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"Fuck. Does this mean I need to amend my profile from middle aged to just plain old 😭" No i would say your middle aged | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. " Youngster. Middle aged is 40s and 50s. | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. " Sending some love op. It just creeps up on you. One second your young and in the prime of your life, next your middle aged and have strange aches and pains. God help us all lol | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55...." Ermmm... where did you read this? | |||
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"You don't mean actually middle aged do you? 😅 I'd love it if you did but I think you mean people that are in the 28-40yrs bracket (roughly)." Im meaning over 30 under 50 if i have used the wrong terminology apologies all 🤣 | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55.... Middle at that age? Most people are dead a few years after 😂 I'm with thighs for once 😉" Thats what i thought. Oops im sure i will be corrected a few more times 🤣🤣 | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55.... Ermmm... where did you read this? " Google 🤣 | |||
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"Average life expectancy is 81-82 So to be safe across the bored since we are doing ranges let's just so 30-50" I thought this! 🤷♀️ | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. " If you’re saying you’re middle aged then I’m ready for retirement home 😳 | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55.... Middle at that age? Most people are dead a few years after 😂 I'm with thighs for once 😉" Yeah, found it. A survey where a thousand 50 plus year olds answered. Maybe, just maybe, the sample has something to do with the response? That would be wild though, surely surveys don't work like that. | |||
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"Average life expectancy is 81-82 So to be safe across the bored since we are doing ranges let's just so 30-50 I thought this! 🤷♀️" It's just people just trying to hold on to their youth. Can't accept they are old as shit. | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. If you’re saying you’re middle aged then I’m ready for retirement home 😳" Surely 34 is middle aged? | |||
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"They do say millenials look younger and have higher IQs than Gen Z (apparently, heard it on a podcast) "I'll take that 👍 | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. " Whatever brzcketbyou sre in, it looks good on you. | |||
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"Am I still middle aged? I’ve never been clear on the boundaries. Can you give me a ruling?" Your literally on the cusp, we will wave you out very shortly old man 🤣😉 | |||
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"You don't mean actually middle aged do you? 😅 I'd love it if you did but I think you mean people that are in the 28-40yrs bracket (roughly). Im meaning over 30 under 50 if i have used the wrong terminology apologies all 🤣" It's okay, no one is telling you off. 🩷 😅 Yeah I understand what you're saying. I always think of middle aged as 40+ and old as 55. It's subjective. But your actual OP? No, I'm loving this time in my life. I have real savings, mortgage free in a few years, less awkward and more sure of who I am. Still discovering what I love, getting better at having boundaries. I'm not sitting on a shelf gathering dust. Did in my twenties for a bit, fuck that. | |||
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"Am I still middle aged? I’ve never been clear on the boundaries. Can you give me a ruling?" You're just old like me | |||
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"Your literally on the cusp, we will wave you out very shortly old man 🤣😉" Just tip then, eh? | |||
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"You don't mean actually middle aged do you? 😅 I'd love it if you did but I think you mean people that are in the 28-40yrs bracket (roughly). Im meaning over 30 under 50 if i have used the wrong terminology apologies all 🤣 It's okay, no one is telling you off. 🩷 😅 Yeah I understand what you're saying. I always think of middle aged as 40+ and old as 55. It's subjective. But your actual OP? No, I'm loving this time in my life. I have real savings, mortgage free in a few years, less awkward and more sure of who I am. Still discovering what I love, getting better at having boundaries. I'm not sitting on a shelf gathering dust. Did in my twenties for a bit, fuck that." Oh, that’s me fucked then. Not.  | |||
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"You don't mean actually middle aged do you? 😅 I'd love it if you did but I think you mean people that are in the 28-40yrs bracket (roughly). Im meaning over 30 under 50 if i have used the wrong terminology apologies all 🤣 It's okay, no one is telling you off. 🩷 😅 Yeah I understand what you're saying. I always think of middle aged as 40+ and old as 55. It's subjective. But your actual OP? No, I'm loving this time in my life. I have real savings, mortgage free in a few years, less awkward and more sure of who I am. Still discovering what I love, getting better at having boundaries. I'm not sitting on a shelf gathering dust. Did in my twenties for a bit, fuck that." That is a very positive and true way to look at it. I think i just feel a bit meh like were do i fit at the moment i think its always being referred to as the young one then all of a sudden bam your not anymore. Boo hoo 🤣 | |||
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"Fuck. Does this mean I need to amend my profile from middle aged to just plain old 😭" That was my thought as well 😅😂 | |||
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"Old age is fucking wonderful..ya have to use ya character and charm for once" I didnt for one second think it wasnt this wasnt what the thread was about 🙈 | |||
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"That is a very positive and true way to look at it. I think i just feel a bit meh like were do i fit at the moment i think its always being referred to as the young one then all of a sudden bam your not anymore. Boo hoo 🤣" Yeah, it can be a shock to the system. That in-between stage. I realised I'd aged out of being a sugar baby. Never wanted to be one, was a bit sad to find the ship had sailed though. 😅 You'll find where you fit in, it's a good time to discover you. What's really important. I think that's part of why cougars have that tropw. They've gone through it and know themselves (a bit better). Doesn't mean they can't be batshit crazy but they know they are. | |||
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"Life expectancy in the UK for 2022–2024 is approximately 83.3 years for females and 79.1 years for males..... So middle age approx early 40's" Christ, I hope I don’t live that long. 70 will do me. | |||
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"Life expectancy in the UK for 2022–2024 is approximately 83.3 years for females and 79.1 years for males..... So middle age approx early 40's Christ, I hope I don’t live that long. 70 will do me." Join the club | |||
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"Oh stop being so sensitive you oldies 🤣 the younger ones arnt complaining 🤭" Oi have respect for your elders | |||
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"Oh stop being so sensitive you oldies 🤣 the younger ones arnt complaining 🤭 Oi have respect for your elders" I can hold your frame ? ❤️ | |||
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"Oh stop being so sensitive you oldies 🤣 the younger ones arnt complaining 🤭" Bend over my zimmer frame and prepare for reentry 😂😂😂 | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant!" Jeeezzz. This escalated didn't it | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant!" Are you feeling alright?? | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant!" Are you okay? 🤣 | |||
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"I don't wish to be referred to as middle age, it affects my denial. " I should have just said exactly that | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant!" If you look at what i said i classed as middle aged your actually within that bracket but you seem obsessed with being old 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant! Are you okay? 🤣" I am don't no about Margaret...I'll have her marmalade tomorrow..rip! | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant! If you look at what i said i classed as middle aged your actually within that bracket but you seem obsessed with being old 🤣🤣🤣🤣" I'm getting carried away abit...blowing to many candles 😄 | |||
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"That is a very positive and true way to look at it. I think i just feel a bit meh like were do i fit at the moment i think its always being referred to as the young one then all of a sudden bam your not anymore. Boo hoo 🤣 Yeah, it can be a shock to the system. That in-between stage. I realised I'd aged out of being a sugar baby. Never wanted to be one, was a bit sad to find the ship had sailed though. 😅 You'll find where you fit in, it's a good time to discover you. What's really important. I think that's part of why cougars have that tropw. They've gone through it and know themselves (a bit better). Doesn't mean they can't be batshit crazy but they know they are. "Too old for love island too. | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant! Are you okay? 🤣 I am don't no about Margaret...I'll have her marmalade tomorrow..rip!" Why you offing Marg?????? | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant! Are you okay? 🤣 I am don't no about Margaret...I'll have her marmalade tomorrow..rip! Why you offing Marg??????" I'm more interested in Margaret now than who cares about middle age 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Ive not had a crisis yet, so im not middle aged 😅🙌✨️" My life is a crisis 🤣 | |||
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"I always feel like I’m too old or too young! There’s no middle ground!! Finally something I fit in" Dont tell the others they get reyt upset 🤣🤭 | |||
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"I always feel like I’m too old or too young! There’s no middle ground!! Finally something I fit in Dont tell the others they get reyt upset 🤣🤭" Oh no! We can’t have that! | |||
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"And ya can get away with murder...piss on the floor! Grandad rights....throw shit at someone...Grandad rights..crash into Margaret in ya wheelchair..she drowns in the pond...charge it to Grandad rights..fking brilliant! Are you okay? 🤣 I am don't no about Margaret...I'll have her marmalade tomorrow..rip! Why you offing Marg??????" I owed her a few notes for some chicken soup and a cupple of wanks on the soft...bless her she tried her best but my nippers got no pump left in the kid!... sad but had a right touch if I'm honest ✋️ | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? " I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣" Marge? Why has Homer killed her? | |||
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"However, it can sometimes feel a bit like no man's land. As a woman in my 40s I'm now sometimes seen as an 'older woman ' which for me is a huge turn off as those men are too young. Talking from my own experience in the dating scene. Its tough to navigate . Men 7 years younger and up to my age are often settled with family life or are looking for that. Men my age often only see me as good enough to fuck but not to date.. Or they had issues. Older men. Somehow seemed either too old or wanted someone younger. " Yes this is exactly what im meaning. "Most" my age are married with children and if your not you feel like society is telling you your not doing it right | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55...." Do you think that's why so may people seems to make their upper cut off at 55?? 59 year old asking lol | |||
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"However, it can sometimes feel a bit like no man's land. As a woman in my 40s I'm now sometimes seen as an 'older woman ' which for me is a huge turn off as those men are too young. Talking from my own experience in the dating scene. Its tough to navigate . Men 7 years younger and up to my age are often settled with family life or are looking for that. Men my age often only see me as good enough to fuck but not to date.. Or they had issues. Older men. Somehow seemed either too old or wanted someone younger. Yes this is exactly what im meaning. "Most" my age are married with children and if your not you feel like society is telling you your not doing it right " Yeah society likes doing that | |||
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"The average Brit considers middle age to start at 55.... Do you think that's why so may people seems to make their upper cut off at 55?? 59 year old asking lol" God knows. Personally I'm old, settled, loving life and happy | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣" She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge" Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣 | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣" Deal … ooh granma what big knockers you have xxx | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣" Feel abit stupid I'm laying my best chat up lines on her before I finger her...fking forgot she was dead... crack the firm up down the bingo tomorrow though 😄 | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣 Deal … ooh granma what big knockers you have xxx "That wasn't her knockers....that was her knees 🤣🤣 | |||
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣 Deal … ooh granma what big knockers you have xxx
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"How the fuck did this thread get onto being a grandad and getting away with murder? I sent the oldies mad. Literally. Marge is a gonner and all because i wanted us middys to have a space to chat 🤣🤣🤣 She's still warm ... I'm gonna whack it up trap 2 before the paramedics rock up...its what she would have wanted...old banger in her day our marge Have a bit of respect......at least pull her nighty down when you're done 🤣🤣 Deal … ooh granma what big knockers you have xxx
That wasn't her knockers....that was her knees 🤣🤣pmsl xx i thought they were firm!!! "That was the rigor | |||
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"We always have older/younger appreciation threads. Lets share the love for us middle agers the ones stuck in the ether. Does anyone else feel its an awkard bracket? Like your sitting on the shelf not young enough or not old enough. I do sometimes. Or do you not care and not find this an issue?. " I've learnt to accept my age as something graceful and to appreciate that in others. The maturity overral | |||
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