FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines

By *weet.touch OP Man
5 days ago

north west

What is your best chat up line

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I have jelly babies

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I have jelly babies

*grabs coat*

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By *hisIsMe58Man
5 days ago

Winchester

I've got cake, care to share

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I have jelly babies

I do have a penchant for Jelly babies.

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By *osh blokeMan
5 days ago

hereford

I dont think I use chat up line as such.

I worked in corporate sales for years and realised that I was selling myself as opposed to the product because people buy from people. Essentially, I was being paid to make friends.

After I seperated and divorced from my wife I found it hard to talk to women until one day an impromptu situation arose and I found myself just being me and being friendly chatting to woman who I considered way out of my league. Ive no idea why but I thought to myself the only thing im not doing is asking her out and like that...boom. Obviously with a bit of practice my confidence built up and before long I found myself engaging with women more easily and often successfully!

Doesn't really answer the question though does it.....

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?

(Slap round the face)

I take it you dont like pizza.

(Another slap round the face)

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By *aitonelMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

I'm going to have a wank now. You want in?

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By *odders88Man
5 days ago

Northampton

Her - “you smell nice, what have you got on?”

Me - “I’ve got a hard on, but I didn’t know you could smell it”

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By *moothdickMan
5 days ago

stoke

Your like my little toe… cuz I’m bag u on the bed later

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By *ou345Woman
5 days ago

Derby

That's a really nice saddle.....sorry beard you have there 😉

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By *rHarding RMan
5 days ago

East Midlands

Hello treacle, wanna get sticky.😇

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By *andleit1980Man
5 days ago

BRISTOL

The word of thr day is legs.....you want to go back to mine and spread the word

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