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By *ixed.1.bigbig OP   Man
3 days ago

walsall

Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist

Madness

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By *ixed.1.bigbig OP   Man
3 days ago

walsall


"Madness "

Am i wrong?

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
3 days ago

south dublin

Riveting.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West

Disgraceful

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By *ixed.1.bigbig OP   Man
3 days ago

walsall

What have i said? Lol

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 days ago

Manchester

Should be reported to trading standards i reckon 🤷‍♀️

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By *reachers SonMan
3 days ago

north West

this place is but a symphony of contradictions

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 days ago

Leeds

Hilarious, I almost spat my juice out from all the laughs.....

Mrs

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist


"Madness

Am i wrong? "

Yes and no. Its all down to perception one persons big cock will be anothers tomb thumb cock everyone will have there own versions of big i suppose.

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By *WB85Man
3 days ago

Staffordshire

They chose what they wanted and had it, quite literally.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 days ago

Winchester

False advertising, how dare they

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

How dare they say one thing and mean another.

What measurement defines the first B in BBC?

How many bassets jelly babies can they fit along it?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

Joke leave some space for the not so vwe group

So my friend sed 👀

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

People can want what they want, and it's never wrong (unless it's, like, illegal or something).

If what they want doesn't include the person complaining, then oh well.

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 days ago

Midlands

It makes us laugh when people take photos off the internet and create a Fab profile

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It makes us laugh when people take photos off the internet and create a Fab profile "

Uh oh 👀

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol"

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Round the bend

Is this your way of saying look at my massive wanger?

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is this your way of saying look at my massive wanger? "

Allegedly the internet's penis, not his

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
3 days ago

Glos/London


"Madness "

It’s a real ‘House of fun’ in here

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C. "

A Chip? Crisps?

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago

Rite lads need help let's put this what is a big willy to bed once abd for all...

how many 50 pence pieces can you get inside your foreskin..

First one to a fiver wins ..

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

Anyone got 5p then I can make it 25p ?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 days ago

Manchester


"It makes us laugh when people take photos off the internet and create a Fab profile "

Google lens is great

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

Wow....those pesky women. I'm so ashamed 😞

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West

My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
3 days ago

cardiff

Why dont you just be honest, and ask people to look at your enormous phallus,instead of hiding your true intentions behind a bullshit post

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps? "

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby


"Why dont you just be honest, and ask people to look at your enormous phallus,instead of hiding your true intentions behind a bullshit post"

And apparently hiding his true dick pics behind some internet ones 😂

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By *tannersMan
3 days ago

stanley


"Madness

Am i wrong? "

It’s one step beyond madness I reckon

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By *tannersMan
3 days ago

stanley


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is."

Is it as prehensile? That would be some party trick 😂😂

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

I wonder why his profile says straight 🤔

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor

There are loads of big cocks on here with cocks

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By *4bimMan
3 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

when you buy a lottery ticket.

no guarantee of winning

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
3 days ago

Slough


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps? "

BBC doesn't have adverts you'll probably find C on ITV 😜🤣🤣🤣

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By *umagain58Man
3 days ago

London


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol"

It’s their choice and how they might define bbc. Not having a go but no need to laugh about

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist

You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
3 days ago

hexham

I guess it is all relative I think if you just keep asking Jeremy Beadle to hold it with his little hand it is going to improve your look !

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏"

Google lens is your friend

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏"

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

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By *lack King DomMan
3 days ago

London

Members ask for communication and can't be bothered to respond or respond with quality as you have

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
3 days ago

cardiff


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏"

Technically , every picture on here is a picture from tbe Internet

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

BBC doesn't have adverts you'll probably find C on ITV 😜🤣🤣🤣"

How about Channel 4?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

Technically , every picture on here is a picture from tbe Internet"

Ah there we have it then

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄"

Which flavour?

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"Members ask for communication and can't be bothered to respond or respond with quality as you have "

He isn't even real 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

Is it as prehensile? That would be some party trick 😂😂"

That is my audition for Britain's Got Talent 😂

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 days ago

Isle of Man

Not sure how guys dick sizes are her fault?

We can experience one thing and still want something else also

Maybe she just likes black guys in general, thats a possibility too

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago

I made the mistake of looking I don't know why ... but I did..

his or not...

you could get the whole fooking bank of England inside that ...

ref the 50 pence piece challenge , not in ..

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy! "

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

your hotlist


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles "

Noooooooo

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles "

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol"

It makes me laugh when guys say straight but when you check their profile its just 1 fake pic after another...you dont want straight, you want a hairy horse

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

"

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now "

It's like an online Build-a-Boy

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 days ago

Cumbria


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour? "

Monster munch please. The big ones

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now "

🐱🐓

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

You have to admire the brass neck on a guy who takes the piss out of other cock sizes while having fake photos

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
3 days ago

Slough


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

BBC doesn't have adverts you'll probably find C on ITV 😜🤣🤣🤣

How about Channel 4?"

I don't discriminate, it's all good as long as it's big and clean and functions properly, it's all good...! 😜

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now

It's like an online Build-a-Boy"

I'll build my own cock from now on

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

BBC doesn't have adverts you'll probably find C on ITV 😜🤣🤣🤣

How about Channel 4?

I don't discriminate, it's all good as long as it's big and clean and functions properly, it's all good...! 😜"

And doesn't freeze or not work 😂

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Round the bend


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏"

Me either!

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now

It's like an online Build-a-Boy

I'll build my own cock from now on "

There's so much choice out there it seems. Might even have a bash myself 🥹

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour? "

Ready salted 💦

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour?

Ready salted 💦"

That’s my favourite flavour! Xx 😄

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour?

Ready salted 💦

That’s my favourite flavour! Xx 😄"

No cheese and onion? 🤔 x

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 days ago

Hiding

How can women have preferences, eh? Particularly, as I was told this week on here, by a wonderful example of humanity, "chunky" women... How dare we!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour?

Ready salted 💦

That’s my favourite flavour! Xx 😄

No cheese and onion? 🤔 x"

Ready salted or sometime salt and vinegar xx 😄

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

And his willy is from xHamster 🤭

Catfishing a cock. I've seen it all now

It's like an online Build-a-Boy

I'll build my own cock from now on

There's so much choice out there it seems. Might even have a bash myself 🥹"

I dare you doubly

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By *carlettsWoman
3 days ago

Harpenden


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is."

I think your nose may have grown too

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By *hilly1515Man
3 days ago

perfect copy cat pic challenge right up there at the top of the thread..

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By *arkylad1981Man
3 days ago

Havant


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps? I want Amanda holden to sh1t in my mouth... ain't happening tough sh1t...2nd best there this cerebral palsy bird that works in Tesco got a cute dribble..that will do!

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour?

Ready salted 💦

That’s my favourite flavour! Xx 😄

No cheese and onion? 🤔 x"

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
3 days ago

Slough


"Women want a BBC but then you check their profile its just average size men with a black cock. You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol

Let me know when you find someone who just wants a C.

A Chip? Crisps?

I’d go for some crisps right now xx 😄

Which flavour?

Ready salted 💦"

Phew, good job not cheesy wotsits...! No way that's going anywhere near my throat pussy or honeypot. 🤣🤣🤣

Smokey bacon (yummy) 😜

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

I think your nose may have grown too"

Using my nose as a substitute for a cock? 🤔

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

I think your nose may have grown too

Using my nose as a substitute for a cock? 🤔"

🤣🤣 If that's what you like, why not ?

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By *carlettsWoman
3 days ago

Harpenden


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

I think your nose may have grown too

Using my nose as a substitute for a cock? 🤔

🤣🤣 If that's what you like, why not ? "

Who nose...they might like it! Ha!

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By *odgerMooreMan
3 days ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I have an average cock and very very pale black… very pale!! Ladiiiieeesss!!

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 days ago

Essex


"I have an average cock and very very pale black… very pale!! Ladiiiieeesss!! "

Lies! If we go by your name, you have more that the average todger!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 days ago

North West


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

I think your nose may have grown too

Using my nose as a substitute for a cock? 🤔

🤣🤣 If that's what you like, why not ?

Who nose...they might like it! Ha!"

Why did the cock cross the road?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My penis is massive. Huuuugggeeeee. Size of an Elephants trunk. Honest it is.

I think your nose may have grown too

Using my nose as a substitute for a cock? 🤔

🤣🤣 If that's what you like, why not ?

Who nose...they might like it! Ha!"

Brilliant! 🤣🤣

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

3 days ago

Central


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles "

Where would anyone prefer to be, LA or Walsall?

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By *im le2Man
2 days ago

AYLESTONE

We all want a BBC but any cock will do really.

Yeah black on white looks so sexy

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair


"You dont want a BBC. You want a BC lol"

It makes me laugh when men start telling women what they want.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
2 days ago

andover

I’d definitely take this up with Human Resources

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

.

Shocking, Op. Truly shocking.

On the plus side (sidestepping any other, very obvious things like a boss), you've realised how subjective things are. Two women viewing the same penis will describe it in wildly different ways. Potentially.

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By *carlettsWoman
2 days ago

Harpenden


"You are all super sleuths, i wouldnt have a clue how to tell if it was a pic from the internet 🤣🕵‍♀️👏

On my phone I just hold the home button down and it searches whatever I'm looking at. Very handy!

Apparently the original guy is a model from Los Angeles

Where would anyone prefer to be, LA or Walsall? "

Ooooo that is a tough one....

I could visit the land of living dinosaurs or visit the Walsall Leather museum (Not sure if that's as kinky as it sounds though?)

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By *hismMan
2 days ago

Ballygonowhere

Different people laugh at different things,I suppose

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By *2000ManMan
2 days ago

Worthing

Turn to itv or ch4 or other channels.

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