FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do

By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist

With a d*unken sailor?

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By *ude LawMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

Depends on what time of day it was.

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By *urvytattedprincessWoman
5 days ago

Pentney

"Depends on what time of day it was."

Early in the morning i assume

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By *athomMan
5 days ago

South Coast

Shave his Balls wit a Rusty Razor

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By *razymindMan
5 days ago

Dublin, Cambridge

With a horny lady asking for bareback

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d ask him if he’d had any seamen.

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

We all know what you would do with him

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ask to pull on his hawser.

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By *onin25Man
5 days ago

Durham

Is it just one because if its a group of them I'm giving them a wide berth. You'll find me in bed with the captain's daughter.

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By *uickvisit2026Man
5 days ago

Glasgow

Sailor here. We’ll work at sea

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

I’d put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter. This is Fab, after all.

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sailor here. We’ll work at sea "
*waves*

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By *hortieWoman
5 days ago

Northampton

Roll the old Chariot along

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

Was he sat on a rock?

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By *WB85Man
5 days ago

Staffordshire

Ask him if he allows his partner to play solo, and maybe buy him a drink.

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist

What if he had crabs?

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

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Take her up the poop deck

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By *uickvisit2026Man
5 days ago

Glasgow

Check if need assistance on poop deck

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

Put him in the long boat til he's sober obvs

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By *WB85Man
5 days ago

Staffordshire

"What if he had crabs?"

That changes everything.

I'd just buy him a drink

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By *ampireLoveMan
5 days ago

Essex

Take his rum!

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By *morousCouple8Couple
5 days ago

Cumbria

Make him walk the plank.

Now he’s a wet sailor.

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

Technically pirates are seamen

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By *nalleesaTV/TS
5 days ago

Blackpool

What's his name

Seaman stained or

Master bates

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Chester

"Depends on what time of day it was.

Early in the morning i assume "

I just sang this!! 😆 😂

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

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Hang on, who said the sailor was a bloke? ⛵

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist

"Hang on, who said the sailor was a bloke? ⛵"

They always are. But you take him up that poo deck. I believe in you

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

"Hang on, who said the sailor was a bloke? ⛵"

Because women can't be. Imagine.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

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"Hang on, who said the sailor was a bloke? ⛵

They always are. But you take him up that poo deck. I believe in you

I said I'd take her up the poop deck 😁. I've seen the animated film Pirates Adventures, and I'm sure one of them was a bird/chick/woman/lady etc.

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By *hirleyMan
5 days ago

Wine bar

Dunno, but I bet _hickthighs26 has a plan for them 👌🏻

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist

"Hang on, who said the sailor was a bloke? ⛵

They always are. But you take him up that poo deck. I believe in you

I said I'd take her up the poop deck 😁. I've seen the animated film Pirates Adventures, and I'm sure one of them was a bird/chick/woman/lady etc. "

I believd you 😘

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By *ourpornfixMan
5 days ago

East Cheshire

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Chester

I reckon I'd rock a sailors outfit!

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By *onko the SaneMan
5 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

Get him to join the air force

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By *reative-mindMan
5 days ago

Exeter

I once met a d*unk submariner, told me about somthing that was long hard and full of seamen.

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