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Loughborough

The moment you press the button to take a photo that you’re happy with, and that photo actually being captured? I can’t be the only one that deletes 99% of their photos because in the 0.0001 seconds of processing time, my entire head and facial features have rotated 20° and I look like some of Picasso’s rejected work.

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By *hinstrapMan
7 days ago

sheffield

I'm same pal. Must take me 70 odd pics to come up with 4 or 5. I always end up looking like Shrek

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP Man
7 days ago

Loughborough

"I'm same pal. Must take me 70 odd pics to come up with 4 or 5. I always end up looking like Shrek "

I might start a support group for the unphotogenic.

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Take 2000

Bin them all off

Take 2000 more

Use one

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP Man
7 days ago

Loughborough

"Take 2000

Bin them all off

Take 2000 more

Use one

My deleted folder is so full!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 days ago

North West

Strange isn't it. We often seem to be our own biggest critics more than anything.

I've done it numerous time. Took pictures and thought nah, it is crap then deleted. And yet others have said, they're not even that bad.

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By *appyOldOneMan
7 days ago

West Midlands

A photographer friend once told me, when taking digi pictures (especially with phones) "press the button and don't move" for a few seconds. Something about the phone camera needing time to process, record, and save, and it being different to film which just needs a quick burst of light.

(Doesn't mean I take any more usable pictures than anyone else, but when I see my blurry shots, I remember her advice.)

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 days ago

South Wales

"Take 2000

Bin them all off

Take 2000 more

Use one

This seems about right xx 😄

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
7 days ago

Chester

I find it easier to video myself and then take screenshots

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 days ago

North West

"I find it easier to video myself and then take screenshots "

A few people have suggested that. I might do this from now on

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By *utsackerMan
7 days ago

north east

Haha I’m exactly same looks great till view the photo rhen be like ehst the fuck is that?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 days ago

East Sussex

I don't ever look at any of the photos Mr N takes if me until he's deleted all the awful ones. I want to live in the lovely little bubble of my imaginary self

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By *eralDeviantWoman
7 days ago

Hull

I cheat as I film and then screenshot 😂

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP Man
7 days ago

Loughborough

"I don't ever look at any of the photos Mr N takes if me until he's deleted all the awful ones. I want to live in the lovely little bubble of my imaginary self "

My imaginary self is in two camps. One of them thinks I’m top 50% of men to look at (no higher, I’m a fat git after all, so let’s not be silly), the other half thinks I’m one of the most grotesque abominations, walking the earth. It just depends who’s got the wheel that particular day

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP Man
7 days ago

Loughborough

"I cheat as I film and then screenshot 😂 "

Between yourself and PolyGlamorous, you’ve cracked the code for this. Inspirational.

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By *otstuff77Woman
7 days ago

Newtown

I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 days ago

South Wales

"I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

I have this trouble as well xx 😄

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

I am always paranoid about looking better than I actually do irl as a fully dressed TV ,so I try to take lots of pictures of me to get the overall picture across and I get surprised with the fabs some of the ones I don't think are as good compared to the other ones I think maybe better, also they act as a kind of diary for past and present fun meetings. Mx 😈

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By *ealitybitesMan
7 days ago

Belfast

I've never spent more than 5 minutes on a photo on here and that includes time to crop, adjust colour or lighting and post.

I take 4 or 5 pics at most and pick the best one to edit.

It seems to work ok.

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By *otstuff77Woman
7 days ago

Newtown

"I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

I have this trouble as well xx 😄"

If only I was brave enough to share a recent vidio 😂

I lay down on the bathroom window ledge with my legs up against the wall. The ledge is 8inces wide (at a guess) with the toilet in the centre. It was ok getting into position but I really didn't think about how I'd get back up 🙈

It took ALOT of careful manoeuvring and strategically,slowly moving my body,not to fall and break my neck... Not flattering at all,haha 😂

The risks we take for a good photo

😂

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By *oxy-RedWoman
7 days ago

pink panther territory

"I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

I have this trouble as well xx 😄

If only I was brave enough to share a recent vidio 😂

It took ALOT of careful manoeuvring and strategically,slowly moving my body,not to fall and break my neck... Not flattering at all,haha 😂

The risks we take for a good photo

😂"

I just have to compliment you,I'm straight as a dye but your legs are bluddy amazing the guys must love them,lucky you

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By *otstuff77Woman
7 days ago

Newtown

"I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

I have this trouble as well xx 😄

If only I was brave enough to share a recent vidio 😂

It took ALOT of careful manoeuvring and strategically,slowly moving my body,not to fall and break my neck... Not flattering at all,haha 😂

The risks we take for a good photo

😂

I just have to compliment you,I'm straight as a dye but your legs are bluddy amazing the guys must love them,lucky you"

Awwww,thank you. I appreciate it

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By *oxy-RedWoman
7 days ago

pink panther territory

"I occasionally film and ss but they never seen to be as clear as a photo

I have this trouble as well xx 😄

If only I was brave enough to share a recent vidio 😂

It took ALOT of careful manoeuvring and strategically,slowly moving my body,not to fall and break my neck... Not flattering at all,haha 😂

The risks we take for a good photo

😂

I just have to compliment you,I'm straight as a dye but your legs are bluddy amazing the guys must love them,lucky you

Awwww,thank you. I appreciate it

Your most welcome

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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6 days ago

Central

It's 1 of the great conspiracies, to ensure that we all rely on AI to control it and use, for the AI billionaires benefit

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