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Worst movie you have ever seen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

For me it's "dude where's my car"

The acting

The script

Unbelievably bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus... its incredibly awful

or Catwoman

or that awful Adam sandler film Jack and Jill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

For me it's "dude where's my car"

The acting

The script

Unbelievably bad

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It shouldn't do, but that quite amused me

for a shit film- Freddie got fingered- lasted 10 minutes before it was back in the box and returned to the video shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude where's my car is a masterpiece of a film. At least in comparison to Gilli!

I've always been good at finding entertainment from even the worst of movies but Gilli is just plain bad. Even Ben Affleck who is usually at least tolerable is just painful to watch. I thought I might need the clockwork orange chair to hold my eyes open to even finish it.

Do yourself a favor and whatever you do, don't take the Gilli challenge!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm torn between Avatar - 3 hours of my life I will never get back.

Happy Feet - sanctimonious Disney crap

Brother bear - see above

Or

The Anchorman - just simply not funny!!

Although my friends would argue half my DVD collection is crap because it is mostly zombie horror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude where's my car is a masterpiece of a film. At least in comparison to Gilli!

I've always been good at finding entertainment from even the worst of movies but Gilli is just plain bad. Even Ben Affleck who is usually at least tolerable is just painful to watch. I thought I might need the clockwork orange chair to hold my eyes open to even finish it.

Do yourself a favor and whatever you do, don't take the Gilli challenge!"

Lmao

I'm tempted to check it out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire. "

I just googled that

I was sure you must have made that up lol

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.

And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire.

I just googled that

I was sure you must have made that up lol"

Its not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.

And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS! "

I fell asleep during the last airbender... yeah thats a vote for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I once achieved a (rather sad) ambition of being the only person in a cinema screen (it was a midweek afternoon). Unfortunately it turned out to be the worst film ever, Eye Of The Beholder starring Ewan McGregor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge Dread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hangover. Not funny. Can't believe I actually Skegby money to pay for that film. Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire. "

I always thought there must have been someone else out there that watched this!!!!

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin


"Judge Dread"

i second that with sly stillonhisown...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the "Lord of the Rings" films...

Endless hours of boring special effects wrapped around very little actual acting...

Dull, flat personalities that were never given space to develop...

Dire from end to end.....

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

titanic , we all know what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of the "Lord of the Rings" films...

Endless hours of boring special effects wrapped around very little actual acting...

Dull, flat personalities that were never given space to develop...

Dire from end to end.....

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Ssssoooooooo true - but I guess it's a bit like modern music - all special affects but nothing above CRAP when live............... sad era for both movies & music ........bring back punk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I'm tempted to check it out"

Don't do it!!! It's not worth it. There should be a Gilli prevention hotline for those who are crazy enough to think Jennifer Lopez can act. Oh, did I forget to mention this failed abortion of a film came out in the height of the Benifer craze?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah! Was some Stallone directed movie that an ex dragged me to.

It was set beneath the Hudson River, New York, where the hero (yeah, you guessed it!), Stallone, broke free of the tunnel & saved a multitude of innocent lovey peeps!!

Awwwwwe, such a sad way to brake ties!! ''''''

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Jabberwocky, perhaps too young when we got it but serious carp

Green Street II, embarrassing

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

We've seen plenty but the most recent that springs to mind is the tree of life with brad pitt, waiting for the film to "get into it" next thing we know, the credits come up. Well thats a couple of hours of our lives we're never getting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL - you poor people (

I once read 'Seven Years In Tibet' ...............but then I saw the movie!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yeah! Was some Stallone directed movie that an ex dragged me to.

It was set beneath the Hudson River, New York, where the hero (yeah, you guessed it!), Stallone, broke free of the tunnel & saved a multitude of innocent lovey peeps!!

Awwwwwe, such a sad way to brake ties!! ''''''"

Daylight!

My guilty pleasure: Stallone, Segal, Swatzernegger and Van Damme films. That said a turkey of a film has got to be Derailed starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. The Big Kahuna with Kevin Spacey isn't much better: dire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwe sorry for cramping your style miss Tress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After earth .. It's just shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol "

That's not The Blair Witch Projects worst sin however. That honor would be bestowed upon it for starting the "found footage" genre of terrible movies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol

That's not The Blair Witch Projects worst sin however. That honor would be bestowed upon it for starting the "found footage" genre of terrible movies!"

Yeh agreed lol, so many flaws in it as well EG they kept goin in cirlces back to the stream ?? FOLLOW the stream lol !!! I actually shouted that at th screen lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!

Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!

Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!

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i like that film not seen the host

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!

Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!

i like that film not seen the host "

started off promising... Then went on and on and on.. And just when i thought it had finished, a title saying "3 months later" came on the screen.. And out loud i exclaimed "oh dear god, make it stop" and some ppl clapped me!!!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

the remake of get carter, the original is one of my all time great films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!!"

So glad that wasn't just me who found that film terrible.

Other one has to be White Men Can't Jump, I'm not against swearing and have been known to say the odd bad word myself but every other word is F*** and for no real reason, the film was shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basic Instinct 2 (not even a Stan Collymore cameo where he's fingering Sharon Stone in a speeding Porsche can save it)

Troy

Red Dawn (the remake)

Both Aliens vs Predator films

The X Men movies

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

For me it's "dude where's my car"

The acting

The script

Unbelievably bad

It shouldn't do, but that quite amused me

for a shit film- Freddie got fingered- lasted 10 minutes before it was back in the box and returned to the video shop"

You should have hung in there.... there are at least two funny bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Valhalla Rising

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Prometheus.

What a fucking atrocity!

- VincentandAmy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

donnie darko

dogville

both shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piranha 3d

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

any of the police academy films,anyone know how many of these things were made?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire! "

Boo! I loved Cloverfield

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Prometheus.

What a fucking atrocity!

- VincentandAmy. x"

I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!

John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"any of the police academy films,anyone know how many of these things were made?"

About eight I think. Someone has friends in high places or it was a money laundering scheme. Only reason to make eight of these unfunny, moronic films!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Starship Troopers....... Just back away slowly if it comes on....phew what a stinker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve Martin’s Pink Panther must surely rank high on the list of movies that should never have been made !!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cinema Paradiso. Boring boring boring and dull.

I liked Starship Troopers!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire!

Boo! I loved Cloverfield "

Hated Cloverfield. Loved Prometheus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prometheus.

What a fucking atrocity!

- VincentandAmy. x

I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! "
what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "

http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!

John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !!"

I forgot about Cowboys and Aliens. Thankfully I might add!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Room" starring Tommy Wiseau is by far and away the worst film I have ever seen... acting is appalling, trailers on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revolver, still no idea what it was about

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!

John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !!"

Cowboys and Aliens I had on DVD. Started to watch it several times because my second husband is in it, but I gave up. It came on Sky and I watched it.

The biggest load of nonsense...and I enjoyed every minute!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Prometheus.

What a fucking atrocity!

- VincentandAmy. x

I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "

http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U"

I think they missed a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Bean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Trueman Show

Castaway

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Prometheus.

What a fucking atrocity!

- VincentandAmy. x

I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "

http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U

I think they missed a few! "

Same, may aswell have put the whole movie in.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some shit japanese thing called the aidition in the early hours of this morning....i couldnt work out if i was d*unk or it was seriously fucked up

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Waterworld "
oh yeah... Pass the mind bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!!"

The only good thing about that dire crap is the song with Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya and Lil' Kim

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it. "

I loved this film lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Mnemonic -awful

Norbit- crude,murphy's worst film( he's made a lot)

The Happening -nothing happened

The Hangover-unfunny,unlikeable characters

A good day to die hard- switched off after thirty minutes....the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There hasn't been a film made that is worse than powder. Weird Michael Jackson look a likey in main role. Jinxed from the start. The producer was done for raping little girls. Never went on general release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put it into context, powder is 10 times worse than the king of the turkeys epic Kevin costners postman

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it.

I loved this film lol "

A good film with brill music

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the box omg it was shit

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"There hasn't been a film made that is worse than powder. Weird Michael Jackson look a likey in main role. Jinxed from the start. The producer was done for raping little girls. Never went on general release"

Do you mean the Powder with the boy who conducts electricity, and is a genius that no one understands with Jeff Goldblum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Powder is an excellent film !!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Powder is an excellent film !! "

That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"donnie darko

dogville

both shite"

Dogville is an excellent film- you just need to follow the theory behind it having no set and few props, i.e. you concentrate on the dialogue and story then let your imagination create the scenery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Powder is an excellent film !!

That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.

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It definitely went on general release and has one of my fav lines in a movie...

Dr. Aaron Stripler: Your I.Q. scored right off the charts Jeremy. There isn't even a classification for you it was so high. All of your tests indicate you have the most advanced intellect in the history of humankind. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Powder: If you thought I was that advanced would you ask me if I understood? …

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I like Donnie Darko. Don't understand it at all, and I've watched it in various states of ummm altered consciousness!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Powder is an excellent film !!

That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.

It definitely went on general release and has one of my fav lines in a movie...

Dr. Aaron Stripler: Your I.Q. scored right off the charts Jeremy. There isn't even a classification for you it was so high. All of your tests indicate you have the most advanced intellect in the history of humankind. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Powder: If you thought I was that advanced would you ask me if I understood? … "

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."
I totally blotted this out of my mind its just so fucking awful its like a film raping my eyeballs its just to sick and why did it get the finance to get made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Donnie Darko. Don't understand it at all, and I've watched it in various states of ummm altered consciousness!! "

Lots of theories as to what it's about- I see it as a simple love story.

Main character feels lost and without purpose, meets love of his life, she gets killed, he then gets the chance to change history and save her life but by doing that she will never get to meet him. Go watch it again and ignore the rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."

Yep, that's a contender for worst film

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."

I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

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slumdog millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank.

I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it. "

Anyone seen the sequel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank.

I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it.

Anyone seen the sequel?"

if you've seen the original, then there's no need to put yourself through that drivel againtrust me

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."

It is awful and I think last time I checked its 1 of the most banned films.

Sex life of potato men is a great film off to go get sum fish paste and jam sandwiches now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!! "

Have you seen Stallone in Copland?

He's actually really fookin good in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!!

Have you seen Stallone in Copland?

He's actually really fookin good in it"

I agree, he was bloody brilliant in that and also a good film too

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank. I totally blotted this out of my mind its just so fucking awful its like a film raping my eyeballs its just to sick and why did it get the finance to get made "

so am i right in thinking you don't like this film

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

i can't remember the name of the film... but it starred Jim Carey and Kate Winslet...went to the cinema to see it when it was out...people were walking out after halfway through the movie..i left right after..still don't know what the film was about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The green mile is the worst film I have paid to watch. A grown up audience being sucked in to see a film about a superhero mouse. I felt well and truly duped. Biggest load of dog shit I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through. If I'd known what it was about I would have brought the kids. They love Mickey Mouse so would have loved this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hostel part 3, WTF it wasnt even about a hostel.

Snakes on a plane is a near 2nd though. Samuel L Jackson couldnt even save that film

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also people saying about Human centipede, it isn't a bad film, the subject matter is shocking but the film its self isn't bad, the 2nd one was bad though. I don't know also how you can say a film is crap without watching it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can't remember the name of the film... but it starred Jim Carey and Kate Winslet...went to the cinema to see it when it was out...people were walking out after halfway through the movie..i left right after..still don't know what the film was about."

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Not a great film

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Anything with the words "Star Wars" in the title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, some people in here have a crap sense of humour.

Films I hated are:

Any chick flick-predictable, dull, usually the same shite.

Let The Right One In-Didn't even attempt to get the tone of the book right.

Wolverine Origins-One film that angered me as the character basically was stripped of anything and made into a wuss.

Titanic-Wow, a boat crashes. 3 hour long boring film

Warm Bodies-Zombie version of twilight. And the ending? Ffs!

Twilight saga-Vampires DO NOT sparkle!

Anything with Adam Sandler-I hate when he's talking AND THEN STARTS SHOUTING

Anything with Hugh Grant-Gives us Brits A bad name

Blade Trinity-Vampire dogs. Really?

Dusk Till Dawn 2-Never should've been made.

IT-Tim Curry is the only decent thing in it.

The Hangover-If your mate goes missing, look round the entire hotel.

Fast And Furious series-stupid films for stupid people.

Iron Man 3-The fuck happened to The Mandarin? He should've been a mean bastard not some whimpering puppet.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There's no accounting for taste I guess.

My crap films:

Any chick flick.

The Hangover

Ted

Catch 22

Jacobs Ladder

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Night of the Lepus

Regarding the last two though and other dreadful films like Manos; Hands of Fate etc, I recommend finding the Mystery Science Theater 3000 versions. They are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it

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By *on YonsonMan
over a year ago

London


"I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.

And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS! "

Have you ever seen 'The Room'? It's so bad it's actually good! You can find it on Youtube [the whole film] and I recommend everyone in this thread to watch it!

Grown ups with Adam Sadler is pretty much 'dreadful' dreadful. You'll want to gouge your eyes out after that.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it "

Flight of the Navigator is great though!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

flubber with robin williams is bad,

thought hugh grant was good in a woody allen film called small time crooks ,and catch 22 ,the book is much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad the hangover is getting a few mentions, I thought it was just me.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it

Flight of the Navigator is great though!"
sp is hocus pocus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spice Girls: the movie

Enough said

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You people have obviously never watched Jurassic Shark or Sand Sharks........ but I'm still going with Valhalla Rising.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"but I'm still going with Valhalla Rising. "

Oh god, I'd blocked that one out! And now I've just remembered Pathfinder. Even Karl Urban and Clancy Brown couldn't save that turd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirty (fucking) dancing!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!"

I enjoyed that. Loved the mech suit in it

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I really like the Fast and the Furious films apart from the 2nd one that was pants. They are just the ticket when I want to watch something with good eye candy that I don't really need to think about much.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

I am legend

Will smith

Crock of shit !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am legend

Will smith

Crock of shit !! "

wild wild west was worse

what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am sure gilli has been mentioned as it is truely terrible...

but capt corelli's mandolin is 2hrs of my life i am never getting back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the fast n furious shite

Goon,

The sweeney remake

.....many more.....

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin


"I am legend

Will smith

Crock of shit !!

wild wild west was worse

what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called "

That would be Evolution

The Bigfoot Tapes.....what a load of shite that was.

Monsters....I hated that film

Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!!

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

There's a film called The Tapes.....that has to be one of the worst films EVER....I actually buried the DVD in the garden so I don't need to look at it ever again!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wickerman remake, so so terrible, Nicholas Cage should not be allowed to act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am legend

Will smith

Crock of shit !! "

Totally fucked it up. The book's far better

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I liked 'I am legend' !

Another crap film I watched was 'troll hunter' boring as cinema paradise but without the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Powder is an excellent film !!

That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.

"
it didn't obviously go on general release. The director was arrested around the time of its release and Disney pulled it as they didnt want bad publicity. It did go out in a few cinemas but not on general release. Being released on DVD is normally a sign that a film is a massive turkey. Regardless of the controversy surrounding it, I think it is shite anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!!"

aww I love Jack Black, he's my guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I liked 'I am legend' !

Another crap film I watched was 'troll hunter' boring as cinema paradise but without the sunshine. "

I hated I am Legend, thought it was utter boring dross though I was pissed at the time and kept nodding off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grease olivia newton john and john travolta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be Cloverfield, and it was on DVD.

To have gone to a cinema to see it would have been money wasted on the popcorn!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I am legend

Will smith

Crock of shit !!

wild wild west was worse

what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called

That would be Evolution

The Bigfoot Tapes.....what a load of shite that was.

Monsters....I hated that film

Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!!"

I've never seen a Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Jim Carey,Chevy Chase, Sean Penn film all the way through.

I went into an induced coma when they appeared on screen.

As for Nicholas Cage: only two films of his I've ever enjoyed: Con Air (on again tonight) and Driving Tess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Keith Lemmon movie, that guy just isn't funny

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i really like jim carey, the cable guy and man on the moon are very good , but yes man is a stinker.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Watched walter mitty..

Defintaly the top 5 worst movie.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the box omg that was crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"donnie darko

dogville

both shite"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World War Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only god forgives!!

Actually anything with Ryan gosling in as he hardly ever says anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Happening! Ironically nothing happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its one of the funniest films I've seen in ages but completely crap at the same time. Bad Grandpa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twilight Breaking Bad part 1. I was dragged to see it on a date. I knew of Twilight but decided to go in with an open mind and review it regardless of what it's reputation is like based on my own opinion.

It sucked the big one!

Same for Movie 43

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said Avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and Bladerunner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry Falls, spotted the killer in the first 5 mins of it, then crap acting and plot

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have said it on every other thread but I cannot emphasise enough how much people need to avoid this film. Do not watch The Story of My Death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf of Wall Street

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley


"I'm torn between Avatar - 3 hours of my life I will never get back.

Happy Feet - sanctimonious Disney crap

Brother bear - see above

Or

The Anchorman - just simply not funny!!

Although my friends would argue half my DVD collection is crap because it is mostly zombie horror."
with you on the first two, with interest. Interview with a vampire, the first ( and only ) film I actually fell asleep during. I do recall the worst and most boring film I have ever watched being "The Iceman cometh", which was from a very famous playwright and probably very good on stage that did not travel at all well, when on the big screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torque, considering the same people make fast and furious it was bad very bad. I thought scene of a H@#%&y keeping with a Y2k bike was very believable.....not, and two girls fighting bikes was worse. Only good bit was the sound of the aprillia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set a new record for me last week.

Sat down to watch Phil Spector. Al Pacino , Helen Mirren and a subject I was interested in.

The opening credits rolled and before the film started it flashed on screen. This films bears no resemblance to what actually happened and is fictitious. I thought about for a second , Mirren walked on screen and I said what's the fucking point then and turned it off. I got five seconds into the film.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London


"Starship Troopers....... Just back away slowly if it comes on....phew what a stinker. "

WHAT?!?! That's a great film. Completely different to Heinlein's book and very tongue in cheek but come on...

If you want some truly awful films:

Attack of the Herbals

Nazi Zombie Death Tales

The ABCs of Death

Microwave Massacre

Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

I've seen a LOT of films and these really stand out as truly atrocious.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London


"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!"

You can't be serious... District 9 is an awesome film on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!

You can't be serious... District 9 is an awesome film on so many levels."

District 9 was great!

Man, so many films being mentioned getting a hard time...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a person who acknowledges I have shite movie taste, I will use your replies as a list of films to see

Cheers guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showgirls ....would have made a good film if they had got the casting right x

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The Hunger Games.

I believed the hype about this film and was really disappointed. Utter crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mega shark v giant Octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Hustle, maybe not the worst film I've ever seen but good it was boring only watched halfway through and I gave up. Thank god I was watching it with "for your consideration" popping up on the screen every ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloverfield.. Biggest pile of kak ever!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

The Sin Eater, awful film.

Wouldn't even use the dvd as a coaster it's that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla sky. I'm a reasonably intelligent person but I watched it all the way through expecting something to make sense towards the end but there was no clues anywhere. Still completely baffled and no, life us to short for me to watch it again in case I missed something. Absolute crap !!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

insidious 2.what a crock of shit

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Nacho Libre is the film that pops into my head when thinking of really bad films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Epic Movie

2. The Love Guru

3. Highlander 2 (there have been only one)

4. The Room

5. The Avengers

6. White Chicks

7. Swept Away

8. Jaws : The Revenge

9. Speed 2

10. Street Fighter

this list is not exhaustive

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can't remember the name but it was a Polish Film about female coal miners.

I gave it the usual 15 minutes to catch my attention before heading for the post-grad union bar and was about to leave when it cut to a mass female nude shower scene.

The camera lingered for about 10 minutes while the ladies discussed their lot while scrubbing their bodies.

Needless to say I sat back to watch the rest of the film but no more nudity

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

Nearly walked out on Transformers (first one).

Wished id walked out on Scorchers many many years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phonebooth..... by a country mile

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I like the worst/best film threads (even though three of my all time favourites have been mentioned in this one!) as often I find films to download I've never heard of.

After watching the trailer Powder is the one I'll be viewing. With the delectable Mary Steenburgen starring I can't go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nun of Monza (1969).

Can't say anything about the storyline as it's based on a true story, but the (selfinflicted) mental and physical cruelty was beyond my endurance. One of the very few films I walked out of.

Blue Movie (1971)

Early Dutch attempt on a porn movie.

The most godawful acting, script, dialogue I ever witnessed. Walked out of that one as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, water world Kevin Costner! Absolute rubbish lol jayxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I llked that one! Lol

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

For some strange reason I like Waterworld...

Love the scene with the guy in the flying helmet firing the quad .50 cals.

God I'd love to try that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked Waterworld, too.

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By *rinterestingMan
over a year ago

London

Truly drag me to hell is the worst horror movie of all time but is one of the funniest comedies of recent years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love that film! jayxxx

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