FabSwingers.com forum: Sam's Castle Recruitment Drive

By *layfullsam OP Man
2 days ago

Solihull

So through winning a jousting competition I’ve become a castle owner in medieval times

I'm the Lord: I Own the castle and hold high court.

However I need employees so let’s here what position you’re applying for and why you think I should employ you.

If I’ve missed a job please state the roll and what it will bring to castle life, ye old swingers club ?

Lady: to assist me in passing judgement on others

Steward: Top manager, handle finances, logistics, and legal matters.

Constable: Responsible for the castle's defense and security, especially when I'm away.

Marshal: Supervise the stables, horses, and manage the men-at-arms.

Chamberlain: Manage the personal chambers and affairs of the lord/lady.

Chaplain: Handle religious duties in the chapel, act as a scribe or secretary.

Military & Security Roles

Knights: Warriors sworn to protect the lord and the castle.

Squires: Younger men training to be knights.

Soldiers/Archers: Defend the walls and maintain guard.

Porters: Guard the gates and doors.

Household & Domestic Staff

Cooks: Highly skilled workers, essential for feeding the household.

Maids/Scullions: Handle cleaning, including scrubbing floors and maintaining the rushes.

Buttler/Pantler: Manage the Buttery (drinks) and Pantry (bread/food).

Gong-Farmer: Clear the castle cesspits (toilets).

Craftsmen & Entertainers

Blacksmith: Make weapons, Armor, and tools.

Carpenter/Mason: Build and repair the castle structure and furniture.

Falconer: Train birds for hunting.

Jester/Minstrel: Provide entertainment during meals and feasts.

Brothel manager: to recruit and manage the pr.stitches and to organise ye old orgys

Pr.stitutes: serve the needs of the castles men (and women if needed)

Landlord/lady: manage ye old pub

Wenches: servers at the pub

Dungeon master: oversee punishment and run ye old jail

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By *tephanjMan
2 days ago

Kettering

I'm qualified in security and have 25 years of experience

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 days ago

Cheltenham

I will be the Keeper of the Lances. Will be focussing on ensuring the ladies are able to handle a suitably girthy jousting stick.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm the class clown at work so I'll be the court jester 🤣 🤡🤡

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

Wench here 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Can I be the judgemental one? Didn't read the rest 🤣

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales

I’ll be a wench

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

Dungeon master please. It’s the role my inner rage and misery has been training me for all my life.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 days ago

Solihull

"Can I be the judgemental one? Didn't read the rest 🤣"

Only if you partner up with lord sam

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham

Steward sounds too much like the day job. Can I be the falconer and train the birds (this is a euphemism for train the pr*stitutes right?)

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
2 days ago

Nowhere

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
2 days ago

Nowhere

I know the job id like

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By *onko the SaneMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

Can I be the castle electrician please

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By *reative-mindMan
2 days ago

Exeter

I have a can do attitude.

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

I don't want to read all that, I'm lazy. Can I just make daisy crowns for the wenches and maidens?

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By *hilly1515Man
1 day ago

erm mi Lord...

what about merlin ?

And your arch nemesis Robin Wood and his band of men..

And will you be retaining the hunting lodge.

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By *forfuntimesCouple
1 day ago

Sheffield

We are both good at managing people...so we will take the brothel management role... satisfaction guaranteed...lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

"We are both good at managing people...so we will take the brothel management role... satisfaction guaranteed...lol"

Awesome you’re employed

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

" erm mi Lord...

what about merlin ?

And your arch nemesis Robin Wood and his band of men..

And will you be retaining the hunting lodge."

Hunting lodge remains, robin got his arse kicked back to ye old Stone Age

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

"I have a can do attitude. "

Employment granted

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

"Can I be the castle electrician please "

Absolutely you can work on ye olde sl-ves working the treadmill

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

"Steward sounds too much like the day job. Can I be the falconer and train the birds (this is a euphemism for train the pr*stitutes right?) "

You can train both my good man

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By *layfullsam OP Man
18 hours ago

Solihull

"Dungeon master please. It’s the role my inner rage and misery has been training me for all my life."

Crack on with your tasks in the dungeon

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By *evilinyouMan
18 hours ago

Bristol

I'd go chaplin. As far as I'm aware the medieval monks drinks mead or wine all day and did a lot of there "preaching " work at the brothel

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
18 hours ago

Banbury

Full on jester for me. It's my main role at work already, if I go a full day without making someone laugh, I feel like it's a day wasted

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By *lephantisMan
17 hours ago

Oxford

I'll work in the herbarium in the mornings and the scriptorium in the evenings. Plus attending Compline every evening.

I like what you've done with the library, OP.

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By *e-OptimistMan
16 hours ago

Stalybridge

No token leper?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
16 hours ago

Round the bend

"Can I be the judgemental one? Didn't read the rest 🤣

Only if you partner up with lord sam

Deal 😈

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By *layfullsam OP Man
13 hours ago

Solihull

"No token leper?

I’m certainly not employing one

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