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"Q1. 2 of his 5 inch before he explodes and Sheila regrets shaving her legs. All 13 in the veri he writes. Q2. All day. David has now woken up and remembers how utterly anticlimactic the experience was. Oh well, at least he'll get some cheap B and J's." 😂😂😂😂 A gold star for you! 😜😜 | |||
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"That is an unbelievable question imagine if a levels were like this 1- 56.6% 2- 1 hour 32mins Is there a prize? 😂" The prize is an awesome gold star and a lolly pop of any flavour of your choice - and of course the bragging rights that you got it correct 👍🏻👍🏻😜 | |||
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"I don’t recall seeing this question on the 1% Club the other night!?!? " 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"The answer is always 46" It sounds good to me - that’s a lolly pop and a gold star 😜👍🏻 | |||
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"That is an unbelievable question imagine if a levels were like this 1- 56.6% 2- 1 hour 32mins Is there a prize? 😂 The prize is an awesome gold star and a lolly pop of any flavour of your choice - and of course the bragging rights that you got it correct 👍🏻👍🏻 😜" 
Good star, orange lolly pop and some bragging rights. Putting all this in my bio and citing yourself as a reference | |||
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"I'll just do the sex bit." The correct answer also - gold star! 😜👍🏻 | |||
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"Out 🤣" A gold star also (I’m feeling really generous with the prizes tonight….not least of all as I’m crap at maths and have no idea as to the correct answers) 😜👍🏻👍🏻 | |||
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"That is an unbelievable question imagine if a levels were like this 1- 56.6% 2- 1 hour 32mins Is there a prize? 😂 The prize is an awesome gold star and a lolly pop of any flavour of your choice - and of course the bragging rights that you got it correct 👍🏻👍🏻 😜
Good star, orange lolly pop and some bragging rights. Putting all this in my bio and citing yourself as a reference "😂😂😂 I’ll happily vouch for you 👍🏻👍🏻😜 | |||
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"Q1. What percentage of Dave’s dong can Sheila therefore accommodate? " All of it, cos Dave decided to go for anal instead. "Q2. If Sheila has been locked in place for 46 minutes, how long does Dave now have to rush to the shop to redeem the awesome offers? " Plenty of time for a second bonk, cos he will call the Co-op with his order and the chaps on their scooters will turn up within 20 minutes - Sheila might even get a chance of having desert with the delivery driver  | |||
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"Q1. What percentage of Dave’s dong can Sheila therefore accommodate? Q2. If Sheila has been locked in place for 46 minutes, how long does Dave now have to rush to the shop to redeem the awesome offers? " Q1) 56.61% Q2) 1hr 31 minutes and 5 seconds? | |||
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"Why wasn’t maths at school like this "Here here! If the questions would have been more like this, I might have got at least a ‘D’ grade 😜👍🏻👍🏻 | |||
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"Q1. What percentage of Dave’s dong can Sheila therefore accommodate? All of it, cos Dave decided to go for anal instead. Q2. If Sheila has been locked in place for 46 minutes, how long does Dave now have to rush to the shop to redeem the awesome offers? Plenty of time for a second bonk, cos he will call the Co-op with his order and the chaps on their scooters will turn up within 20 minutes - Sheila might even get a chance of having desert with the delivery driver "😂😂 Gold star! 😂😂👍🏻 | |||
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"Q1. What percentage of Dave’s dong can Sheila therefore accommodate? Q2. If Sheila has been locked in place for 46 minutes, how long does Dave now have to rush to the shop to redeem the awesome offers? Q1) 56.61% Q2) 1hr 31 minutes and 5 seconds?" That sounds legitimate to me 👍🏻 A well deserved glittery gold star 😜👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 | |||
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"Ok... Technically speaking be cant be 13.6 inches. 13.6 is a decimal measurement (divisable by 10) Inches are not divisable by ten. He maybe,in this case just a smidge over 13½ inches or maybe he is 13 and nine sixtenths but he cant be 13.6. Inches are base 8 unit of measurement. So ⅛ or 1 over 16, 1 over 32 etc, etc So as he cant read a measuring tape when he measured his dick and neither can she. It doesnt matter. 🫣🤔😘 " 😂😂 An extra gold star for this answer 👍🏻(and in all probability, Dave is most likely seriously exaggerating his phallic dimensions any way) 😜 | |||
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"Ok... Technically speaking be cant be 13.6 inches. 13.6 is a decimal measurement (divisable by 10) Inches are not divisable by ten. He maybe,in this case just a smidge over 13½ inches or maybe he is 13 and nine sixtenths but he cant be 13.6. Inches are base 8 unit of measurement. So ⅛ or 1 over 16, 1 over 32 etc, etc So as he cant read a measuring tape when he measured his dick and neither can she. It doesnt matter. 🫣🤔😘 😂😂 An extra gold star for this answer 👍🏻(and in all probability, Dave is most likely seriously exaggerating his phallic dimensions any way) 😜" .. only a little bit  | |||
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