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"How would you get forum users to behave well for a day, preferably longer? Giving the mods and owners a good break "Obviously the answer is two fold: Say "please" then if they dont Obviously your now a mod and it's time to get that coup d'état underway! | |||
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"How do I persuade a certain someone that they really do want to meet me, despite what their instinct tells them?" How many dick pics have you sent? | |||
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"Where is the best place for me to go where a large group of guys will set about me and gang bang me gard, but not so hard that I end up in hospital or covered in cuts and bruises the following day ? "Either Exeter  or and ive seen documentary videos where a sexy person such as yourself gose about their daily business and before you know it boom, hard dicks everywhere.
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"Where is the best place for me to go where a large group of guys will set about me and gang bang me gard, but not so hard that I end up in hospital or covered in cuts and bruises the following day ?
Either Exeter or and ive seen documentary videos where a sexy person such as yourself gose about their daily business and before you know it boom, hard dicks everywhere.
Maybe start at the library, tax office, tesco etc"Thanks ! Exeter is a bit far away, so I will perhaps start with Tesco and see how I get on ! | |||
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"How get girl ?" I have two words for you: Dick Pics | |||
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"Dear creative mind .. I have a delicate problem .. I currently have 7 women on the go all with a liking for sushi restaurants... in these tight times it's becoming difficult to keep Mon. tue, wed , thur ,Fri, Sat and Sunday in the manner they are accustomed to , but sex is amazing.... What can I do to ease the burden and obvious physical fatigue this is having on me. as man can not survive on fish alone ." Thank you for your message. This is a tough one. I assume you haven't suggested a threesome with some of these women, that way you get an off day or pair the women off. They obviously all have somthing in common! Or if that doesn't work i think the only option you have is to move yourself to Japan and hide away till it all passes over. | |||
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"How get girl ? I have two words for you: Dick Pics" Thank you Do they have to be pics of mine though ? | |||
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"How get girl ? I have two words for you: Dick Pics Thank you Do they have to be pics of mine though ? " Oh god no! You can even just send pictures of famous Richards if you want to spice things up a bit. | |||
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BUT, I've run out of lube!!!!
What can I use around the home????? 😲 | |||
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"Mr Creative-mind, I'm in a real spot of bother I have the most gorgeous woman coming over within the next half hour and she wants me to bang her into next week with my strap on Only issue is, I can't be arsed with foreplay, that's for losers and just want to dive straight into the good stuff
BUT, I've run out of lube!!!!
What can I use around the home????? 😲"Hi Caller. Thank you for you're question, if i had a pound for every time this happened to me! I was once caught in a right pickle with this, FYI don't use pickle as lube. I think your always best to go for the dairy items in the fridge, you know butter, soft cheese. Mayo and Daddy Brown sauce also work well. If none of those are at hand try hand soap. They don't call it jailhouse lube for nothing. Extra points Anyway you two have fun, remember carpet burns are a sign of a good time. | |||
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"Mr Creative-mind, I'm in a real spot of bother I have the most gorgeous woman coming over within the next half hour and she wants me to bang her into next week with my strap on Only issue is, I can't be arsed with foreplay, that's for losers and just want to dive straight into the good stuff
BUT, I've run out of lube!!!!
What can I use around the home????? 😲
Hi Caller. Thank you for you're question, if i had a pound for every time this happened to me!
I was once caught in a right pickle with this, FYI don't use pickle as lube.
I think your always best to go for the dairy items in the fridge, you know butter, soft cheese. Mayo and Daddy Brown sauce also work well.
If none of those are at hand try hand soap. They don't call it jailhouse lube for nothing. Extra points
Anyway you two have fun, remember carpet burns are a sign of a good time. "Thank you Mr Creative Minds, I think you saved the day 🫶 But I now have another dilemma 
How do you get the mixture of butter, soft cheese, mayo and Daddy Brown sauce out of the carpet?
I thought I'd try it all together incase one didn't work 🤷♀️
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"Mr Creative-mind, I'm in a real spot of bother I have the most gorgeous woman coming over within the next half hour and she wants me to bang her into next week with my strap on Only issue is, I can't be arsed with foreplay, that's for losers and just want to dive straight into the good stuff
BUT, I've run out of lube!!!!
What can I use around the home????? 😲
Hi Caller. Thank you for you're question, if i had a pound for every time this happened to me!
I was once caught in a right pickle with this, FYI don't use pickle as lube.
I think your always best to go for the dairy items in the fridge, you know butter, soft cheese. Mayo and Daddy Brown sauce also work well.
If none of those are at hand try hand soap. They don't call it jailhouse lube for nothing. Extra points
Anyway you two have fun, remember carpet burns are a sign of a good time.
Thank you Mr Creative Minds, I think you saved the day 🫶
But I now have another dilemma
How do you get the mixture of butter, soft cheese, mayo and Daddy Brown sauce out of the carpet?
I thought I'd try it all together incase one didn't work 🤷♀️
Needs must "Think you may need someone to clean the carpets after that mix 😅 | |||
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"How the hell do I find a bra that fits and doesn't dig in?" Wait for a sunny day, then once your neighbours have their washing blowing in a gentle breeze. Steal one from each house and you’re sure to find the best fit! | |||
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"How the hell do I find a bra that fits and doesn't dig in? Wait for a sunny day, then once your neighbours have their washing blowing in a gentle breeze. Steal one from each house and you’re sure to find the best fit! " Is correct or just simply let the gals be free! | |||
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