FabSwingers.com forum: Random thoughts……

By *k_123 OP Man
4 days ago

the north

What’s the last random shit when through your head…..mine “wander how many 100+ years old fabbers have got angry that it goes to 99 years old”

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By *elix SightedMan
4 days ago

Cloud 8

How do spiders know about wing mirrors? I mean, do their spider mummies and spider daddies teach them to climb up a car and make a nest in both my mirrors?

Every summer…

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By *rissTMan
4 days ago

Barnsley

How much does the sea weigh? ALL OF IT!

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By *inxy777Woman
4 days ago

essex

Why park next to me, when there is so many empty spaces!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 days ago

your hotlist

How come flies know how to get in your windows but not how to get back out?

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By *WB85Man
4 days ago

Staffordshire

I was stuck in traffic earlier.

I was wondering. If that tree fell over, am I far enough away from it, or am I getting squashed.

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By *eralDeviantWoman
4 days ago

Hull

Its not upside down for the otherside of the world.. Unless I carry it there first if I send it via space in its current orientation it's the right way up

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By *eralDeviantWoman
4 days ago

Hull

"How do spiders know about wing mirrors? I mean, do their spider mummies and spider daddies teach them to climb up a car and make a nest in both my mirrors?

Every summer…

Greenhouse door frames... How do they know it a good spot to catch stuff.. But not realise that's humans included.

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By *utsackerMan
4 days ago

north east

Where does all the chicken skin go off all the skinless breasts ? And why can’t you buy the skin on its own

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
4 days ago

Hampshire

Where do the baby birds go? Because the adults come back and nest in the same place, but the whole family isn't there...

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was?

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman
4 days ago

Scotland

Why do we call it a building if it’s already built?

Does a straw have one hole or two? 🤔

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

"How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was?

Utterly brilliant question

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By *ampireLoveMan
4 days ago

Essex

My last thread 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 days ago

East London

How did Vikings clean their teeth.

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By *inkShyWoman
4 days ago

near Windsor

Do other animals know that other animals are different to them, or do does a cat look at a mouse and think "I'm going to eat that pathetic tiny ugly cat"

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By *ampireLoveMan
4 days ago

Essex

"Do other animals know that other animals are different to them, or do does a cat look at a mouse and think "I'm going to eat that pathetic tiny ugly cat" "

I think they know other animals. I’m sure my cats look at me and think.. feed me you stupid human

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By *inkShyWoman
4 days ago

near Windsor

"Do other animals know that other animals are different to them, or do does a cat look at a mouse and think "I'm going to eat that pathetic tiny ugly cat"

I think they know other animals. I’m sure my cats look at me and think.. feed me you stupid human "

🤣 mine sees me as a food supplier, punching bag and door opener

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By *arlos 0511Man
4 days ago

Manchester

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long considering what it means?

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By *ampireLoveMan
4 days ago

Essex

"Do other animals know that other animals are different to them, or do does a cat look at a mouse and think "I'm going to eat that pathetic tiny ugly cat"

I think they know other animals. I’m sure my cats look at me and think.. feed me you stupid human

🤣 mine sees me as a food supplier, punching bag and door opener "

Mine have almost learnt to open doors themselves which just freaks me out!

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By *atie--eitakTV/TS
4 days ago

Whitefield

"How come flies know how to get in your windows but not how to get back out?"

Slippery slope from there in terms of thoughts.

What if it's pure random chance they hit the open window, how many more flies would be in my house if it wasn't for the closed windows?

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By *arlos 0511Man
4 days ago

Manchester

If a tomato is really a fruit, is ketchup really jam?

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By *kphooey43Man
4 days ago

Barnet

Condoms are one of the most environmentally friendly things invented, as they eliminate the carbon emissions of an entire human.

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By *atie--eitakTV/TS
4 days ago

Whitefield

"If a tomato is really a fruit, is ketchup really jam?"

No, more of a coulis I'd have thought

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
4 days ago

Slough

When we gonna get our shit together?

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

"If a tomato is really a fruit, is ketchup really jam?

No, more of a coulis I'd have thought "

" Jesus Katie...I hadn't thought of that. Total mind fuck now 🤪 "

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By *kphooey43Man
3 days ago

Barnet

I wonder what my dog named me.

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

"I wonder what my dog named me."

" Obviously..No1 super guy coz he's quicker than the human eye "

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
3 days ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

Do African elephants understand what Indian elephants are saying?

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By *evilinyouMan
3 days ago

Bristol

"How much does the sea weigh? ALL OF IT!"

What if you wrang out every sponge in the Ocean, how much would see level rise, or would it stay the same

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

Can spiders sit down?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

I’ve got ADHD - my head is literally full of Random thoughts!

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By *he MinionMan
3 days ago

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum 😲

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By *dible_KinkCouple
3 days ago

Aberdeen

Who was insane enough to be the guinea-pig for laser eye surgery and suchlike???

Or, this is always a thought of mine - who wakens up in the mirning and thinks "I'm going to buy a 1.0ltr salmon coloured Citroën C1"

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