FabSwingers.com forum: Playground insults.

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
7 days ago

couple, us we him her.

These days kid's are taught respect and compassion with playground fights and insults pretty rare

Back in the good old days you could guarantee a good bundle a couple of days a week if not more and playground insults a plenty.

And yes some of the insults were very random.

One that sticks in my mind if someone leant against you.

You'd turn and and say " I'm not a plp you know "

I'm not a public leaning post ,yes

You read correctly.

What random insults do you remember?

Keep them pc folks we don't want to upset the Karen's.

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By *ate2theparty808Man
7 days ago

Erdington

I’m from the era where you mamma jokes were king, they were never anything to do with one’s actual mother, but it’s hard to beat the creativity.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought cheerio’s were donut seeds.

I did hear my son on his Xbox a couple of weeks ago say to one of his mates “ya dad paints roundabouts”

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By *hat.coupleCouple
7 days ago

Kent

"Your mum!" Was a heavily used phrase when I was younger. Also, "suck your mum" too. What a bunch of divs we were 🤦🏼‍♀️

Mrs x

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

Dickhead was a commen one

or shut up you mef.. still don't know what that actually met but it sounded harsh

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By *ingzMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

""Your mum!" Was a heavily used phrase when I was younger. Also, "suck your mum" too. What a bunch of divs we were 🤦🏼‍♀️

Mrs x"

Scouse equivalent was distilled down to just,

"Yer ma!"

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

" Dickhead was a commen one

or shut up you mef.. still don't know what that actually met but it sounded harsh

*meant*

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By *elix SightedMan
7 days ago

Cloud 8

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I then?

Classic.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 days ago

Round the bend

What you looking at? Wanna photo?

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By *ingzMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

Sock Robbers was an insult to Scousers and

Woolly Back was an insult to non-scousers

Divvy and Softlad used a lot too

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By *ampireLoveMan
7 days ago

Essex

“I know you are, but what am I?”

A response to any insult back in the day

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By *elix SightedMan
7 days ago

Cloud 8

"What you looking at? Wanna photo?"

I dunno, they don’t label shit

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By *ingzMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

Calm down,..Calm down!

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

or the push your tongue forward in front of your bottom teeth and the uaaaargh sound while pulling a face at hhem ... when they said something to you

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By *WB85Man
7 days ago

Staffordshire

Slightly off topic but I heard someone call another guy a Tuna Melt recently....had me in stitches.

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By *ustathingMan
7 days ago

Reading

In our teens, it was "ya mum sells tupperware/Avon" 🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 days ago

Round the bend

"What you looking at? Wanna photo?

I dunno, they don’t label shit

Yep 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

a sphinter says what. but kind of fast n mumbled so when they said what everybody burst out laughing at them

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