FabSwingers.com forum: Things in public

By *WB85 OP Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire

What things happen in public that annoy you?

For me.....why do people insist on phone calls on loud speaker? Keep it private!!

To set the scene, I was in my local cafe....all nice and peaceful and boom....I'm listening to someones nan.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

Everything and everyone. The public are a menace.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

People spitting...absolutely vile

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist

Slow walkers.

People who just stop in the middle of shopping aisles.

When they clear there throat

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By *nigmatic PeachTV/TS
2 days ago

Huddersfield

People recording absolutely everything. Phones glued to their hands 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales

People who stand in City Centres and sing. I’m not talking proper buskers who have a decent voice, I mean the asshats who think a crate to stand on, a karaoke machine and murdering a song is a great idea. It’s not.

Feck off.

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By *emptme1993Man
2 days ago

manchester

Spitting

People stopping dead in front of you

The ‘homeless’ people with fresher trainers than I’ve got who are charging an iPhone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 days ago

East Sussex

Tourists. We love you, you bring money into an area with a lot of poverty but for the love of all that is holy please don't walk six abreast with two pushchairs, Aunty Joan on a walker and a couple of miserable teenagers when the locals are trying to get to Aldi before it shuts

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

"Tourists. We love you, you bring money into an area with a lot of poverty but for the love of all that is holy please don't walk six abreast with two pushchairs, Aunty Joan on a walker and a couple of miserable teenagers when the locals are trying to get to Aldi before it shuts "

Don’t go to Aldi.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche

Second above for spitting, blocking paths, talking loudly on the phone like you're alone.

Will add cycling and people who don't know how the trigger works for filter arrows on traffic lights 😵‍💫

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 days ago

Winchester

Littering, people who spit out their chewing gum on to pavements and smokers who drop the fag butts all over the place.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 days ago

Leeds

Other people, always in my fucking way.

The mr

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

People

Slow people

Old people

People with screaming kids

People on their phone not looking where they are going

People coughing near me 🤢

Family day outs at the bloody supermarket

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

"People

Slow people

Old people

People with screaming kids

People on their phone not looking where they are going

People coughing near me 🤢

Family day outs at the bloody supermarket

You are at least 2 of those things

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

"People

Slow people

Old people

People with screaming kids

People on their phone not looking where they are going

People coughing near me 🤢

Family day outs at the bloody supermarket

You are at least 2 of those things "

I might be older but I bet I could outrun you

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

"People

Slow people

Old people

People with screaming kids

People on their phone not looking where they are going

People coughing near me 🤢

Family day outs at the bloody supermarket

You are at least 2 of those things

I might be older but I bet I could outrun you "

With those giraffe legs, no doubt

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

"People

Slow people

Old people

People with screaming kids

People on their phone not looking where they are going

People coughing near me 🤢

Family day outs at the bloody supermarket

You are at least 2 of those things

I might be older but I bet I could outrun you

With those giraffe legs, no doubt "

You're only jealous

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By *inkyleeMan
2 days ago

Carterton

Went to my local town. And there they were the God squad. Now I don't hate any religion. But it's not for me. But having people on a microphone telling me to repent my sins in the name of Jesus on a lovely Saturday morning is annoying.

Plus I don't think they are ready for me to repent mine. Probably need therapy after

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 days ago

East Sussex

Don’t go to Aldi."

wash your mouth out!

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By *uxtapositional2Couple
2 days ago

Newcastle / Leeds

Unless on your tits?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

Spitting ,vile

Throwing litter to the ground

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By *icolerobbieCouple
2 days ago

Walsall

People who like to blame everyone else for their own shortcomings.

It’s usually phrases like “I was late for work and everybody was…..”

It’s the people who are late for work in the first place due to poor time management are the problem, not the rest of society going about their daily business.

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 days ago

Erdington

People who stay on their phones while at the checkout/till, do you really think that you’re so special that you can’t even be bothered to give people in retail the time of day?

But just as bad people who are the other side of the counter on their phones who have the audacity to get pissy when you need to ask a question.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 days ago

Liverpool

So many things… every time I go out it makes me feel so grateful that I work from home. People using the loudspeaker on their phone, playing music or who let their kids play games on their phone or tablet with no headphones. Slow walkers, ditherers, whistlers, spitters, chavs, people with no sense of awareness e.g. people who stop at the end of an escalator with zero fucks given for the pile of humans building up behind them. People who block shopping aisles with trolleys or prams or who stand in a group for ages having a mothers meeting with people they’ve bumped into. Parents who don’t supervise or control their kids and let them run around causing a nuisance or making a racket. Kids whingeing. Kids in general. People with no consideration for their smell or their fumes - BO, strong perfume, vapes, cigarette smoke or we*d. People who preach about religion in town centres and charity collectors who try and hassle you when you’re just trying to get from A to B. Think that’s all for now but sure there’ll be plenty more 🤣

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

You can tell that your from the Northeast 🤣🤣

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 days ago

Liverpool

"You can tell that your from the Northeast 🤣🤣"

Me? How come? 😂🤔

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

"So many things… every time I go out it makes me feel so grateful that I work from home. People using the loudspeaker on their phone, playing music or who let their kids play games on their phone or tablet with no headphones. Slow walkers, ditherers, whistlers, spitters, chavs, people with no sense of awareness e.g. people who stop at the end of an escalator with zero fucks given for the pile of humans building up behind them. People who block shopping aisles with trolleys or prams or who stand in a group for ages having a mother’s meeting with people they’ve bumped into. Parents who don’t supervise or control their kids and let them run around causing a nuisance or making a racket. Kids whingeing. Kids in general. People with no consideration for their smell or their fumes - BO, strong perfume, vapes, cigarette smoke or we*d. People who preach about religion in town centres and charity collectors who try and hassle you when you’re just trying to get from A to B. Think that’s all for now but sure there’ll be plenty more 🤣"

I think I’ve found me with tits.

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By *amesB66Man
2 days ago

St Peter Port

Supermarket whistlers....there should be a specific time of the day for them and whistling at any other time be punishable by death by canning (like stoning,but with Baked Beans)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
2 days ago

Central

"What things happen in public that annoy you?

For me.....why do people insist on phone calls on loud speaker? Keep it private!!

To set the scene, I was in my local cafe....all nice and peaceful and boom....I'm listening to someones nan.

Phone calls and music on loud speaker. Get a headset!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

"You can tell that your from the Northeast 🤣🤣

Me? How come? 😂🤔 "

Because there my pet hates to,and I'm from the Northeast

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By *issmorganWoman
2 days ago

Calderdale innit

People walking around whilst looking at their phones and either walk right into you, or stop dead in front of you.

People who let their screaming kids run round in shops and bang into you and don't do anything about it.

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By *yclinghardMan
2 days ago

Winchester

Drivers who are lost and proceed to drive obliviously at 5mph for a mile with a queue of traffic behind. Pull over FFS!

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By *WB85 OP Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire

Some great answers!!!

Supermarkets are horrendous.....I've banned myself from them all.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

"For me.....why do people insist on phone calls on loud speaker? Keep it private!!

To set the scene, I was in my local cafe....all nice and peaceful and boom....I'm listening to someones nan.

Like Trigger Happy TV?

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2 days ago

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By (user no longer on site)
2 days ago

People in general

I walk quick people don’t

Random People wanting to start conversations with me in public

No Doris I don’t wanna talk about why Iv got warburtons thick loaf

And if I ask for no Pepsi isn’t fine

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By *olby000Man
2 days ago

Gloucestershire

People getting it on!!! Then getting upset when I watch. 👀

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By *am450Man
2 days ago

Sidcup/Bexley

"What things happen in public that annoy you?

For me.....why do people insist on phone calls on loud speaker? Keep it private!!

Had five months in hospital six years ago and for some reason bloody old farts like me only

To set the scene, I was in my local cafe....all nice and peaceful and boom....I'm listening to someones nan.

Had five months in hospital six years ago and for some reason bloody old farts like me only used their phones on speaker (I didn't/don't) it was during COVID and leaving the floor wasn't allowed. Had three twats all on their phones ar the same time- properly raised my game as a grumpy old bastard it did!!

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By *ikerbitch777TV/TS
2 days ago

thirsk

People who dont stand n watch as I suck a guy off wen im dressed in fem attire. X

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

S.Wales

People...eeww 😅✨️

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By *utterfly64Woman
2 days ago

Raynes Park

People who keep on with their phone call while paying

Spitting

The smell of hot food on a bus or train - especially if I am hungry!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"People who keep on with their phone call while paying

Spitting

The smell of hot food on a bus or train - especially if I am hungry! "

When I worked in retail I wouldn't start ringing things up til they got off of the phone and just stare at them 😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

"What things happen in public that annoy you?

The public are there 🤷🏼

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By *ose and her beastCouple
2 days ago

Watford

People

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 days ago

Tonbridge

People hogging the equipment at the gym. They sit there on their phones preventing other people from using it. Yes, I know you are planning on using it again but you're not using it now so fuck off and let me have a go so I can go home.

Im sure a lot of the reason gyms get full is because of people holding others up like this.

It implement a policy of losing a finger each time somebody does this. That'll teach them.

I bet some of you do this.

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 days ago

Huddersfield

People who smash glass bottles on pavements. Think of the poor dogs. Neighbours who overfill their outdoor bins and attract the rats. Kids on buses who keep pressing the stop button. Once is quite sufficient. Street fundraisers and salesmen. I've lost count of the times I've said "sorry, I can't stop'. Their cause may be important and commendable, but it always seems to be me they approach and I have to make an excuse to keep walking.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

I don't like people who have no spacial awareness. I love my space!!!

People who speak loudly

Groups of people who take the whole pavement!

Litter

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