FabSwingers.com forum: 175 ways to say no...

By *sWyld OP Woman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

Give me your best ones!

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By *ineteen89Man
3 days ago

Swindon

… boy have you seen the price of petrol?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 days ago

North West

Happy fabbing!

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By *ensualbicockMan
3 days ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Gertcha !

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By *lder budweiserMan
3 days ago

Stirlingshire

Enjoy your night

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By *andsCouple
3 days ago

Edin

It’s not you it’s me

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 days ago

Hatfield

Yes but no but ..

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

I'm out but TT26 will bum anything.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist

Ive just got a lot going on right now

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist

"I'm out but TT26 will bum anything. "

Your first

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

Ha! No. And I mean fuck right off.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

I'd rather stick my genitals in a wasp nest and hit it with a stick.

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By *oastofReadingMan
3 days ago

Reading

I'd rather bang rusty nails into my bollocks than meet you.

Take care.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Hang on a minute I just died. Are you Jesus?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
3 days ago

Liverpool

"I'd rather stick my genitals in a wasp nest and hit it with a stick."

😆😆

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By *onin25Man
3 days ago

Durham

I'll have a headache then

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By *hortieWoman
3 days ago

Northampton

*delete*

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

I'd rather deep throat a cactus 🌵

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
3 days ago

northwest

I’m on my period

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

Sure, why not?! I just have a few more appealing tasks to complete first:

Dunking my winkie in vomit

Licking a urinal

Playing Lego on the M25

Buggering myself with a barbecue fork

Moving to Iran

But you’re next on the list! ❤️

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 days ago

Leeds

Go fuck yourself.

The mr

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By *ydaz70Man
3 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

Do one

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By *icolerobbieCouple
3 days ago

Walsall

No thanks, best of luck with your search.

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By *iscreet StagMan
3 days ago

edinburgh

"Give me your best ones! "

Happy fabbing

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

I'm not that desperate..

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ewww no

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By *reachers SonMan
3 days ago

north West

I would, but the antibiotics haven't kicked in yet.

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

It’s not you, it’s me, I have standards

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

I have a cock

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

I said I was horny, not desperate

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago

already said it .. very sorry I have a pan of milk simmering on the hob.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 days ago

Winchester

No butter and it's not going in TT26. Thems the rules, I'm off.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 days ago

North West

I should hate to deprive someone else of discovering your limitations

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By *newtoscene!Couple
3 days ago

derbyish

I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,

Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.

As said by Chasey Lain on the Bloodhound Gang album

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 days ago

Manchester

Im sorry I just cant handle the number of orgasms you are promising

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By *un guy300Man
3 days ago

Swansea

Do you like sex and traveling,

Yes ,

Well fuck off

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 days ago

Central

Nein

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By *lack King DomMan
3 days ago

London

Nah I'm cool thanks

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By *issmorganWoman
3 days ago

Calderdale innit

Not for me thanks, I hope you find what you're looking for.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 days ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

You just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don’t need to be coy, Roy. Just listen to me. Hop on the bus, Gus. Don’t need to discuss much. Just drop off the key, Lee. And get yourself free.

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By *hoccaMan
3 days ago

midlands

Say it in 175 different languages. That should do it.

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By *sWyld OP Woman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

"I should hate to deprive someone else of discovering your limitations "

This is my new favourite 😍

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 days ago

Isle of Man

"I'm out but TT26 will bum anything. "

Bum anything 😂

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 days ago

Lincs

Sorry, I'm washing my hair

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By *cotsRugbyBuffMan
3 days ago

Secret

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh? Oh you were serious? Oh. *awkward silence*

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By *rafter69Man
3 days ago

upminster

How do you want your No fast or slow!

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 days ago

Tonbridge

Are bears Catholic?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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By *agic.MMan
3 days ago

Orpington

There are roughly 100 billion brain cells in the human body, and judging by what your asking me, you've lost every single one of them 🤨

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 days ago

Lincs

No.

It's a complete sentence. The end.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunnelling electron microscope. This microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you.

Can’t take credit for this, it’s one of my favourite Frasier quotes (paraphrased).

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By *lemFandango88Woman
3 days ago

Thirsk

I never repeat myself.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 days ago

Chester

I would if I could but I can't so I won't

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

As much as I'd really love to,I've not quite reached desperate yet.

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By *ib.Man
3 days ago

Hampshire

I think I've received most of these.

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By *ude LawMan
3 days ago

Harrogate

"I think I've received most of these."

Camel no.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
3 days ago

nearby

I said on, sorry misspelt it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Remember when we hadn’t met? I miss that.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 days ago

Chester

"Remember when we hadn’t met? I miss that."

I'm nicking this! 😂

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By *sWyld OP Woman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

I can't even pretend enthusiasm for that invitation

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

You're good.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
2 days ago

Marlborough

"Go fuck yourself.

The mr "

My "go to" response right there!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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By *regen1000Man
2 days ago

Erith

I wouldn't touch it with yours, mate.

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By *yclinghardMan
2 days ago

Winchester

I always feel two's a crowd.

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By *alm_one4Man
2 days ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Nah.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move

In this economy!?

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

S.Wales

I wont lie to you, you're not everyone's cup of tea ✨️

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gotta go, the cat's on fire

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move

I checked with the forum clique, and they have ruled against us carrying out said deed. I wish there was something I could do, but its out of my hands. Sorry

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move

Im not allowed sorry. I made a joke about a clique once, and subsequently was banned from shagging anyone ever again.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd love to come out, but I'm washing my wig that night

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By *2000ManMan
2 days ago

Worthing

You like that hollywood actor more than me. So it's a no.

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By *hams123Man
2 days ago

London

I've just been conscripted. I'm heading to Hormuz.

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've just been conscripted. I'm heading to Hormuz."

👀🤭

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By *hams123Man
2 days ago

London

"I've just been conscripted. I'm heading to Hormuz.

👀🤭"

Do not contact Prevent.

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By *ibewith8Man
2 days ago

Leeds

I’d rather juggle knives blindfolded

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
2 days ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

If the offer were you and £1million pound tax free... I'd still live on my overdraft.

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By *hoccaMan
2 days ago

midlands

Yes but only on a day the doesn’t end with a Y

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 days ago

Liverpool

‘I’m not meeting atm but best of luck

’ …. a polite way to say thanks but no thanks.

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By *ensualbicockMan
2 days ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Me knobs fell off!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

Ignore messages. Don't reply. Ghost them.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

You’ve heard of bisexual? Well I’m goodbyesexual. Goodbye.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Stamford, Lincs

The one I normally get:

"Fuck off fatty". 😒

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By *im n her XXXCouple
2 days ago

long eaton

Sorry not for us to hairy

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By *uperchargedMan
2 days ago

Manchester

I thought they denied your parole?

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By *egnMaxCouple
2 days ago

East Midlands

Sorry, I’d love to but I have the flu next Saturday.

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By *rknight4everMan
2 days ago

Banbridge

**left on read**

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

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By *arlos 0511Man
16 hours ago

Manchester

On the upside cheesyknob, may I just call you Kevin?, I honestly think that in love and life there is someone out there for everyone 💋💋

But that someone ain't fuckin me and if you contact me again, I swear to god, I'll come round and insert a garden gnome in your arse.

Best of luck 💕

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