " Can you describe this individual please? | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please?" Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark | |||
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"What's the crime "Cuffs first….reason later…. | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark " That was TT 26. on her night missions again. | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark " You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱 | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱" Aw , you must have misheard Stan ! I said I wouldn’t mention the testicles | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱 Aw , you must have misheard Stan ! I said I wouldn’t mention the testicles " Hang on. You said tentacles not testicles. | |||
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"Guessing prison can't be that bad, no utility bills to worry about, free meals, bed and four walls and a roof for shelter (also getting bummed so no need for Fabswingers app)...! 😜🤣🤣🤣 see I was grassing you and TT up as a favour .don't hate me ..for it "More chance of transformation of hate into love, both emotions which'll stem from intense passion. In my case, made to service plenty big clean cocks like a practiced whore. 😜🥵😋🤤👅💦💦💦🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark That was TT 26. on her night missions again. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"It wasn’t me It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away Can you describe this individual please? Errrr Well Aye Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage . I think But it was dark That was TT 26. on her night missions again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣" I told you nobody would fall for that disguise ... should have stuck with the pink panther outfit I gave you .. | |||
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"Can I have conjugal visits 3 times a week please (and twice on Saturdays?)" Of course... would you like popcorn and drinks too? | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer " Couldn't if i tried | |||
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