FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you can say...

By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

On a first date?

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By *ate2theparty808Man
3 days ago

Erdington

It’s so nice to be out on a date, especially with someone as beautiful as you, I’m just glad the weeping stopped, you might get lucky tonight.

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
3 days ago

Winchester

I have a cock

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

Your face is so beautiful, it would look great in my collection!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

You remind me of my ex 🤣🤣

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
3 days ago

Perpignan and cap

It Puts the lotion in the basket!

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
3 days ago

Leeds

My ex used to do that 😐😂

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Hi dad

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 days ago

Milton Keynes

"I have a cock"

😅😅😅😅 👏🏼👏🏼

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 days ago

nearby

I've just sharted.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

So sis. Front or back?

£150 wasn't it?

Don't worry the doctors say it isn't catchable

Next time. Dad. I'm giving it

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By *abcouple1403Couple
3 days ago

Newcastle

Two seconds I need to fart , Ah fuck!! I’ve just shit myself!!

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By *onjoliveMan
3 days ago

South Coast

“A bottle Chianti and a side of fava beans…”

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By *oonbath89Man
3 days ago

radstock

I took your sister to this place once

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By *mc1Man
3 days ago

BELFAST

Maybe just kissing on a first date 😀

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

Are farts supposed to be lumpy?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 days ago

Cumbria

"Your face is so beautiful, it would look great in my collection!

You win!

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

Nah

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

It's time to apply my hemaroid cream.... would you mind???

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By *actile TensionMan
3 days ago

Sussex

You seem grumpy, you on the rag or something?

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

You're fatter in real life!

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By *upra1Man
3 days ago

essex area

You look older in real life.

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

Smile more 👍🏼

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By *reachers SonMan
3 days ago

north West

I cant stay, I'm seeing my parole officer after this.

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By *ackdaw52Man
3 days ago

Chesterfield

Don't worry, I've shagged way uglier than you.

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

"I cant stay, I'm seeing my parole officer after this."

That would turn UglyBird on actually

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Round the bend

Have you considered dieting

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By *cots99Man
3 days ago

London

"You look older in real life."

I would change your name and move abroad if I were you.

Even then you will spend the rest of your life in fear.

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By *un meets nsaMan
3 days ago

stirlingshire

Things are better if I stay.

So long and goodnight, so long and goodnight.

Sorry thought this was an MCR thread \m/

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

Wow God must have been having an off day when you was born!

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

I like your face .....can I have it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 days ago

couple, us we him her.

You look just like my mum, would you mind putting this cardigan on please, it belongs to her.

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

You're paying for this right? My money doesn't come through till next week!

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

Jeez...Are you always this chatty?

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By *ovechix69Man
3 days ago

north Northumberland

So who did you vote for in the general election

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By *he MinionMan
3 days ago

You think this bit of the woods is scary?

Pfft, I've got to walk back on my own

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By *reachers SonMan
3 days ago

north West

"I cant stay, I'm seeing my parole officer after this.

That would turn UglyBird on actually "

I'll leave that to her to either confirm or deny, but I've always suspected she was a bit of a wrong 'un

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By *2000ManMan
3 days ago

Worthing

My mates an actor.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 days ago

Leeds

You’d make a great addition to my live doll collection.

The mr

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Round the bend

Yes I always vote Labour

Mr 🐺

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

Are you sure that goes there

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By *issmorganWoman
3 days ago

Calderdale innit

I can stay out till 9, then I have to be home due to the tag I'm wearing.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago

Rite then lizard , are we fooking tonight.

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By *-MrGatsby-.Man
3 days ago

London and Sandy

Sorry, have I arrived too soon. Shall I let you go and get changed into something nice first?

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By *olgateMan
3 days ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

When can I meet your sister?

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

"You’d make a great addition to my live doll collection.

The mr "

Ok so now I'm thinking of the Mrs dressed in a blue and white chekered dress, pig tails, knee high socks and rosey cheeks! ...ahhh lovely!

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

"Sorry, have I arrived too soon. Shall I let you go and get changed into something nice first? "

Ohhh brutal!

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By *onin25Man
3 days ago

Durham

I can only go in the pubs on this side of town, or my electronic tag will go off

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By *irthandgirthMan
3 days ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I have a cock"

Some ex colleagues of mine were invited to a mansion party in the US. It was pretty hedonistic and the pool area was designated as naked only.

One of the guys was trying it on with a fabulous lady until she said the immortal phrase 'my cock used to be bigger than your'.

There is no coming back from that. Devastation and a taxi home.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

Ignore the smell of embalming fluid, you’re my second date today.

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By *lemFandango88Woman
3 days ago

Thirsk

" So you probably guessed what I do for living by now? I work hard, I earn a lot of money, time is my rarest commodity. "

Followed by " I like the finer things in life. I own a lot of houses. I stay in this hotel a lot."

Then followed by " I seem to always attract the wrong type of women. "

*Facepalm*

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By *a LunaWoman
3 days ago

Wales

You remind of Donald Trump…

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By *river72Man
3 days ago

Slough

Oh, hello teacher, how’s my son doing in school.

Isn’t that your husband over there with some younger woman.

Oh perfect you look like my ex wife.

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

"" So you probably guessed what I do for living by now? I work hard, I earn a lot of money, time is my rarest commodity. "

Followed by " I like the finer things in life. I own a lot of houses. I stay in this hotel a lot."

Then followed by " I seem to always attract the wrong type of women. "

*Facepalm*"

Urgg yeah the ones who brag are an instant no go for me.That's when you want to say, "Just need the ladies room be right back" and then just dart for the door!

Have no problem with people working hard, being successful but don't brag about it.

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By *b40Man
3 days ago

lisburn

Granny I promise the doctor says u won’t remember

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

Ok if mummy joins us? I’m due a feed.

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

"Ok if mummy joins us? I’m due a feed."

Bitty

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West

Hi.

Hey.

Want to fuck?

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

Love you

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

How many kids do you want?

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 days ago

Harpenden

"Love you

Aww thanks!

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By *upra1Man
3 days ago

essex area

We can meet again but only if you trim the bush back. It kept tickling my ears

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By *carletts OP Woman
2 days ago

Harpenden

I think women should only speak when spoken to!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 days ago

Leeds

"You’d make a great addition to my live doll collection.

The mr

Ok so now I'm thinking of the Mrs dressed in a blue and white chekered dress, pig tails, knee high socks and rosey cheeks! ...ahhh lovely!"

No she’s too good to be held captive in the loft.

The mr

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By *avexxMan
2 days ago

cheshire

my ex is the image of you

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster

Well that was quick

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Can you smell fish?

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By *osie888TV/TS
2 days ago

Bathgate

Ex talk bores me

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By *arylRMan
2 days ago

Why didn’t they take your name out of the Epstein files?

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By *evilinyouMan
2 days ago

Bristol

"I have a cock"
lol depends on your date on that one

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By *lephantisMan
2 days ago

Oxford

Sorry, I have to take this: it's from my pimp.

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By *homas400Man
2 days ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Do you get out much ?

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 days ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Wow, you look just like my ex wife / husband

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist

Two seconds im just taking my last antibiotic, the two week course finishes today

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

Do you like my MAC™ foundation? It covers up my cold sore marvellously.

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By *oobaaMan
2 days ago

Sth Tyne

My mother is in the car outside...she wont watch if we get naked on the back seat

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By *aelusMan
2 days ago

Hertfordshire

More or less anything it would seem.

Dating is HARD these days

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By *allDarkTypeMan
2 days ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

“Hi.. here’s pictures of my cock in varying angles“

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By *ickylouCouple
2 days ago

birmingham

Can I ask.

Does this handkerchief of mine smell like chloroform

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I've forgotten my jelly babies

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By *hams123Man
2 days ago

London

Hi.

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