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"A family sized bag of Maltesers " And then open it to do a balls comparison. | |||
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" Well not against the one on that post earlier that's for sure "Wait what. How did I miss it? | |||
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"A family sized bag of Maltesers " Empty or full? | |||
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"Everyone man should compare against their IQ." That is me doomed then. | |||
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"Everyone man should compare against their IQ. That is me doomed then." It’s why I refuse to compare 😂😂 | |||
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"A family sized bag of Maltesers Empty or full?" 🤔 Full I think | |||
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"I compare my cock to a summer's day, though it is more lovely and more temperate." You should write a poem | |||
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"Stack ring donuts on it " What if the donuts melt? | |||
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"Stack ring donuts on it What if the donuts melt?" I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point. | |||
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"A Mars bar (fun size). " Mars bar it is | |||
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"Stack ring donuts on it What if the donuts melt? I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point." Like a lightsaber | |||
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"Stack ring donuts on it What if the donuts melt? I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point. Like a lightsaber " What it illuminates and makes them funny noises when you wave it about? 🤔 | |||
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"Stack ring donuts on it What if the donuts melt? I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point. Like a lightsaber What it illuminates and makes them funny noises when you wave it about? 🤔 " Yes and depending on if I join the Dark Side of the Force. Turns Red. | |||
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"Too many blokes on here compare their cocks next to sky remotes or lynx cans. So I'm going to be a little different. What should I compare my cock up against? A fabreeze bottle? A bottle of mouthwash? Any suggestions? " You said yours was the size of an elephant trunk! Now that's a copy cat photo I want to see! Where's Big Harold when you need him! | |||
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"Too many blokes on here compare their cocks next to sky remotes or lynx cans. So I'm going to be a little different. What should I compare my cock up against? A fabreeze bottle? A bottle of mouthwash? Any suggestions? You said yours was the size of an elephant trunk! Now that's a copy cat photo I want to see! Where's Big Harold when you need him!" I'm trying to be humble here. Ah Big Harold... sometimes I wonder how that man is able to walk properly. | |||
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" What about a length of rope they use to tie ships to the dockside. give it a 3 pointed hat that's pirate's of the Caribbean rite there... " You are a genius. Why didn't I think of that | |||
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"A packet of tic tacs" A single tic tac | |||
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"A packet of tic tacs A single tic tac " The orange ones | |||
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"A packet of tic tacs A single tic tac The orange ones" Definitely not just the white ones, that would be ridiculous | |||
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"Everyone man should compare against their IQ." Ha that's quality 👍 | |||
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