FabSwingers.com forum: What woke you up this morning?

By *ittleRed18 OP Woman
4 days ago

Aberdeen

I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

Nothing. I tend to naturally wake up quite early. It's already such a beautiful day.

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By *athomMan
4 days ago

South Coast

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"

Same as - sandpaper tongue on my arm.

Don’t you just love them 😹

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By *ts_all_about_youMan
4 days ago

Portreath

A raging hardon without a purpose woke me up. Trying to find a purpose has kept me up

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By *urious2071Man
4 days ago

pembs

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 days ago

Winchester

Nothing, I'm a bad sleeper

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By *armitelovelyMan
4 days ago

hornchurch

Just a bad sleeper

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By *urious2071Man
4 days ago

pembs

Throbbing cock

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By *heeky trucker100Man
4 days ago

barnsley

Terrible sleeper and some tosser blasting his horn in services

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

an itchy ankle

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By *hismMan
4 days ago

Ballygonowhere

My bladder,and not for the first time

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
4 days ago

Next Door

Pain, only had a few hours all night.

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
4 days ago

South of the Watford Gap

Nothing other than my circadian rhythm. I tend to naturally wake as the sun rises and rarely have need for an alarm clock once the sun rise is earlier than 6am. It's a blessing and a curse!

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By *ambocoolMan
4 days ago

potters bar / Somerset

My pooch

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By *onjoliveMan
4 days ago

South Coast

Woke at my normal time…though early morning bird song told me it’s time to get up

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By *ady And The MonocleCouple
4 days ago

Leeds, West Yorkshire

Good morning all and pussies 🐈 my reason also the normal wake up natural from 5.30am.

Working too so another reason to be up too. 🙄

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By *nebworthMan
4 days ago

Knebworth

A telephone call at 0430 this morning that lasted two and a half hours. I have been invited to meet her Sunday evening, so worth the sleep interruption. Anyone fancy joining?

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By *mc1Man
4 days ago

BELFAST

A big hard cock

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By *morousCouple8Couple
4 days ago

Cumbria

The sun I think

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By *ate2theparty808Man
4 days ago

Erdington

Raging erection and the pain in my back that has had me off work for two days.

Shit combination 01/10 wouldn’t recommend.

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By *872Man
4 days ago

Westcliff-on-Sea

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"

Hahaha cheeky monkey they are trouble our pets

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
4 days ago

Walsall & Reading

Lately I’ve been waking up at 3am everyday with worry -

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By *uv puppiesCouple
4 days ago

leeds

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"
you

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By *att71Man
4 days ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts

My usual body clock wake unfortunately, nothing hotter than that lol

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By *rivervaderMan
4 days ago

bolton

Up early for work everyday so weekend naturally wake up

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By *ndyp6969Man
4 days ago

manchester

Morning glory

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By *he MinionMan
4 days ago

The alarm for work.

Weekend working is soooooooo unfair !

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 days ago

East Cheshire

Erotic dreams

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

I fell asleep early exhausted, then, I woke up 5:30 with the first ray of light. I'm working today and tomorrow until midnight, so making the most of this sunny morning. 🌷🐦‍⬛🪲

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 days ago

Tonypandy.

The need for a wee.

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By *hinstrapMan
4 days ago

sheffield

Sadly my alarm for work at 4am

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By *xydadbodMan
4 days ago

towcester

Just my usual body clock telling me its awake time 🙄

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By *carlettsWoman
4 days ago

Harpenden

"Nothing. I tend to naturally wake up quite early. It's already such a beautiful day.

Same I never lay in as I feel it is such a waste of a day! Sun is out too so bonus

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
4 days ago

Leeds

I was woken up at 4am to pussy in my face… definitely not the preferred type 🐈😅 then the typical 30 min battle to try and get back to sleep while he tries to get me up for breakfast time. Today he won that battle 😅

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A question

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By *arlos 0511Man
4 days ago

Manchester

A mild tingling sensation between my thighs that grew and grew. It's now a throb

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By *ergus1622Man
4 days ago

Dundee

The dog winning, because wants fed and out!

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By *aitonelMan
4 days ago

Liverpool

Alarm

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
4 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I always wake up early, I don't like lounging in bed.

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By *ergus1622Man
4 days ago

Dundee

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"

What a very cheeky kitty, always upto mischief!

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By *exhungryoldmanMan
4 days ago

towcester

Beautiful sunshine thru the window and a wet doggy nose in my face.

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By *actile TensionMan
4 days ago

Sussex

Need for a wee wee woke me...now I'm up and can't get back off

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By *oodmessMan
4 days ago

yumsville

Someone was coming home shouty pissed.. once I've been woken it takes ages to get back to sleep so got a lovely cuppa

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By *illabongboy1971Man
4 days ago

Penicuik

The dog deciding to wash my face.

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By *rafter69Man
4 days ago

upminster

Up early every morning

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By *lumber53Man
4 days ago

brean

Waves on beach

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
4 days ago

North Yorkshire Coast

The sunlight around the blind, tried to go back, but no. Do made a cuppa and a quick perv. Morning.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield

Salma hayak …first her lips were around me Willy the she mounted me reverse cowgirl style …. Then I woke up ….

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
4 days ago

South Dublin

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔"

My alarm, because taxi Dad duties start early today...

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By *art1968Man
4 days ago

stafford

The cats wanting their breakfast at 5am!

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By *k_123Man
4 days ago

the north

20 old years of getting up for work at 5 am…..started a new job 6 years ago but can’t seem to change my body clock

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By *earditallWoman
4 days ago

Lancaster

My kiddo

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By *lectrictouchMan
4 days ago

inverarary

My body clock I’m

Not a great sleeper so always an early riser

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By *lirtymasterMan
4 days ago

Hampshire/Surrey Border

Beautiful sunshine 🌞

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By *acktar74Man
4 days ago

leeds

Bird song and the hope of a certain lady induldging ke a picture she owes me

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By *ilva69Man
4 days ago

stockport

The Dawn chorus blackbirds

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By *radually_RetiringMan
4 days ago

Bury

Very light/bad sleeper and always awake early.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
4 days ago

Pontypool

First time? Rogue cat in the house, which my two didn't see off. That was 5am. Went back to bed and dozed until 7.30.

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By *oneyBee200Woman
4 days ago

Kent

"The alarm for work.

Weekend working is soooooooo unfair !"

Same here

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

I'm always awake way too early.

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By *2000ManMan
4 days ago

Worthing

Busy days events played on my mind so I was up earlier than usual.

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By *ace400Man
4 days ago

my back yard

I was up at 4.30 and 6 as dogs barking wanting to go out but got back into bed

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By *ddie1966Man
4 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Similar to you Op.

That damned cat.

Better than any alarm clock. 7am every day. My phone alarm goes off regularly except for the weekend, but the cat doesn't know what day it is. Just the constant mowing at my door form around five to seven.

And here's the scary part. Even when the clocks go forward or back, it isn't fooled. It hears my alarm just once and it's own internal clock is reset.... Scary come to think of it!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 days ago

your hotlist

My bulldog snoring

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By *oxy-RedWoman
4 days ago

pink panther territory

The boss licking his balls,all that slurping etc

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By *aitonelMan
4 days ago

Liverpool

"My bulldog snoring

Don't blame the dog!

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By *homas400Man
4 days ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

I needed the toilet but also had an erection. Quite a challenging dilemma on a Saturday morning.

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By *mc1Man
4 days ago

BELFAST

Good morning gorgeous

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By *lusive KittyWoman
4 days ago

In the countryside

My body clock usually wakes me at around 5am due to years of having an early alarm for work

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By *uitedGent.Man
4 days ago

Milton Keynes

"I needed the toilet but also had an erection. Quite a challenging dilemma on a Saturday morning."

Formula for the most satisfying sit down wee ever tho, right

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By *nderson ByresMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

My cat jumping on to my bed and informing me that I'd had enough time in bed.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 days ago

Leeds

My eyes opened and it was daytime.

The mr

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By *ruethat91Man
4 days ago

manchester

Sometimes the hornynesss wakes me up, like today

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By *recian2000Man
4 days ago

Glasgow

Itchy knees

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By *agicfingers1Man
4 days ago

near Brighton

My alarm clock at 5.30 🙄

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By *igblue70Man
4 days ago

Bootle

Birds singing in the garden at 5, put AirPods in listened to some music to knock me back to sleep and got another couple of hours

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By *unseeker100Man
4 days ago

batley

The usual

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By *era123Man
4 days ago

Cheshire

The alarm going off 😞

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 days ago

North Angus

That’s assuming I’ve been to bed

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By *rying81Man
4 days ago

Whitehaven

Body clock seems to be set at 5am

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By *alph_0Man
4 days ago

Coventry

My alarm at 3am ready to go gym

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By *ergus1622Man
4 days ago

Dundee

Went out to catch some morning fog.

Mist!

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By *issmorganWoman
4 days ago

Calderdale innit

2 of my furry friends, they were very vocal this am in wanting to go out and be fed.

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By *ouseblendMan
4 days ago

Carshalton

Birds, so many birds

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By *river72Man
4 days ago

Slough

What’s sleep ???

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By *eroLondonMan
4 days ago

Mayfair

The unwelcoming sunlight through my louvres and the equally unwelcoming dawn chorus. 😑

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By *a LunaWoman
4 days ago

Wales

Evri delivery.

He waited too, they usually leave it on the doorstep and leg it!

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By *sWyldWoman
4 days ago

Edinburgh

My dog woke up so I woke up

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By *.twigg1086SCMan
4 days ago

Dunstable

A wombat with an unnecessary loud car followed by a moped.....although quite handy as had to wake to get ready to head down to the capital...so maybe I should thank them today🤔😅

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
4 days ago

cardiff

Puppy crying for his breakfast at 6am

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By *r.BreederMan
4 days ago

South Lanarkshire

Morning wood 🪵

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By *8warrenMan
4 days ago

A German Shepard that needed he’s wee at 4.30 am and then wanted to play ball…. Still playing ball now

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By *inkShyWoman
4 days ago

near Windsor

Cat here too, repeatedly pulling at my bottom lip with one claw only until I got up. She then curled up in my warm spot.

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By *.twigg1086SCMan
4 days ago

Dunstable

"Cat here too, repeatedly pulling at my bottom lip with one claw only until I got up. She then curled up in my warm spot."

😅😅 standard kitty, they know what they are doing😏

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By *F25Man
4 days ago

kent

i rolled over on it

lol

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By *a LunaWoman
4 days ago

Wales

"A German Shepard that needed he’s wee at 4.30 am and then wanted to play ball…. Still playing ball now "

They do love their ball ❤️

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
4 days ago

Rochester, Kent

A text, at the ungodly hour of 0935

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 days ago

North West

A brown furred, four legged Staffy that decided since he's awake, I should be awake too.

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By *inkShyWoman
4 days ago

near Windsor

"Cat here too, repeatedly pulling at my bottom lip with one claw only until I got up. She then curled up in my warm spot.

😅😅 standard kitty, they know what they are doing😏"

🤣 Oh she does. In the cold winter nights she screams the house down until I go down to check what demon has entered my home. When I go back to bed, she's curled up in the middle like some victorious hero.

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
4 days ago

Rugby

The thought of our sexy group meet later on tonight. 😈

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By *morousCouple8Couple
4 days ago

Cumbria

"The sun I think"

Wrong.

It was me waking you up asking for a lick. I settled for a gorgeous kiss and a nibble on your beautiful bum instead.

MR AC

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By *yclinghardMan
4 days ago

Winchester

Dawn chorus and a promise to a lovely woman to have a virtual bike ride with her at 5:45 am.

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By *irst time321Man
4 days ago

Southampton

I woke up with a hard on remembering that I caught my wife snogging another woman last night, it was so hot 🔥

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
4 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

The youngest teen wanting breakfast at 7am 😭

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
4 days ago

Lincolnshire

Coughing. Im full of cold

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By *akedMMan
4 days ago

Witney

A number of things, a full bladder,Tinnitus,and chronic pain

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By *ydaz70Man
4 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

Bloody second alarm forgot to turn it off from last weekend had a 6am alert

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By *andsCouple
4 days ago

Edin

Hunger

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

I woke myself up snoring 😂

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By *iscreet StagMan
4 days ago

edinburgh

Alarm clock for football coaching

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By *hisIsMe58Man
4 days ago

Winchester

The sound of the birds singing as the sun rises. Then the pigeons join in and ruin the beauty of it.

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By *lack King DomMan
4 days ago

London

Teasing footjob

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By *iscreet StagMan
3 days ago

edinburgh

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"

My hotwife playing touching morning glory x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 days ago

Manchester

My body clock 🫩 really fancied a lie in as well

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By *arah midsTV/TS
3 days ago

walsall

Sunshine peeking through the curtains x

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 days ago

Hatfield

Yesterday it was Selma Hayek today it was Michelle Randolph.. I was just about to slip in to her in doggie position after amazing foreplay when I woke up ….. bah

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 days ago

Hatfield

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By *evilinyouMan
3 days ago

Bristol

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"

Lol my cat woke me up to.

She just jumps on my head in the morning and ours really loudly to let me know it's breakfast time

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By *evilinyouMan
3 days ago

Bristol

Purrs

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple
3 days ago

North West

Needed a wee 🙄

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By *ace400Man
3 days ago

my back yard

A text message but not a sexy one

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
3 days ago

South Dublin

"My body clock 🫩 really fancied a lie in as well "

Yep, same here, so I'm caught between needing coffee and enjoying the cosy peace to scroll....

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By *ophie_GTV/TS
3 days ago

Gainsborough

Next door neighbours having another row

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By *evilinyouMan
3 days ago

Bristol

"Next door neighbours having another row"

Oh that's a sucky one

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By *illDoXXXMan
3 days ago

Preston

Love to wake up with the sun shining through a gap in the blinds

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By *.twigg1086SCMan
3 days ago

Dunstable

"🤣 Oh she does. In the cold winter nights she screams the house down until I go down to check what demon has entered my home. When I go back to bed, she's curled up in the middle like some victorious hero."
😅haha! Incredible! Now that is cheeky on a new level, the beds then hers and you've to sleep on the floor🙈

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 days ago

Lincs

The feline alarm clock. Apparently pre-7am is breakfast time

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By *4its2lateMan
3 days ago

Time

That's a lay in, 5am the little buggers this morning

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By *D IrishMan
3 days ago

Dublin / N..Tipperary

The dog barking as he heard someone passing outside making a noise.

Not impressed

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By *F25Man
3 days ago

kent

same thing every morning lol

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
3 days ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

It wasn't the morning I awoken in for once. Well deserved lie in

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By *exy-SashCouple
3 days ago

Leighton Buzzard

My bladder woke me up this morning at 6.15 am. On a Sunday as well

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By *olarbear73Man
3 days ago

Glasgowish

The dog barking at the foxes

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By *ananas57Couple
3 days ago

lake ariel

The sun

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By *exytimeCoolMan
3 days ago

swadlincote

"I am curious what disturbed your peaceful slumber this fine morning? 🤔

I wish I could say sex woke me this morning, but it was infact a pussy of another variety! 🐈‍⬛️🤦‍♀️😅 Our cheeky, little rascal managed to get into his food cupboard! 🙄😅"
dreaming of woman met friday but only social fun

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By *orkshire biMan
3 days ago

where I lay my head

My bladder 😆

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By *andsCouple
3 days ago

Edin

My horny other half!

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By *iscreet StagMan
2 days ago

edinburgh

My Monday morning work alarm 😖

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By *akeCoachDriverMan
2 days ago

west mosley

My work alarm at 3:30 am 🥴

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

Tummy ache and then the sun

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By *an ClioCouple
2 days ago

Boston

Bin men crashing up the cul de sac. I had to jump out of bed to move the recycling bin literally three feet from behind the gate to in front of the gate.

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

Pussycat, again.

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By *orders-cplCouple
2 days ago

middx cpl

hubby fingering me at 06.30

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By *akeCoachDriverMan
2 days ago

west mosley

Pussycat, again.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 days ago

London

6.15 alarm clock

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
2 days ago

Middlesbrough

My dog wanting his breakfast

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